Practical Dialogues, Drills, and Exercises rOQ ALL GPADE5 BY MARIE IRISH Chicago a. flanagan, pubwsher 5^*^"^ s^"- f- O ^"> TWO COPIES RECEIVED, Offieo e? th« •IUN2-19Q0 ^K. SECOND COPY, 63921 Copyright 1900 By a. FLANAGAN CONTENTS. s7^ AT Christmas Time Page. . 70 Be Thankfui. . . 64 Bo-Peep and B0Y-B1.UE March . 91 Butterfly Drili, . 100 Bi,uE AND The Gray, The . 25 Lost Chii^d, The . 151 I/UCK AT I/AST . . . . 118 MlWTARY DRII,!, . • 17 Mother Nature's Party . 41 Meeting oe the Ghosts, The . 127 Modern Midsummer Night's Dreaw [, The . 168 Our I^ag .... II Patriotic Choppers 5 PicTxmE Gai,i,ery, a . 55 Pumpkin Pie 67 Scene at the Ticket Office . 141 Swght Mistake, A 134 SuNFi,owER March and Drii. y'^'y/// \^<>y:>ryyyy'/ y- y yyCsy:\'^^. ^yyyO\, f-' kl i ao'o'ojjjDjDX^paoo The three boys nearest the right are to form line No. 3, standing as close together as possible, the next three form line No. 4, the next three line No. i, and the last three Line No. 2. Bach boy as he forms in line remains facing the back of stage. All should reach places at the same time. About Face. — Face front of stage. Forward March. — March to front of stage as shown in the following : — 24 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES oo oo oo oo '^N--.. * ^^^\ ^ X /^''' L C © © © . ©^ / \ • R O 'H T THE TEA-PARTY 115 Nos. 2, 3,4, follow No. I as leader ; Nos. 6, 7, 8, follow No. 5 as leader. As Nos. i and 5 meet at table after forming the two I^s marcli down the center (each girl on the right line stepping ahead of corresponding girl on left), in single file. At front of stage, Nos. i, 2, 3, 4, turn to the right, Nos. 5, 6, 7, 8, to the left, and form a line thus : — 12348765 xxxxxxxx They now sing the following song (march changes to air of the song), the seven guests singing the first four lines of the first stanza, and Mrs. Brown the last four. The other stanzas all sing together. -I mr^^'^.'^i J- ;#-^-?-rT^^ s* j/^-^gg c ri^'-^^i'^'^j'^ ff ff r f g g r IJ^^j^ .^ ,r^ h^ ^ $Vir/C C g M-^TTTT^^ Il6 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES ' 1. It was a very pleasant tea, Yes, just as nice as it could be ; And to our hostess we would say, " We 've liad a lovely time to-day." [Mrs. Brown.] Thank you. kind friends, for what you say, And you must come again, I pray ; But don't forget the children dear, I always love to have them here. 2. Our darling pets are very fair, [Hold dolls out at arm's length in front of bodies.] With laughing eyes and bonny hair ; But better still they 're very good, Behaving just as nice girls should. [Pat dolls lovingly.] So when we take them out to tea. They never make us 'shamed, you see ; But sit as still as little mice — Oh, yes, our pets are very nice ! 3. But now their eyelids downward creep, [Rock dolls in arms.] THK TEA-PARTY II7 Our darlings soon will be asleep ; In slumber town 'neatb dreamland tree, Our precious babies soon will be, So now farewell jwe all must say. Quickly we each must hasten 'way ; [Singing softly.] Ah, yes, indeed, they're all asleep, [Shake fingers at audience.] And very quiet we must keep. Music changes to a march, Mrs. B. takes her place in the center of stage, and the others march past her, shaking her hand and bowing as they pass her. The guests leave stage at one side, and Mrs. B. at the opposite side. In marching off the dolls are carried on the left arm. LUCK AT LAST A SHADOW PANTOMIME To be acted behind a curtain as tbe poem is read. Tbe curtain sbould be of thin, white muslin, tightly stretched and tacked to the floor at the bottom to keep it from moving. Characters must keep close to the curtain, and present a profile view. Have no light in front of curtain, and a strong one at the center of back of stage. SCENE I. [Mr. and Mrs. Jones and Bessie sitting in line; Mrs. J. knitting, Bessie sewing, and Mr. J. reading. Mr. and Mrs. J. dressed to represent old people.] I. The room was cheerful and cozy, A blazing fire burned warm and bright, As Bessie Jones sat in their home, With her father and mother one night. ii8 LUCK AT LAST II9 2. Bess was tlie pride of her parents, And they watched her with jealous eye; Young men found no chance to woo her, No matter how hard they might try. 3. So when at the door came a knock, Bessie's father began to frown. And when Pete Jefferson entered Quite coldly they bade him sit down. [Peter takes a chair next to Mr. J., while Bess sits between her father and mother.] 4. Then drew his chair closer to Bess, As if to shield her from harm. And began to talk to Pete Of his stock, his crops, and his farm. 5. Soon as the father ceased talking, The mother began on the weather. And for nigh on to half an hour. She and Pete discussed it together. 6. The clock struck eight, nine, and ten. But Pete was no faint-hearted beau ; He stayed till the old folks began To impatiently wish he would go. I20 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES 7. At last the old man grew sleepy, Tlien commenced to dream and to snore, While the mother tried to keep watch And longingly looked at the door. 8. At length her tired eyes had to close ; She nodded and went fast asleep, Unmindful of danger to Bess, Forgetting the watch she should keep. 9. When Pete found the coast to be clear. Quite softly he picked up his chair, And slipping it over by Bessie, Contentedly sat himself there. [He moves his chair in front of the father, sits by Bess, and takes her hand.] 10. Of the weather, the crops, or the farm, Not a word had either to say, But talked of the raptures of love. In a dreadfully plain-spoken way. 11. Their thoughts soared blissfully off To some love enchanted sphere, And spooning they ceased to be wise. Forgetting that danger was near. LUCK AT LAST 121 12. The motlier awoke witli a start^ Looked about in greatest surprise, Then with horror beheld the scene, And could scarcely believe her eyes. 13. She saw the long stove-poker near, And snatching it up at once. She softly reached across And gave her husband a punch. 14. He, too, awoke with a start. Quickly wond'ring what it could mean. Then glancing at Peter and Bess, He took in the terrible scene. 15. Giving a loud howl of rage, he Excitedly leaped from his chair. And making a quick dive for Pete He fastened both hands in his hair. [Shakes Peter.] 