=»S 1704 F5 S4 'Opy 1 3ci*^ps SCRAPS. LEWIS B. FRANCE, DENVER, COLORADO. THE W. F. ROBINSON PRINTING CO. 1899 . TWO COPIES HEi.:^. ■ gratit, Office of tha OfcC 1 2 1899 R'glst.r of Copyrlgiti 49857 COPYEIGHT 1899 BY Lewis B. France. SECOND COPY, CONTENTS: SCRAPS. FRIENDS. ON THE FLY. SCRAPS, ' O, look a-hyar I O, look a-whar ? Jes* look right ober yander ; Doan' yo* sec do ole gray goose A-smilin' at de gander ? ** was a faint Iigfht of amber in the east and the perfume of the June roses drifted in througfh the open windows. .^ «^ My vicinity was about awakening to another day and the morn- ing silence was being broken by the occasional twitter of a bird. The inter- ruptions came as if our little feathered friends were still in doubt^ or had not fairly concluded the morning nap. Into these slumberous tokens was thrust the half of the verse of the quotation: J'J'J' ♦*0, look a-hyar r' It was loud but not harsh, clearly articu- lated and full of good cheer. As I list- ened to the repetition^ the odor of the roses was changfed to the fragfrance of the ma§fnoIia and its environment in the longf ag:o^ and the old song came back to me insistently* What I dreamed in the soothing morning hour I need not fully set down here* But I mentally answered the appeal : **0,looka-whaf?" and then I must needs follow up the reflection by repeating softly the first stanza of the old plantation song. Ah^ the fair Southland ! the home of rel- ishable dishes, and of the black aunty in glaring turban who officiated as the high priestess before the swinging crane! What of the hail that sent me drifting ? It was not a human greeting ; although the words were, rightly interpreted, plain English* I, of course, recognized that the author was half garmented in soft brown feathers with patches of pink skin visible over a body no larger than my fist; a body not sugfgcsting: sentiment^ but prom- ising:^ with Judicious feeding;^ to make an early appeal to one's palate. The remem- brance of the ma§:nolia affords the senti- ment and prepares one for the aesthetic tints and exquisite savor of the fried cockerel, and the perfume of the roses is no bar* I can catch a gflimpse of this promise by looking: out of the back window* He makes one of a g:roup of three that seem to have cong:reg:ated at the stable door with a view to an early consultation* Old Olive makes one of the trio and Just now he is preening: himself* Presently he g:ives his body a shake to re-adjust, evidently, his brilliant plumag:e; he stretches out his neck and the burnished hackles sud- denly shimmer as there issues from his throat a ring:ing: morning: challcng:e to his world* The cockerel thereupon stretches his neck and ag:ain sends out his appeal : ** O, look a-hyarP' which sounds very feeble in contrast with the clarion notes of Old Olive^ and seems the more ludicrous in that he is not attractive and has no pres- ent inducement whatever to offer in re- sponse to his invitation* Dame Partlet — she may be an aunt or a cousin — looks askance at the half -naked aspirant, gives him a peck of contempt and pre- pares for a second assault, when Old Olive steps between* "With a gurgling remonstrance and an austere mien he checks the threatened repetition: ** 'As the old cock crows the young one learns,' my lady. Please bear the adage of our family in mind*^ And then he struts off with a dignity of port in keeping with his state, while the chastened partlet assumes to have dis- covered a worm* The subterfuge is pain- fully transparent and adopted merely to conceal her humiliation at her lord's re- buke* There is a hint of human proclivity in the display, and my sympathy goes out to the matron* Her attack upon the inncxent chick was half inspired by ad- miration for his cockship, while the other half mi§:ht perhaps be credited to her dis- dain for the comical travesty. But in truth, Old Olive and his accom- plishments command her complete admir- ation, and he doubtless recogfnized the fact and patronized her weakness instead of bestowing his affection — accepting, in his venial egotism, what he considered a just tribute to his excellence. But J'J'-J^ ** He that exalteth himself shall be abased." Old Olive has tcccivcd an acceptance to his challenge. The note of acceptance was shrill and decisive — not at all like the bass tones of the challenger. Old Olive would better pause before returning a defiance. But he has lorded it so long in his polygamous environment that dis- comfiture is a forgotten virtue. Protracted deference is an enemy to gallinaceous as well as human progress to healthy ma- turity. Old Olive's clear deep notes ring out in reply and his position is located. From the other side of the board fence he is greeted by a series of hasty gutturals — as if the promoter were in anxious search of a passage to his immediate presence. Old Olive seems to understand the purport of the sounds and answers them after the manner of one to whom defeat is a stranger* There is no avenue of approach through the barrier and the prospector for hostilities takes^ as it were, a flying leap to the top, whence he can command the neighborhood: a bird of slender body with the feathers compact, flecked in brown and black and as smooth as if they were polished in place; an apology for a comb surmounting a head not at all like Old Olive's* ( It is a wild bird's head, graceful in contour and tapering with absolute symmetry to the slender neck, thence to the shoulders, forming a shapely cone with the vertex thrown slightly forward and limited by an ivory beak*) I recognize my neigh- hot Bfistow^s lately purchased ^*Game/^ Old Olive^ however, does not recognize the athlete in the visitor, but only a com- mon, every-day rooster like himself, and hence defiantly invites him to a closer acquaintance. There is no occasion to re- peat the invitation* The brassy stranger would make himself at home in any event. He lowers his head suddenly ; his burnished hackles, lately so compact and smooth, encircle his neck like a ruff of the Elizabethan era; he elevates his wings a very little and springs like a flash to the very feet of Old Olive, who is not permitted time to even display him- self in the character of a bully. There is a sudden clash of wings and a cuff that sends Old Olive a yard away and lands him heavily, to the detriment of his magnificent tail feathers. Before he can recover from his surprise or regain his position, another ominous thud turns him round, and he seems to realize that war is his adversary's mission in life. And as war is not the forte of Old Olive, he con- tinues to turn round and dodge until the open stable door offers a promise of sanc- tuary and he disappears ignominiously. During the brief affray the featherless promise had not been idle; he fluttered about the combatants as if his office were that of an umpire; his motions very much resembled those of the stranger, al- though he kept wisely out of reach and struck nothing but the air* When the victor declared his triumph, the featherless uttered his customary appeal : ** Oh, look a-hyar! '' The Game turned at the invi- tation, and, with lowered head, made a dash at the supposed interloper* He paused, however, seeming to realize on sight that the cockerel had not offered himself as an adversary, but was giving expression simply to his vanity* The Game uttered a quick scries of gutturals — they might have constituted a laugh — and the cockerel responded by a hop, skip and jump, his head lowered and his wing bones elevated. The Game appre- ciated the display and took the aspirant under patronagfe* About the hour of noon Old Olive was persuaded from his place of refuge under a mangen He was apparently distressed and his tail feathers were a wreck. In the meantime, under the bewitching charge of el harm, the stranger within the gates was entertained with distin- guished consideration: he was tendered the choicest morsels from the feed bin and worms were scratched up to tickle his palate. Possibly he was regarded in some sort as the avenger of a long series of conjugal affronts, and was not surren- dered to Bristow without remonstrance. I have seen Old Olive dig up a worm, cluck his flock to inspect the luscious dis- covery; — then swallow it himself and chuckle by way of desert. Bristow's Game caught a grasshopper and gave it to the first of the harem that arrived. I have seen Old Olive — but stop a mo- mcnt* There is no reason why I should fall into the prevailing habit at this writ- ing and heap opprobrium on the fallen. I was sorry for Old Olive. The household watched the featherlcss, and observed from day to day that a change was taking place apparently out of the ordinary. It was not^ however, out of the ordinary, but ** a change from an indefinite incoherent homogenity to a definite coherent hetrogenity through continuous differentiations and integra- tions.^' Think of a cockerel enveloped in such a covering as that, with the hands of Darwin and Spencer upon him to lift him into place among living things. Think of him shedding his down in patches and putting on feathers in con- firmation of similar dissimilarity. Think of him adopting a grub and sand diet, not unmixed with carion when obtain- able, and at the same time controlled by such a stupendous fate. Think of him developing, through all these tribulations, into a mere bantam^ to all appearance absolutely foreign, and without any tie of kinship to the other fowls in the family. Think and doubt, if you can, the laws of evolution and heredity* Here were three §fenerations of edible chickens, and they had produced an ornament, nothing: niore. Darwin was overhauled for a solution; the conclusion reached indicated an out- crop of some remote and unknown an- cestor who had thus transmitted his taint. The instance was cited in proof of infal- libility in the law of heredity and the Biblican forewarning. Then Bristow stepped in and revolutionized the deduc- tion by explaining that he had given a bantam egg to one of the children ; the rest was easy. But the object of our