16. Poor Bessie got down on her knees, And begged her father to stop. But he pushed her back in her chair. And fiercely declared he would not. 122 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES 17. Then quickly lie kicked Peter out, And tossed his hat out of the door, While Bessie wept in despair, And sank with a moan to the floor. Curtain. SCENE II. [Peter alone on the stage.] 1. Underneath the leafy branches Of an oak one moonlight night, Peter watched with lonely patience Till Miss Bessie came in sight. 2. There they held a secret meeting. Vowing vows as lovers do, Pledging love to last forever, Swearing to be always true. 3. Peter said, in saddest accents, " Darling, I must go away ; Your parents ne 'er will let us wed Until I come back rich some day. 4. " So I 'm going off to Klondike, Where, although it 's drear and cold. Men can quickly make a fortune Digging out the shining gold." LUCK AT LAST 1 23 5. Bessie, as she wept in anguish, Said she would wait and e 'er be true, Vowing by the stars above her — As a maid is apt to do. 6. Then they said a fond farewell, 'Neath the moon's pale rays of light, And with ardent, longing glances Watched each other out of sight. [One walks backward in each direction, throwing kisses until out of sight.] Curtain. SCENE III. [Peter, dressed as a miner, on stage with pickax.] 1. Far, far away in the Klondike, Where frozen and hard is the ground ; Mid mountains of snow and ice, 'Tis now that our brave Pete is found. 2. 'Tis true that he looks rather rough. And his whiskers are dreadfully long. 124 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES But his size is quite largely due To the number of coats lie has on. 3. As he pounds away one cold day, With mercury forty below, He hopes that he may strike it rich. And wonders how soon he '11 do so. 4. As his blows cause the frozen earth To crumble and fall apart, Pete suddenly sees something there That gives him a terrible start. 5. He quickly examines the ground, Then digs away as before. But presently pauses again To examine the rock and ore. 6. He gets so excited and warm, He hastily pulls off a coat, And after a few more blows, Jerks the big scarf from off his throat. 7. Whack ! whack ! fall his blows thick and fast. There, another nugget is found ! And growing the yet more enthused Another coat goes to the ground. LUCK AT LAST 1 25 8. Then kneeling upon the ground, He murmurs, " I 've struck it, I guess ; I 'm surely a rich man at last, And I 'm going home to find Bess." Curtain. SCKNB IV. [Mr. and Mrs. Jones and Bessie as in first scene.] 1. As Bessie sat sadly one night, Thinking of Pete o'er and o'er. While it seemed that her heart would break. There came a loud knock at the door. 2. Then in rushed a gallant young man. Dragging in each hand a sack. And dashing them on to the floor, He cried, "Now what think you of that?" [Peter is followed by the minister with his book and a servant with the wedding cake.] 126 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES 3. Happy Bessie gave one low cry, And into her lover's arms flew ; While the old folks looked at the gold, Too pleased to know what to do. 4. " I 've brought the parson along," Cried Pete, " so there 's no need to wait; As soon as we get the knot tied, We'll eat up this great wedding cake." 5. Without any further delay The wedding began then and there, And the parson proceeded at once To tie up the happy young pair. [They form in line, Peter holding Bes- sie's hand, the father and mother on the right, each holding a bag of gold ; the min- ister is next to Bessie, and back of him the servant with the cake.] Curtain. THE MEETING OF THE GHOSTS Characters : Mrs. Page, Uncle Thomas, Raymond and Jacob, Belle and her Cousin Frances. Scene takes place in the sitting-room of the Page family. At the back of the room is a couch and at one side a stand with a lighted lamp. (If the dialogue is given in the afternoon, the room can be darkened by hanging shawls at the windows.) Belle and Frances on stage. Belle. — Frances, don't you just delight in ghosts ? I read every ghost story I can find. How I wish I could see a real, live ghost ! Frances. — So do I — it would be so inter- esting ; but do you really believe there are ghosts ? Belle. — Oh, no, of course not, but I wish there were. I 'm sure ^I should not be afraid to meet one. [Enter Mrs. Page.] Mrs. Page. — Belle, I'm going over to Mrs. Wright's to spend the evening. You 127 125 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES girls won't be afraid will you ? The boys will be borne soon. Belle. — Oh, no, mamma, not at all. [Exit Mrs. Page.] Frances. — What would you do, Belle, if you should meet a ghost ? Belle. — Well, I would n't run. I 'd see whether I could find out who it used to be, and where it came from. Frances. — I 'd try to catch hold of it and see if there was flesh on its bones. Would n't it be fun ? Belle. — Yes. Oh, here comes Raymond and Jacob. [Bnter the boys.] Ray. — What are you girls doing? Frances. — Talking about ghosts. Jacob (laughing). — Telling him how brave you would be if you met one, I sup- pose. Girls usually think ghosts are nice until they see one. Belle. — Pshaw ! I 'm not a bit afraid of them. Frances. — Nor I. If I saw one I 'd make friends with it. Ray. — You would run for dear life. Frances. — 1 would not. THK MEETING OE THE GHOSTS 1 29 Belle. — I wish Frances and I could show you how brave we would be if ghosts came. Jacob. — Come on, Ray, let 's go. These girls are so brave they make me blush. Of course you and I wouldn't be afraid of ghosts — men never are — but these girls — Frances. — We wouldn't be any more afraid than you. Ray. — That's too much to believe. [Exeunt Ray and Jacob.] Frances. — Those boys make me tired — they think they 're so brave. They 'd be scared to death at a ghost. Belle. — I wish we could scare them once. Frances. — Oh, Belle, let's dress up as ghosts and try it. Belle (jumping up). — Just the thing! '^ome on this minute and fix up. [They m out of room. A moment later the boys -enter.] Jacob. — Well, where have the girls gone? Ray. — After something to eat I suppose — they 're usually eating when they 're not curling their hair. Jacob. — Say, Ray, let's dress up as 130 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES ghosts and scare the girls. I 'd like to hear them yell. Ray. — The very thing ! It will be no end of fun. Come on and get fixed up. [They hurry off at opposite side of stage from which the girls left. Soon after Uncle Thomas enters, carrying a satchel in one hand and a rifle in the other.] Uncle T. — Well, there doesn't seem to be anyone