solicitude, full grown and armed cap-a-pie, became a terror to Old Olive, who seemed never to have recovered from the fright of his first chastisement. He would look about him before crowing. If he started to deliver his challcn§fe and caught sight of the Bantam, he would break off in the mid- dle and conclude with an apologetic gut- turaL The hens snubbed him, and the Bantam would range along side and shriek out his appeal so hilariously that the other would sidle away and look down deferentially at the minute inter- loper. The fall of Old Olive was lament- ably decisive, and full of unspeakable sadness* It was quite impossible to regard him otherwise than with pity. The Bantam, with his other qualities, had style enough to equip a dozen, with a fair margin for a barn yard of others ambitious of display. He was, in his aggressiveness, an aggravation; his mis- sion seemed to be to strut, bully every- thing in sight and proclaim defiance, without reserve, to the general world. Bristow's Game, confined and carefully guarded, read hourly taunts in the Ban- tam's shrill proclamations, and responded in kind. Their meeting was so remote a contingency that no thougfht was ever entertained of it, until the improbable happened* The Game escaped one day and made a foray upon the scene of his former triumph* He approached by the same route, mounted the fence and sin- gled out Old Olive as the object upon which to wreak retribution for months of provocation. Old Olive, however, stood not upon the order of his going, but disappeared with unwonted celerity, and the Game, alighting, was confronted by the Bantam. *'What are you doin' here ?'' demanded the latter, with extended neck and trem- bling hackles* ''Who are you?'' inquired the Game, likewise interested and curious* **No one to speak of,'' responded the Bantam, shifting for an opening. *^Oh, go awn," said the Game disdain- fully, his head in the air* ^'Ah, would you?" But the Bantam landed on his adver- sary's neck and avoided the counter* The Game realized at once that he had business on handt so to speak, and settled down to it. He would annihilate this epitome of impudence at one stroke* But the stroke was too high, the Bantam ducked, came up on the side and landed again on the neck. The Game was sur- prised, conceded first blood, and shifted warily with dire intent. He made a feint which the Bantam acknowledged by a blow upon the head that sent the big one down. Before he could rise, the Ban- tam, with marvelous precision, buried a spur in his eye. The Game struggled, but his actions were the plain heralds of dissolution. The little one danced all over him, it seemed, until he lay without a quiver. A peck or two satisfied the victor that his work was accomplished, then he gave a feeble imitation of his insolent challenge, and staggered with weakness at the conclusion. The commotion that followed was un- prccedented^ The clamor could not have been greater had every chicken in the yard deposited an eggf^ ^i^d felt that its life depended upon a proclamation of the fact^ The head of Old Olive emerged slowly from his haven under the manger^ and he made inquiry touching the cause of the uproar. His presence^ however, was a signal for the Bantam to start in his direction, whereupon the deposed po- tentate retired without definite informa- tion, and the remainder of the concourse proceeded with the inquest* The body of the Game was subjected to investigation at the beak of every one of his former court and the increase, each one announc- ing his opinion in passing. The concen- sus, beyond the fact that the Game was found dead, was expressed in the univer- sal homage accorded the Bantam : ** The king is dead! Long live the king!'' Even Bristow picked up and caressed the victor, who seemed to appreciate the extrava- gance of the situation and exclaimed, with a soft of reckless hilarity, as Bristow coddled and held him aloft: ^^Oh, looka-hyar!'' FRIENDS. S A RULE it is pleasant to be invited* When one has to offer himself, the effort is attended with more or less em- barrassment, dependin§f upon the egotism of the volunteer* An invitation to a weddingf, for instance, is pleasant, provided one is not recently in receipt of a printed slip from one's banker invitin§: one to calL An invitation to a picnic is burdened with elements of doubt, involvingf ants, cholera morbus, colds and other disagreeable possibilities* An invi- tation to call again is replete with such delightful suggestions that one is tempted to wish oneself young again, like Podg- crs and the other blades yet in the flower* An invitation to dinner, when one is familiar with the admirable gauge of the cook and not troubled by indigestion, is pleasant without any exception, thus giving: the lie to the axiom that, '^all general rules have exceptions/' An invi- tation to go fishing or shooting is always in order, and attended with annoyance only when one can not accept. An invi- tation to a funeral is sometimes not unattended by pleasant emotions, for in- stance, when one has been hitherto neg- lected by the dear departed, and is curious touching the probate of the wilL You see, therefore, by these contrasts, that invitations, as a rule, carry in their train sentiments more or less pleasurable* I am led into these reflections by an invitation lately appearing in Forest and Stream, in bold-face type, reading after this fashion : ''AH those who love a dog because he is a dog ♦ ♦ ♦ are invited by the editor to consider this department as one in which they can discuss amicably ,'' etc. It is a privilege to love a dog — that is, some dogs. One may not be supposed to love all dogs any more than all women. horses or men. Some dogs are mean> some women not lovable^ some horses vicious and some men prohibit, abso- lutely, any consideration in their favor — it is easier, many times, to love a dogf, much easier to overlook his foibles. In- deed, his weaknesses are a constant ap- peal to you, because he gfives you to understand that he has acted on his best information; when he makes a mistake from your standpoint, his contrition is sincere — you can swear by it — men and women leave one oftener in doubt* His charity is very broad and his forgiveness of your errors as beautiful as a mother's; he is a perpetual lesson in the school of the Master, but we heed him not, being ourselves unmindful of the Teacher ; he possesses the virtue of obedience commen- surate to his understanding, we under- stand and do not obey* The integrity of his love is beyond question, hence it is a privilege to respond in like measure, if we can — what is our favor is with him a prer ogfativct he has a right to be loved. I saw Web a few weeks since. You do not know Web — he is not registered — but he has blue blood in his veins. Over in Middle Park, where he is surrounded by the comforts that should attend ^'the sear, the yellow leaf/' he is known as Gordon. He hears his old name once a year — when I call on him and his newer friends. His hair was once very silky, and is soft yet to the touch, his tail straight with an eight-inch feather. He is very fat now, and is turning gray about the face. "We have spent many pleasant days together and have aged, he the more rapidly, because of greater zeal in the discharge of his duties. At the mention of his old name he pricks up his ears and there is a perceptible twitch of the once handsome tail, indicative of doubt and yet partaking of hope. Upon the second mention of the name he rises slowly to investigate ; he would jump to do so, but that privilege is no longer his. His steps are not steady nor his line of approach exactly straigfht^ but he finds the wayt and when his nose touches my boot he whimpers, very gently, throws his head a little to one side and curls the side of his lip as near to a smile as is vouchsafed his kind; he attempts to stand upon two feet, and then three, and finally sits down and offers me a hand, and all the time that whimper and curl of the lip to express how gflad he is» His memory is good and his affection una- bated. He talks to me after the old fash- ion, as I caress him and look in vain for the eloquence of the beautiful brown eyes of the earlier days. He has no need of his sight to recognize me, and I, with my own not a little dim at the thought, wonder whether I should, under a like af- fliction, recognize him. The verdict upon this point is in favor of — my friend. Web has a companion, a black and tan colored shepherd, named Jack, who is as full of mischief as a monkey and in the line of his duties worth half a dozen herders^ He looks straight at you when you propose to send him on an errand; should you halt him after he had started on a mission, whether at one rod or many, he stops short and looks around at you with head up and every muscle taut^ ''"What would you have me do? Just mention it or motion it/' is his plain interrogfatory, and his ready obedience to your answer is a marvel ; he has no sugf- gfestions to make of a better way of doing what you want* Jack steals Web's bone, on occasions, and knows just as well as any of us that he has done something mean, has been guilty of a breach of canine ethics or the commandment handed down to us* He takes off the bone to a rod's distance, lies down and puts his paws upon it* By this time he has worked himself into the be- lief that it is his bone, duly earned by the sweat of his brow, and growls if Web makes a move* Web rarely sets up a prior claim^ but when he does he treats Jack's growl as sheer bluff and repossesses hfs property with a dignity compatible with old age* Of his own volition Jack, aside from the occasional episode of the bone, has set himself up as guardian to Wek He watches over his general in- terests and uncertain footsteps with un- tiring fidelity* He has a way of putting himself directly across the path of his blind friend when the latter starts in unfavorable directions, and by rubbing against him and talking in a way that is quite comprehensible, even to one not a dog, turns him about and