at home. Must be they didn't get my letter saying I was coming to visit. I don't know as it makes much difference. I '11 just lie down here and take a nap till the folks get home. (Puts his hat on the stand, pulls off his boots and throws them in the comer, puts his satchel under the couch, and his rifle under the sofa pillow, then lies down.) I guess I '11 be safe long as I have my rifle handy. Don't s'pose there 's ghosts here anyway. Plague on it, I can't sleep with that light shining in my eyes. I '11 have to fix it. (Gets up and turns the light down.) There, that 's more like it. (Shuts his eyes and goes to sleep. A moment later Raymond enters, arrayed in a white sheet and a dough mask.) THB MEETING OF THE GHOSTS 131 Ray (softly). — Now I wonder where the girls are. Ah, I hear some one coming — I '11 go and get Jacob. If they don't come down here, we '11 have to hnnt them up. [Exit Ray.] Belle (entering). — I 'd like to know where the boys are. I 'm sure I heard some one. I '11 go get Frances and then if the boys don't come down, we '11 have to hunt them up. I wonder if I 'm a good-looking ghost. (She also is arrayed in a white sheet and dough mask.) Well, I must go. [Exit Belle.] Uncle Thomas (sitting up). — Er — what 's the matter? Thought I heard some one talking. Does n't seem to be anyone here, though, — guess I was dreaming. Maybe some ghosts around, but I reckon I 'm safe long as I 've got that old rifle along. Won- der if my pocketbook 's safe ? (Feels in his pocket.) Yes, it 's here. Guess I '11 go to sleep again. (Lies down and goes to sleep. Belle and Frances in their ghost costumes steal on to stage.) Belle (softly). — Now we '11 hide here and wait for the boys. 13a PRACTICAL DIALOGUES [They croucli behind chairs; soon the boys enter.] Jacob (in sepulchral tone). — Ah, no one in sight. We '11 [Belle and Frances jump up and scream, " Oh, oh, help 1 " and fall into each other's arms.] Frances. — Oh, Belle, let 's run ! Belle. — I 'm so frightened I can't. Ray (in surprise). — Horrors ! Mercy ! More ghosts ! Frances.— Oh ! Oh ! ! Oh ! ! ! Jacob. — Let 's get out of this. Uncle T. (sitting up). — Er — what is the matter ? (Sees ghosts.) Hi ! Help ! Mur- der! (Gets his rifle, stands up on couch, and aims at the ghosts.) Don' t you come near me or I'll shoot. Belle and Frances.— Oh, don't! Don't shoot ! Oh, help ! Ray and Jacob. — Mercy ! Help ! Don't shoot ! Put that down. Uncle T. — Don't you come near me — this is loaded to kill. Girls.— Oh! Oh! Mercy! Boys. — Help ! Robbers ! [Enter Mrs. Page.] THE MEETING OF THE GHOSTS 1 33 Mrs. Page. — What in tlie world is all this noise about? (Sees ghosts and what she supposes is a robber.) Oh, murder ! Help I Robber ! Police ! (Rushes around the stage in terror.) Belle. — Oh, mamma, get the police I Mrs. Page. — Is that you, girls? What are you doing? Jacob. — And this is Ray and I, mamma. Don't let him shoot. Uncle T. — Is that you, Jane? Don't you know me ? I vow, this is a nice way to be treated. Mrs. Page. — Why, bless me, if this is n't Thomas. You children go and take those rigs off. (Exeunt ghosts.) I 'm delighted to see you. (Shakes hands with Uncle T.) I 'm sorry this happened, but I guess no one is hurt. I hope those children had a good scare. Curtain. A SLIGHT MISTAKE Characters : Aunt Jemima, an old maid ; Mr. Perkins, a widower ; Fred and Sallie, mischievous children ; Mary, the SCENE I. A sitting room. Aunt Jemima at tlie table writing. Annt J. — There, I've finished botli of my letters. I wonder if I have any stamps left. (Hunts for them.) No, there isn't one ; I '11 see if Sarah has any. [Leaves the room ; enter Fred and Sallie.] Fred. — Oh, Aunt Jemima isn't here. I was going to tell her that I heard Mr. Perkins is in love with her, and see if she wouldn't give me a dime. Sallie. — You naughty boy, you 're always teasing Auntie. Fred. — I suppose you 're always good, though. Hello, Aunt Jemima has been writing letters. I wonder if one is to Mr. Perkins. (Picks up letters.) Why, they 're 134 A SLIGHT MISTAKE 1 35 not sealed. Guess I '11 see what they say — you won't tell, will you ? Sallie. — No, never. Fred (opening the letter). — This is to Mr. Perkins. (Reads aloud.) " Dear Friend :— I am to be at home to-mor- row evening, and shall be very pleased to have you call. Yours truly, Jemima Barlow." Sallie. — Te-he-he! I guess Aunt Jemima doesn't dislike men as much as she pre- tends to. What does the other say ? Fred (reading). "Dear Friend:— I am very glad you are com- ing to visit me. I shall look for you soon. Will you kindly bring me a box of face powder when you come ? Yours truly, Jemima Barlow." Sallie. — Oh, te-he-he ! I was sure Aunt Jemima used face powder, but she always pretends to think it is dreadful. 136 PRACTICAL DIALOGUKS Fred. — Sallie, don't you ever tell, and I '11 change tliese notes. Won't it be a joke for her to ask Mr. Perkins to bring her some face powder? Ha-ba-ba! Sallie. — Wbat a joke ! Hurry and change them before she conies in. (Fred changes the notes.) Fred. — Now let 's go before we are found out. (Exeunt Sallie and Fred.) Aunt J. (entering). — Now that I have borrowed some stamps I must get my let- ters ready. I have written to my friend, Mrs. Wilson, who is coming to visit me, and asked her to bring me a box of face powder. Of course I could buy it here, but I don't like to have people know I use it. A woman has a right to have a few secrets? I 'm sure. Then I have written a little note to Mr. Perkins. Of course, I don't care anything about him, but I thought I 'd let him come to call. Folks do say he wants to get married again, but of course I don't want him. (Seals and stamps let- ters.) I 'm sure I could have been married a dozen times if I had wanted to. It is a great trial to have a husband to look after. A SLIGHT MISTAKE 137 (Puts on bonnet and sHawl.) Now I '11 go and mail these. I suppose Mr. Perkins will be real glad to come to see me. (Leaves room.) SCENE II. [Mary, the maid, dusting and arranging the room.] Mary. — I believe Miss Jemima is going to have a beau to-night, she is so particular to have everything slicked up. She looked real happy at supper, too, and did n't even scold when I broke one of her china cups. I think she must be in love, even if she does say she would n't marry the best man on earth. (Knock is heard.) That must be a caller — maybe it is Miss Jemima's beau. (Goes to door and ushers in Mr. Perkins.) Good evening, sir. Let me