steers him to sanctuary* Last winter the ice on the river was thick and the weather very cold; the current of the Grand is swift. A hole had been cut in the ice for the convenience of the stock and had been kept open several days. One morning Web strayed off toward this hole ; to get into it was to be swept under by the cur- rent and drowned. Jack saw him, called to him and started on the run^ overtak- ing him just as he approached the dan- gferous place, turned him around in the usual way and coaxed him toward the house, and seemed, as the observer de- clared, ** tickled to death ^' at the success of his undertaking. He Jumped over and around the old dog until the latter was obliged to ^ivc acknowledgment of the service by two or three hoarse barks, a feeble dance and that unmistakable curl of the lip as they rubbed noses. Do you doubt, Mr. Editor, that there was pleasure inexpressible in your invitation ? ** Love a dog because he is a dog/^ How else, or for what other reason would you love him? He is unlike anything else on this beautiful earth. He loves you under chiding or caress. He will fight for you and yours where he will not do battle for himself. His affection is not gauged by your garments, rags or velvet are all one to him provided they are worn by his lover. He is faithful in your good fortune, and accepts the crust of your poverty uncomplainingly. Your success is his pleasure, your sorrow com- mands his sympathy. He is happy where you are and discontented where you are not. He is ignorant of politics, bonds and stocks and bank accounts. His love is honest, and not to love what is honest is to be less than — a dog. ON THE FLY. IVERY MAN, at some time in his life, has recognized the alluringf touch of the gfreat Mother's hand and re- sponded with eagferness or sighed with regret. A love of out- doors is an inherent virtue, blurred only by the dirt of the city and the inordinate desire for dollars. Rip Van Winkle was not a creature wholly of the imagination. There was no town or village but it possessed a vag- abond. Life in this thrifty land of ours was taken more seriously fifty years ago than it is today. The vagabond of those times was a lovable loafer, not so much given to dissipation as to general improv- idence, very much resembling the grace- less Rip, the idol of the children and the dread of the mothers. The fathers — well, they did not swear, perhaps, unless mentally, at his presence, because pro- fanity and idleness were treated in some sort as inseparable and under the ban« Love of outdoors was not tabooed, but it was trained to such decorum that it was quite as thin as a ghost's shadow. Doubtless a reverence for the apostles gfave tolerance, under protest, to the lover of the rod. A state appropriation for the advancement of fish culture would have been treated as an insult to Providence. It may be a hint of the savagfe lingfering in the child that moves him to become a nomad upon the earliest occasion; his coura§:e may lead him no farther than the front gate, but there is a feeling of inexpressible bliss in his baby heart when he realizes the first adventure from the doorstep. It is freedom in its most beau- tiful sense, and, taking to the dirt, he caresses the bountiful Mother to the top of his bent. Have you not marked the delightful expression of glee upon his discovery and sympathized with him in his joy ? Or have you given him a cry of impatience, a slap and a start in the wrongf direction? The inclination expands with his years and one day he finds himself in the woods, in company with an awesome feeling:; the touch of fear flits quickly, at, it may be, the bright plumage of a bird or the new perfume of a wild flower* But the touch of awe has done its work, the seed of reverence is planted and grows into a love '* unmixed with baser mat- ter/^ And thence the love of outdoors treads hand-and-hand with him up the incline of the decades, and on the summit he looks back over the path he has trav- ersed and sees only sunshine and flowers* But down the further slope! Ah, there is no slope to encounter now ! There is nothing eerie along the grand level, and regrets do not tug at his heart strings, but a greater joy makes his footsteps light ; he comprehends that the last half of the way is filled with a more beauti- ful promise than any pledge fulfilled. Passion is now tempered by understand- ing:, a,nd the lover has discovered that his mistress has no faults. In this mood, and with a whispered bless- ing: upon the gfenius who devised the pe- culiar treatment of the leather, I draw on a pair of ligfht boots impervious to the water I shall encounter this morning:* Waders of rubber do well when one is g:oing: fishing:, but I purpose a brief ang:ling: tour up the Grand River only a little way, yet verily in the heart of the Rocky Mountains. From my vantag:e point I can look up throug:h the rift in the lava cliffs, a mile or more above, and catch a g:limpse of the g:reat Rang:e in the east, fifty miles away. There is a blue haze