take your hat. Have this easy chair. Mr. Perkins. — Ah-er is Miss Barlow in ? Mary. — Yes, sir. I '11 tell her you are here. (Exit Mary.) Mr. P. (walking the floor) . — Ah, I hope Miss Jemima will not keep me waiting long. I am very anxious to see her. She is a 138 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES most estimable woman — in fact, very esti- mable. I am sure it will be wise for me to ask her to — share my lot — er — -to be Mrs. Perkins. I fear I should not have dared ask her though if she had not re- quested me to bring her some — er — face powder. That shows she regards me as a personal friend. You know ladies are a little shy about letting people know they use such stuff. Yes, it must be that Miss Jemima has tender feelings toward me. Ah, I hear her footsteps. I wonder if it is safe. (Feels in pocket.) Yes, it is. (Takes a chair. Enter Miss Jemima.) Miss J. — Ah, good evening, Mr. Perkins. I am very glad to see you. What a delight- ful evening ! I hope you are quite well. Mr. P. — Oh, yes, thank you. Miss Barlow, quite well. I trust you are enjoying good health. I 'm sure you are looking very — er — fresh and young. Miss J. — Oh, thank you, Mr. Perkins. Mr. P. — Miss Barlow, I received your kind note, and was much gratified at the confidence you place in me. I assure you I- — A SLIGHT MISTAKE 1 39 Miss J. — Oh, don't mention it, Mr. Per- kins. Mr. P. — I assure you I have long held you in great esteem, Miss Jemima, but Miss J. — Why, Mr. Perkins ! Mr. P. — Yes, indeed, and I have brought you the — er — little article that Miss J. — Why, Mr. Perkins, I don't understand what you mean. Mary (entering). — Here's a letter. Miss Jemima, that Fred just brought from the office. Miss J. — Thank you; and, Mary, will you bring in some tea and cake after a while ? Mary. — Yes, ma'am. (Exit.) Miss J. — If you '11 excuse me, Mr. Per- kins, I '11 see what this is — it may be important. Mr. P. — Certainly, Miss Jemima, cer- tainly. Miss J. — Why — why Mr. P. — Is anything wrong. Miss Je- mima? You seem agitated. Miss J. — Mr. Perkins, what did — what was in the note I sent you? 140 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Mr. P. — You said you 'd be glad to see me, and asked me to bring you some — er — tbat is, — some face powder. Miss J. — Ob, dear! Ob, dear! How- could I bave made sucb a mistake ? Mr. P. — Wbat mistake. Miss Jemima ? Miss J. — Ob, dear! Tbis was your note, Mr. Perkins. I wrote to a friend wbo is coming to visit me to bring it because I — don't like to bave folks bere know I buy it. Ob, dear ! (Begins to weep.) Mr. P. — My dear Miss Jemima, I was deligbted to get tbe — tbe powder, because I tbougbt it sbowed tbat you cared for me — to trust me so, you know. I — I esteem you very bigbly. Miss Jemima, and if you would marry me Miss J. — Ob, Mr. Perkins ! Mr. P. — If you would marry me. my dear, it would be all rigbt you see. Miss J. — Ob, really, Mr. Perkins, I Mr. P. — Ob, you are n't going to refuse me, are you. Miss Jemima ? See, I brougbt tbe — tbe powder. (Gives ber tbe box and tben bolds ber band.) Miss J. — Ob — wby — Mr. Perkins, I A SLIGHT MISTAKE 141 (Enter Mary with cake and tea.) Mary, Mr. Perkins lias asked me — that is — wants me — Mary. — Do yon mean he wants yon to marry him, ma'am, and that yon are going to? Mr. P.^ Yes, yes, that 's it, Mary. You guessed it the first thing. Curtain. SCENE AT THE TICKET OFFICE Characters : The ticket agent and eleven passengers — five male and six female. The scene is laid in a R. R. ticket office. At back of stage is a counter behind wbicb the agent sells tickets. At either side are seats for the passengers. Ticket agent. — I hope ever3rthing will go off well to-day. I declare I feel nervous. This is my first day at such work, and I 'm anxious not to make any mistakes. Hello, here comes some one. Good morning, sir. Mr. B. (entering). — Good morning. How much is the ticket to Egypt ? Agent. — Why — er — what part of Egypt ? Mr. B. — What 's that to you ? It costs the same to get there, no matter which part you go to. Agent. — Well, do you want to go by way of the Mediterranean? Mr. B.— Huh? Agent. — Do you want to go by way of the Mediterranean Sea? 142 SCENE AT THE TICKET OFFICE 143 Mr. B. — Don't go by any sea — might pass a few lakes, or frog ponds, though. Agent. — I 'm not sure what the ticket is — probably $300 or more. We don't sell those tickets here. Mr. B. — $300 ! Agent. — Certainly. It costs something to go to Egypt. Mr. B. — Say, dummy, I believe you 're talking about that Egypt over in Africa. Agent. — Why, yes. Are n't you ? Mr. B. — Of course not. I want to know what the fare is to Egypt, Penn. It 's in Leland county. Agent. — Oh, excuse me. (I^ooks at book.) It costs $21.20 to Egypt, Penn. Mr. B. — All right. I don't want a ticket to-day. I 'm thinking of going there for a visit, and wanted to know how much it would cost. Agent.— Oh, I see. [Exit Mr. B. Enter Mrs. C] Mrs. C. — If you please, sir, I want to go to Scrub. Agent. — Yes, ma 'am. Mrs. C. — Well, I want to go to Scrub. 144 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Agent. — Yes, ma 'am. Where ? Mrs. C. — Why, to Scrub. I want a ticket. Agent. — Well, ma 'am, you don 't need a ticket to go scrubbing. (Aside.) I believe she's crazy. (Aloud.) Did you want to scrub this room, ma'am? Mrs. C. (angrily). — Sir, I want you to understand I 'm no washerwoman. I want a ticket so I can visit my sister in Scrub, Adams Co., Ohio. I '11 not buy it of you, though. I '11 get it of a gentleman or not at all. [Flounces out.] Agent. — Oh, dear, I must be more care- ful or I '11 get into trouble. [Enter Mr. D.] Mr. D. — Say, I want to go to (raps on the counter). Agent. — Yes, sir. I '11 be glad to sell you a ticket. Where do you want to go? Mr. D. — Why, to (raps on counter). Agent. — But where is it you want to go ? Mr. D. (rapping). — Can't you understand anything? I 've told you plain enough. Agent. — You have n't told me where you want to go. Mr. D. (rapping still harder). — Well, what am I doing? SCENE AT THE TICKET OFFICE 145 Agent. — I should say you are trying to knock my counter down. Mr; D. (laughing).