upon the lower intervening: hills, but the lofty peaks beyond court the sun's rays, with no shadow to blunt the sharp outlines of the summits, they rest clear cut in silent mag:nificence agfainst the delicate azure backgffound* An hour hence they will present a differ- ent picture^ but no less grand. And so, from hour to hour, one may look and note a changfe from the hours that have gone. At my left towers Mount Bross, sixteen hundred feet from the river's bed, but that means quite ten thousand feet above the level of the sea. The old mountain confines the view in this direc- tion, but I may look along the base of it until I encounter the left flank of the lava cliffs; looking past the rift, and taking in the bit of the Range at a glance, I find at my right a series of low lying pine-covered hills, quite as lofty as Bross, and forming a crescent to complete the environment of the narrow valley. Ahead of me and on my side of the river and still at the foot of Bross, a group of old cottonwoods adds variety to the immediate foreground, and the level flat thence to the river is dense with wil- lows. The old trail leads by the cotton- woods along: the mountain's foot* From my elevation I have a view of the stream as it finds its way through the lava cliffs and sweeping down the center of the valley, is lost to sight in the canon below — a deep canon, walled by lofty spires and cliffs of granite two thousand feet high, with pine covered summits* But my route today is in the opposite direction, and I go around the foot of Bross until I encounter a bit of meadow land that forms a half circle* I may go across this meadow, notwithstanding the fence that wards off intrusion, but I pre- fer the longer road and go around* This way increases my journey a mile at least, the mile is short, but an hour passes in its accomplishment* Not that the trail is rough, but because there is much to consider by the way* The larkspur, yet bright under the August sun, offers itself in varying shades of purple and red, the dainty white petaled phlox a little lower down, where there are fewer rocks and consequent moistufCt is bountifully in evidence by way of contrast, now and agfain a cluster of wild roses or a bunch of crane^s bill, columbines, and hundreds of others for which I know no name, but which are none the less beautiful; a mountain sparrow greets me with his pretty songf from his perch on a solitary pine, and I must, in deference, applaud by a gentle whisper of approval and a prayer for an encore, to which he cheerfully re- sponds; a little further on I disturb a mother grouse with a bevy of half -grown chicks, and we watch each other, all cu- rious and none of us afraid — they are as safe as I in the hollow of the loving Hand. These and the like of these make short the hour and the way* And now upon the bank of the stream I halt, and take a toy from its cloth case. As I put it together I think of him who made it, made it with simple tools and his hands, and with patient devotion un- tarnished by any sordid influence. As I mark the perfect taper and feel the per- fect balance^ I must realize that a bit of his heart is in my hand as well^ and I thank him with deference ; I may never know him better or see him^ but I know that he and I are in communion, I can feel his pulse throb in my closed palm and fingfers, and believe he has been waitings with the assurance that attends upon the hope of reward for honest work. And so I express my reverent acknowledgement to him, two thousand miles away. The reel, the tapering line and the dainty instrument of death are in order. I think of the patience and skill that entered into these, and wonder if the bit of barbed steel were not changfed into a lure by a stranger to deception, one to whom cru- elty was not even a dream, and whose deft fingfers felt at their tips her heart beats with a thougfht of single purpose, partaking only of the beautiful. I do not consider whether she were fair or wrin- 37 klcdf but only of the touch of a woman's hand, and know that it is tender, if I will. The great lava cliff towers above me a thousand feet, five hundred of these are made up of loose rocks, sloping to a base of ruggedness that rises sheer, with rifts here and there, to the summit. I look up at the massiveness, and upon one of the pinnacles is perched an eagle. I have heard rumors of a nest in his vicinity, and he, perhaps, is standing boldly on guard; I know him to be a robber and relentless from pure instinct — a fit em- blem, perhaps, for a nation two thousand years ago, but why now ? I am at a loss to understand why he should have been adopted a hundred years since. May be, if he comprehends my thoughts, he might quote a scriptural admonition, prefaced by the inquiry: ^'What are you about to do? Did you never hear of the beam and the mote } ** And my apology; Pure instinct and the remnant of the savage lingering in me. And his reply: *' You have not profited by your schooling/' I must needs turn away with chastened spirit, still blinded by the ** beam/' how- ever, and commission my coachman to an eddy at the head of a little clump of willows at the edge of the stream. A very faithful servitor in these waters is the coachman; he runs errands with great success, as a rule, when they are adapted to his mission. True to his train- ing and purpose, this untried servant alighted quite cleverly, just where I wished he would, and found a gentle- man to whom he delivered my message. I realized at first a courteous response to my invitation and the desire on the part of my anticipated guest to cultivate my acquaintance. He changed his mind suddenly, however, concluding, doubtless, that his home comforts were quite as good as any that I had to offer. I at first respected his aristocratic lineage and appreciated his doubt touching the com- moner at my end of the line. But to some natures a snub from a lord is as exasperating as a rebuke from a clown. Indeed, it may prove more humiliating, because the lord should never forget that he is, or should be, a gentleman. I began to realize the slight offered me as I re- flected, and the slight quickly resolved itself into an insult, pure and simple. The ''beam'' still troubled me, and I made a second hasty apology to the bird overhead, while I admonished my serv- itor to present my compliments with added delicacy. It was time for the ex- ercise of diplomacy, and I proposed that the exalted person should understand that I was a greater adept at fraud than he. There are degrees of proficiency even in angling. My servant understood and delivered himself the second time, I thought, in a manner equal to the occa- sion; then it appeared that his lordship was annoyed at my importunity, that he suddenly became irritated and dis- courteously struck my emissary* I felt the blow as sensibly as my agfent, and responded in his behalf* My response was effective, the lately famed blow en- titled the *^ solar plexus *^ could have been no more gratifying: to the party who g:ave it a name than my accomplishment was to me* The knowledge of success, however, made me more generous, and respect for the prowess of my adver- sary took the place of my hurt vanity* Respect was followed by regret, mixed with gratification, it is true, as the vic- tim of my deception lay helpless on the grass at my feet* The regret was a solace to me for my cruelty, and I looked up to withdraw my apologies to the bird overhead, but he was not to be seen* He anticipated, doubtless, that I would prof- fer the same old story of self-exonera- tion, plentifully embellished with hints of traits usually charged to the Divine order* I turned and tendered my apologies to his lordship instead, complimented him on his beauty, not forgfetting to admire the black spots which indicated the purity of his strain, and to acknowledge that his ancestors, to remote gfenerations, were '* native and to the manor born/' My plea, however, was addressed to irrespon- sive cars, and, like many another season of repentance, was too late. I made a soft bed for him of the freshest grass at command and lifted him tenderly to the temporary vault, wondering the while whether I could secure his match^ At the lower end of the clump of willows was another inviting place, and, conclud- ing that the turmoil had lessened the chances of success in the recent battle ground, I offered my respects at the more remote habitation. There was an imme- diate response to my challenge, and I was advised that the second of my late adversary had taken up his principal's quarreL I was in no wise disposed to controversy with the entire household, and when the second occupied the same berth with his friend, I resorted to my brier root in the shade of the willows as an inviting shelter for solace and for re- flection upon man's ** dominion over the fish/' I became convinced finally that Moses and I were possessed of a common weakness, and there was no comfort in the conclusion* He was doubtless a great leader in his time. But in the demeanor of the One who came after, there was no arrogance, and His sweet gentleness next appealed to me. If the scant supply He had commanded was sufficient to feed a great multitude, certainly my two pounds of delicately-toned beauty should satisfy my needs. My morning was about spent, but it is not for me to say here whether it had been well disposed of* I had entered into no quarrels save those here related. The sun hung suspended near the zenith, with no cloud visible in the blue vault to ^ivc a hint of turmoil, the air was fragrant with the summer sweetness, the beautiful fiver rippled past me, whispering gently of its manifold mysteries, and the su- preme silence over all had no suggestion but of peace, and so the beautiful Mother and I held sweet communion. My sym- pathy went out to the village vagabond of the olden time, and now — to the man possessed of the courage to persistently set at defiance all village conventions, until no one need apologize for going a-fishing« UC 12 1899 LIBRARY OF CONGRESS m^- •^-'VVvvV