—- Oh, no I But this (raps again) is a rap, and I want to go to Rapp, Wis. I hope you haven't taken offense at my little joke. Agent (laughing). — Not at all, sir. (Hands out a ticket.) Here you are, sir. $9.50. [Mr. D. pays for ticket, then takes a seat. Enter little Boy.] Boy. — I want to go to Home. Agent. — Home ! Where is your home ? Boy. — Why at Home. Agent (aside). — Confound it, I 'm having wretched luck ! Seems as if I can 't find out- where anyone wants to go. (To the boy.)' Where w your home ? Boy. — At Home, sir, and I want to go there on the cars. I Ve been visiting my Uncle Peter. Agent. — I don't care where you 've been visiting. Where did you want to go ? Boy. — I guess you don't know the names of stations very well. I want to go to a town in Minnesota called Home. Agent. — Oh, that 's it ! (Gives boy a 146 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES ticket, and lie takes a seat. Enter a woman and little boy, carrying satchels, Hand bag, nmbrella, lunch basket, bird cage, band box, and some bundles.) Woman. — We want to go to Passenger Depot, Jimmie and me. Agent. — I should think, from the looks of your luggage, that you wanted to go to the freight depot, madam. Woman. — No, sir, we want to go to Pas- senger Depot, don't we, Jimmie ? Jim. — Yep ! I 'm goin' snarin' prairie chickens, an' drowndin' out gophers, you bet. Say, ma, give me some ginger bread. I'm hungry. Woman. — Well, wait till I get our tickets. Agent. — But, madam, this is the passen- ger depot right here. Woman (laughing). — Why, Jimmie, he don't know where we want to go. Jim. — He don't know nothin'. Say, ma, give me a piece of gingerbread. Woman. — In a minute. (To agent.) We want to go to Passenger Depot, Minn. It 's in Chisago County. Agent (angrily). — Plague take such a SCENE AT THE TICKET OFEICE 147 foolish lot of names ! Here 's your tickets. Woman. — Now, Jimmie, let 's sit down an' rest a while. Jim. — Ma, give me some of that ginger- bread. [They begin to have a lunch. En- ter a Norwegian.] Norsk. — Say, I skall wants to go by Jingo. Agent (aside). — Well, by Jingo, here 's another greenhorn who does n't know where he wants to go. I shall go crazy if this keeps up, and I '11 not need a ticket to go on, either. (Aloud.) Now, sir, where is it you want to go ? Norsk. — I skall wants to go by Jingo. Agent. — But what is the name ? Norsk. — I skall have told you what it vas. I skall own von farm out dare. It vas von pooty gude place. Jingo, Jingo, out in Kansas State. I vants to go out by Jingo. Agent. — Oh, yes. Well, the train does n't go there until 3 : 30 this afternoon. Norsk. — I skall come some nudder time dis afternoon. [Leaves room. Bnter a bashful young lady.] 148 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Y. L. — I want to buy a ticket, please. Agent (crossly).- — Do you know where you want to go? Y. L.— Ono. Agent. — For mercy sake ! She does n't know where she wants to go. I never saw such folks before ! (Aloud.) Can't you re- member where you want to go ? Y. L. (nervously). — Ono. Agent. — Can you remember what State it is in ? Y. L. — Wyoming. Agent. — Oh, I know ! You want to go to Ono, Wyo., don't you ? Y. L. — Yes, sir. [Gets her ticket and sits down. Bnter a fat German woman.] Ger. — I vants to go By-us. Agent.— What ? Ger. — I wants to go By-us. Agent. — Go by us ! Well, you may go by us or around us or over us, madam. Anything to suit you. Ger. — Veil, I vants me von ticket. Agent. — Oh, dear, this must be another of those foolish names 1 What State is it in? SCENK AT THE TICKET OFFICE 149 Ger. — In Wisconsin. Agent. — By-US — By-us. Say, do you mean Pius, Wis.? Ger. — Ya, dot vos vat I say — By-us. Agent. — Here is your ticket. Ger. — Ya. Next dime you gifes me mine ticket ven I asks for it, don't it? [Goes to pay for ticket and spills every- thing out of her hand bag on to the floor. Enter two ladies.] I St Lady. — I want to go to North Star. Give me a return ticket, please. 2d Lady. — And I want to go to Rising Sun. Agent (in despair). — North Star ! Ris- ing Sun! We aren't running a balloon line here, ladies. If we were, I 'd take it and go to Heaven. I 've had enough of earth this morning to last me, I St Lady. — Do you mean to insult me, sir? 2d Lady. — Give me my ticket at once, sir, or I '11 report you to the company. Agent.— North Star ! Rising Sun ! Re- ally, ladies - I St Lady. — North Star, Sac County, Colo. 150 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES 2d Lad5^ — And I want to go to Rising Sun, Wis. Agent. — I beg your pardon. I 've had sucli a hard time this morning that I 'm rather muddled. The train doesn't go to North Star until this afternoon. ist Lad}'. — Thank j^ou, sir. [Leaves the room.] Agent. — Here 's 3'our ticket to Rising Sun, madam. North bound train ! Ever3'one read}- for the north bound train ! [They all hurr}- out, Jimmie and his mother going last ; drop- ping one bundle after another.] Curtain. THE LOST CHILD Characters: Mr. and Mrs. Jones, Grandpa, Grandma, Margaret, Teddy, Mollie, Hans, Mrs. Cooper, Minister, Chinaman, Policeman, Messenger Boy, and Gipsy. The parts should be taken by just as young children as can learn the lines. Take pains with costumes, as much depends upon them. Grandpa and grandma are both deaf and quite feeble ; the minister should be slow and very serious. Margaret should be played by a little girl of about six years, and Teddy by a boy (or , a girl dressed as a boy) of about four; Put as much force as possible in the acting and have everything on time, lines given rapidly, quick entrances, etc. The more '' snap " you put in it the better it will be. SCENE I. Mr. and Mrs. Jones, grandpa, grandma, Margaret, and Teddy sitting at breakfast table. 151 152 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Mr. J. (rising). — Well, I must go or I'll be late to my work. Grandpa. — What did you say ? Mr. J. — I must go to my work. Grandpa.— Hurt ! Who 's hurt ? Mr. J. (shouting). — ^Work. I must go to my work. Grandpa. — Oh, yes, work. Grandma. — What did he say ? Mrs. J. — Henry said he must go to work. Grandma. — Haul dirt? Who is he going to haul dirt for ? Mrs. J. — Work, work — he 's got to go to work. Grandma. — Oh, yes. Mr. J. (putting on overcoat). — Now, Jen- nie, take good care of Teddy to-day. Don't let anything happen to him. Mrs. J. — Why, certainly. I 'd have a fit if ^Teddy was n't all right. Mr. J. — Well, good-by, everybody. Margaret. — Good-by, papa. MxS. J. — Good-by, Henry. , Teddy. — Good-by, papa. Mr. J.— Good-by. [Exit] THK I.OST CHILD 153 Teddy (calling). — Papa 1 Mr. J. (entering). — What is it ? Teddy. — Be a good boy to-day. Mr. J.— Yes, I will. Good-by. [Exit.] Teddy (calling). — ^Papa ! Mr. J. (entering). — Well, Teddy, wbat is it now ? Teddy. — Bring me some candy. Mr. J.— All right. Good-by. [Exit.] Mrs. J. (rising). — Now we must get the work done. Mother, let me help you over to the easy chair. [Helps grandma over to the rocker.] Grandma. — Where 's my knitting work ? I want that. Mrs. J. — Here it is. [Hands it to her.] Grandma. — I must get Teddy's stock- ings done so he won't have to go barefoot. Grandpa (rising). — If you '11 just get me my hat and cane, I '11 go out for a little walk. It seems to be a real nice morning. Mrs. J. — Yes, it is. Don't go too far. Grandpa. — What did you say about a car? Mrs. J. (shouting). — Far — don't go too far. 154 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Grandpa. — No, I won't. [Limps out of room.] Mrs. J. (ringing a bell wHcli calls in tlie servant). — Now, MoUie, I want you to clear up the table, and get tbe work done. Mollie. — Yes, mum, I '11 do so. I '11 fly around so fast you can't see me move, mum. [Sets back cbairs, and begins to clear tbe table.] Mrs. J. — Now, Margaret, you must come get ready to go for your music lesson. Teddy, you come witb mamma while she helps sister. Margaret. — Come, Teddy, come with sister. [Takes his hand, and they follow Mrs. J. from the stage.] Mollie. — Sure, I guess I '11 have a cookie — they 're extramely good if I did make 'em mesilf. [Stands with her back to grandma, and eats cookie.] Grandma. — Mollie. (Pause.) Mollie. Mollie. — Sure, it 's jist like her to be calling me whin me mouth is full of cookie. Grandma. — Mollie ! Mollie (turning around). — What is it, mum? THB LOST CHILD 155 Grandma. — Wlio is it just going by ? Mollie (running to window). — The new preacher. Grandma. — The school-teacher ? Mollie (shouting). — The new preacher. (Aside.) Indade, if there were a graveyard near, I 'd be wakin' up the dead. Now I must be gitting me work done. [Clears up table.] Mrs. J. (entering with Teddy). — Now, Teddy, darling, you come here and play, like a good boy. (Puts him on a couch and gives him some toys.) Mollie, I must go down town and get some cloth for Margaret's aprons. Will you take good care of Teddy while I 'm gone ? Mollie. — Sure, mum. Not a bit of harm shall come to him. Mrs. J. — Now be sure and watch him every minute. It would kill me if any- thing should happen to him. Mollie. — Indade, I '11 take care of the little angel, mum. Mrs. J. — Now, Teddy, you be a good boy while mamma is gone. I '11 be back right away. [Exit.] 156 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES MoUie. — Now, I must dust the room. [Begins to dust. Enter Hans (wearing white cap and white apron, such as butchers use),] Hans. — Goot morning. Miss MoUie. Mollie (jumping). — Sure an' ye '11 scare the life out of me I Hans. — No, I don't vants to do dot. I don't like dead girls very goot — I radder you stays alive. You bin von pooty nice young lady, ven you don't vas dead. Ya. ii^ollie. — Don't bother me, I must get my work done. Hans. — Say, Mollie, I vants you to come out and see vhat kinds of meat you vants for dinner. Mollie. — We want two pounds of veal cutlets. Grandma. — What is he talking about, Mollie ? I can 't hear a word he says. Mollie. — About the meat. Grandma. Sweet! Who's sweet? Hans.— Sure, Mollie, and you 're sweet. Mollie. — Meat — meat for dinner. Hans. — Just come out to der wagon, and pick out der meat yourself, Mollie. Dot 's THE LOST CHILD 1 57 der pest vay. I vants to dells you bout a party dere 's going to be to-morrow night, too. ^ MoUie. — All right. Teddy, darling, will you be a good boy while I 'm gone, an' not go out of the room ? Hans. — Here, Teddy, you be von goot boy, and you can have this candy. [Gives Teddy some candy.] Mollie. — I 'm going out to get the meat, mum. Will ye plaze look after Teddy a minute ? Grandma. — Yes, I'll watch the little pet. There sha'n't anything happen to him. Hans. — Come on, Mollie. I 've got a lot of somedings to dells you. [Exeunt Mollie and Hans.] Grandma. — Come here, Teddy, and sit on grandma's lap. [Teddy climbs into grandma's lap. She soon begins to doze, and as soon as he sees she is asleep, he jumps down and goes to front of stage.] Teddy. — Now I 'm going to run away. [Hurries from stage.] Mollie (entering). — Now I must finish my work. (Dusts.) That Hans is such a bother! (Suddenly.) Where's Teddy? 158 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES (Shakes grandma.) Where's Teddy? Grandma.— Eh ? Mollie.— Where's Teddy? Grandma. — Teddy ? I don't know. Mollie.— The little darling is lost! Oh, the little swateheart ! What shall I do ? [Runs back and forth, on and off of stage, shouting for Teddy. Grandma follows her, limping slowly, and also calling Teddy. Enter Mrs. J.] Mrs. J. — What's the matter? Where is Teddy? Mollie.— He 's lost ! Mrs. J.— Lost ! Teddy lost ! Oh, what shall we do? (Shakes Mollie.) You dread- ful girl, why did n't you take care of him ? Mollie. — I just went out to get the meat for dinner, an' whin I came in, he were gone. Mrs. J. — Run down and tell Mr. Jones, and have him send for a policeman. Hurry up ! [Exit Mollie. Enter Margaret.] Marg. — What is the matter, mamma ? Mrs. J. — Teddy is lost — we can't find him anywhere ! Run over to Mrs. Cooper's and see if she has seen him. [Exit Marg.] Grandma (weeping). — Oh, dear ! THE I^OST CHILD 1 59 Mrs. J. — I 'm going to hunt around. Perhaps he has hidden somewhere in the house. [Exit.] Grandpa (entering). — What's the matter? House ain't on fire, is it ? Anything gone wrong ? Anybody dead ? [Enter Marg.] Marg. — Oh, grandpa, our dear, little Teddy is lost. What shall we do. I want my little brother. [Begins to cry.] Mrs. J. (entering). — I can't find him any- where. Mrs. Cooper (entering). — It seems very strange Teddy could get lost. Have you looked everywhere? Mrs. J.— Yes. [weeps.] Grandpa. Maybe he 's out in the barn. I '11 go and see. Mrs. Cooper.^He could n't have fallen in the cistern, could he? Mrs. J. — Oh, don't mention such a thing? Mrs. Cooper. Well, I 'm going to look and see. My brother's wife's cousin's sister- in-law had a little boy drowned that way last summer. [Exit.] Mrs. J.— Oh ! Oh ! Oh ! Marg.— I want my Teddy. [Enter Mr.J.] l6o PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Mr. J. (rushing about the stage). — What 's this I hear about Teddy's being lost ? He must be around here somewhere. Why in the world didn't you take care of him? I never heard of such carelessness in my life If anything happens to him, I '11 Mrs. J. — Oh, no, you won't. Mr. J. — Yes, I will, too ! [Enter police- man.] Police. — Did you send for me ? What is the matter ? Have you been robbed ? Mr. J. — Have you heard anything about a lost child ? Police. — Yes, there was a little boy found over on the Bast side who was lost. He Mr. J.— Oh, our dear little Teddy ! I '11 get him at once. [Starts for the door.] Police (stopping Mr. J.). — But this was a little negro boy. Does he belong here? Mr. J. — Oh, no, no — but we have lost our little Teddy. Police. — What does he look like ? Mrs. J. — The sweetest little fellow in the world. Has blue eyes, curly hair, and rosy cheeks. He has on a white waist and red necktie. THE LOST CHILD l6l Police. — Well, I '11 see if I can find liim. I '11 let you know as soon as I get any trace of him. [Exit.] Mrs. Cooper (entering). — No, lie isn't in the cistern, for I have looked. Grandpa (entering). — And he is n't out in the barn, either. Mr. J. — This is terrible ! If anything happens to him I '11 Mrs. J. — Oh, no, you won't ! Mr. J. — Yes, I will, too ! [Enter minister.] Minister. — My friends, I hear you are in trouble. Mrs. J. — Yes, indeed, serious trouble. Our little boy is lost. Minister. — Well, you know that trouble comes to us all, and we must bear it pa- tiently when it visits us. You must be calm and resigned. Mr. J. (jumping up). — Calm, when our little boy is lost ! I guess not ! I 'm going out and search every spot in the city. Marg. — I 'm going, too — maybe I can find Teddy. [Exeunt Mr. J. and Marg.] Minister. — I trust. Sister Jones, that you will try to overcome' your grief. You must 1 62 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES be calm, as I said before. Tbis trial is sent to teacb you patience. Now if your little boy bas come to barm, — Mrs. J. — Ob, I can't listen to sucb talk ! I 'm going out and bunt up my darling. [Hurries from stage.] Mrs. Cooper. — I tbink we all ougbt to belp in tbe searcb. Teddy must be some- wbere near. [Exit.] Minister (to grandpa). — Tbis is very sad. Grandpa.— Bb? Minister. — Tbis is an affliction. Grandpa. — Did you say tbat to-day is election? ^-- Minister. — No — no ! It is too bad tbe cbild is lost. Grandma. — Wbat did be say, Samuel? Have tbey found Teddy yet? Minister. — No, not yet. Grandma. — Wet ! Wbat is wet ? Is it raining ? Minister (sbouting). — Tbey bave not found Teddy yet, but I bope tbey will — hope they will. Good-by. [Exit.] Curtain, THE I.OST CHILD 163 [Have a curtain about two feet from front of stage, in front of whicli Mrs. Jones and the gipsy can enter for the street scene.] SCENE II. [On the street. Mrs. Jones enters, weep- ing.] Mrs, J. — Oh, I can't find my little boy, and I can't find anyone who has seen him. I 'm afraid this will kill us all. [Enter gipsy.] Gipsy. — Tell your fortune, lady? Tell your fortune for only fifty cents. Mrs. J. — No, no — go away. Gipsy. — Lady in trouble — lady have some bad thing happen. I tells you how to make it all right for only fifty cents. Mrs. J. — Can you tell me where to find my sweet little Teddy ? Gipsy. — Poor lady ! She has lost her nice little boy, and his name is Teddy. Mrs. J. — Who told you so? Gipsy. — Oh, I know ! I tells you where to find him for only fifty cents. Mrs. J. — Here, tell me quick. [Gives gipsy money.] 164 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Gipsy. — Let me see your hand, lady. (Looks at it.) Oh, a lot of troubles is here. And here is a long journey. Before you finds him, you must travel much and hunt for Teddy. y Mrs. J.— Oh, dear, oh ! "^ Gipsy (consulting her cards). — I see by the cards that you have some good luck. Yes, after a long time you will find Teddy ; but before the good luck card here is the knave of hearts — he makes you bad luck. I think a wicked man has stolen your little boy away. Mrs. J. — Oh, I shall go right to the police, and tell him about it. [Exit.] Gipsy (laughing). — Ha! ha! I makes my money easy. Fifty cents more — gipsy has good luck. [Exit.] SCENE III. As in Scene I. Grandma and Mollie present. Grandma. — Have n't they found Teddy yet? Mollie. — I don't know. THE LOST CHILD 1 65 Grandma. — Did you say you guess so ? MoUie. — I don't know. [Exit.] Grandma. — Oli, tliat is too bad. [Covers face with hands, rocks to and fro, and weeps. Enter Cliinaman.] Chinese. — Hello. I come to gettee dirty clothes. (Pause.) You heep sick ? (Pause.) Me want the clothes to washee. (Pause.) Hello, lady. (Pause.) Hello, lady. (Pause.) She feel bad — me feel heep bad, too. [Sits down and begins to rock backward and for- ward as grandma does.] [Enter Mollie] . Mollie. — What 's the matter ? Chinese. — Me feel heep bad. >^ Mollie.— What for? Chinese. — Melican lady feel bad — me feel bad alle samee. Mollie. — What do you want here ? Chinese. — Me come to gettee dirty clothes. Me want to washee clothes. Mollie. — Well, come help me get the basket. [Exeunt Mollie and Chinese. Enter Mr. and Mrs. J., Margaret, and grandpa. All take seats and begin to weep.] Mrs. J. — We can 't find a trace of him. 1 66 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Not a single trace. It is tlie strangest thing I ever heard. I believe the darling must have been kidnapped. [Enter Mollie and Chinese carrying large, covered clothes basket.] Mollie. — Are these clothes all ready to send, mum ? Mrs. J. — I don't know — look and see. [Enter messenger boy.] Messenger. — Say, that policeman sent me up to tell you that he has found out where your little boy is, and he wants you to come down to the station right away. [All jump up.] Mr. J. (starting for door). — Our dear, lit- tle Teddy ! I '11 go at once. Bridget (raising cover and finding Teddy asleep in the basket). — Oh, the little swate- heart i The little darling ! [Takes Teddy in her arms.] Mr. J. (snatching Teddy ). — Oh, our precious pet ! Here, Teddy, you rogue, wake up. Mrs. J. (taking him). — Oh, give me my own sweet darling. Grandma (reaching for him ). — Oh, Teddy, come and see grandma. THE LOST CHILD 167 Grandpa ( taking Hm ). — No, Teddy ^ come to grandpa. Margaret. — Here, let me liave my little brother. Mr. J. (taking Teddy). — No, let me have him. Mrs. J. (taking him from Mr. J.). — No, let me have my own darling Teddy. Curtain. A MODERN MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM BY MINNIE FRANCES BROWN [Young man sitting in chair reading Lamb's Tales of Shakespeare.] I It was Midsummer Eve and tlie world without — Interlocutor : Ivcd by young Master Puck and his glit- tering route Of full many a fairy and mischievous sprite Was holding high carnival far in the night The world within, — well 'twas quiet and small A young lad reading his Shakespeare, that's all, — A lad with few friends save those that he found i68 1 MIDSUMMER night's DREAM 1 69 In tHe books that lie owned, and they were bound ; Yet bound thougb they were by calf skin and board, He found in them treasures, a precious hoard. II The night was far spent, almost the twelfth hour. When at last overcome by sleep's sooth- ing power, The head falls backward, the feet tumble down. Action : And Momus adorns the still brow with his crown. His poppy-decked wand, the twin of the dead. In mystical rings waves over the head. At last, fast asleep, 't would certainly seem This lonely young man should now have a dream, — A dream he did have — ye gods of the night. Help and direct me to tell it aright. 170 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES III Antonio steals toward him, the prince of mankind, Witli Jaques and his pleasantries ambling behind. Ant: " My ships are all lost, — my bond goes by forfeit," "The world's all a stage, — men and women act on it." Timon : Lord Timon then mumbles — " Feast, friends, " f or " time flies," — Now Ophelia softly looks, starts, and then cries, Oph: " Here 's rue, and rosemary for remem- brance laid." Interlocutor : Oh, *' sweets to the sweet," — farewell, dear dead maid. MIDSUMMER night's DRKAM I7I Next Lady Macbetli comes, with sorrowful mien, Walking ever to cry (L. Macbetli) "Will these hands ne'er be clean?" IV Then lago, the paragon, the noble, the true! lago : " Steal my purse, but leave that which enriches not you, Good name, dear, my lord, in woman and man. Of their souls is the jewel, so keep it who can." The fair Desdemona coming close by his side Desdemona : Breathes, "I am but a child that my husband sore chides ! " Mark Antony's figure the next doth ap- pear, — M. Antony : " Prepare to weep now, if ye have e'en a tear ; " 172 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Romeo and his Juliet, — shades, what a pair ! There dwells not in Aiden a couple more fair. V Juliet: " Wilt thou, now, be gone, whilst yet thou mightest stay? " Romeo : " Night's candles bum out and thou seest jocund day " Portia (interrupts) : " Twice blessed is mercy, falls like rain from yon heaven." O, noble and upright young judge, thou'rt forgiven — For breaking the spell — but hear Romeo say — Romeo : *'How is it, my soul? Let's talk, 'tis not day." Interlocutor : Ha! Richard the Third, to be honest is wisdom. 173 Richard : "A horse ! Give me horse, in exchange for my kingdom ; " Antipholous, next, and the Dromio come in, Bach earnestly striving to find his own kin. Dromio : " Ourselves we do now, sir, remember by you " Antiph.: " Here pawn I these ducats, for my father I do." VI It is full twelve o'clock, and a distant bell Now strikes the first note of the dying day's knell, In a curious circle around him arranged. All at once their demeanor is suddenly changed : — The smiling and scowling their habits forget. It would seem as if some one had not ar- rived yet, — For with hands uplifted to each pair of eyes Some one to discover each anxiously tries I 174 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES VII As tlie bell strikes two, steps approaching are heard, Each visitor noiselessly passes the word : All: " They 're come ! They 're come ! Imogen, Rosalind 1 " They pass like the breath of the balmy south wind. Rosalind : *' We find tongues in trees as we seek shady nooks," Women good, fair, and true, found, as well, out of books. [Imogen holds up right arm on which is plainly seen her bracelet ; both pass across stage.] Hand in hand all together while the bell strikes three, [They form for a dance led by Mark Antony.] Four — peals the old bell, and to dear Auld Lang Syne MIDSUMMER night's DREAM 1 75 They march round the dreamer in ne'er ending line. Still tolls the old bell, five, six. and then seven. They dance till the strokes have numbered eleven. VIII Twelve — rouses the echoes and the dreamer's dull sense, They stop, and watch closely in noiseless suspense. Action : The twitching of muscles, the rubbing of eyes, Which prove the awakened about to arise. Then with scampering footsteps, and ges- turings bold. They descend to the realms ruled by mor- tals, we're told. [Or: if the exercise is desired for gradu- ation, as follows : — ] Then with scampering footsteps and ges- turings accurate. 176 PRACTICAL DIALOGUES Each descend among mortals, a public school graduate. IX Their visit (or our school year) is ended ! I have finished my theme ! The sleeper awakes, — it was only a dream. Kind friends, fare you well, my story is done. Good precept and practice ! may they help us each one. Directions for presentation : The interlocutor recites slowly and with effect in connection with the speech of each apparition, waiting for characteristic action and pose. The text furnishes suggestions for action throughout. A triangle should be used for bell, and must be struck in harmony with the forming for dance, and the circling around the dreamer. The apparitions depart leaving the dreamer and interlocutor, who finishes the text as the dreamer becomes fully awakened, and passes off the stage. MIDSUMMER night's DREAM 1 77 Wherever quotations are omitted in text, the interlocutor speaks. The costuming can be easily arranged by studying the illustrations in the different plays introduced. The different characters appear as the interlocutor mentions their names. This gives times ■- to get position and be ready for speech. MIDSUMMER FAIRIES. (Motion Song.— Two Parts.) Text by Minnie Frances Brown. Music by Mrs. W. F. Leavitt. t^f=^ — r -h |V--p= F^= ^ 1 Swiug-iiig t^T^ -i—~d .' ^ to right hand and _±_! 1 1 _ _^_ J sway - - ing, 1 FT-; ^-^q P^. A -#■ • ~f-'-0 1 ' ^- Swing mg, swing-ing to right hand and -N w- -^ ^-^1 Sway -ing to right as we swing;. ing, Sway-ing to right as we S h h 1^ ^ -^^' — s '^EE^ Spring-ing on tip - toe and fling in& -h K- swing;. Spring-ing on tip - toe and ^ -^ — f- — N- ! --1 =^ 1 Wreath *— -ings -J— that ting - a - ling - ling;... — ^ — r~ — K- ^ #- =d= -•• • W^ y=4± =at: fling ing, Wreath-ings that ting-a - ling- MIDSUMMER FAIRIES— CONTINUED. n?+— ^ : — s — ^--^- M 1 <^ • / / J ; ^ --*-. 1 3 Fling -ing to left hand up - lift - - ed, Ik _J_5 ^ — ^ T^ — iv_ /m \ r~ -^— s — ^— ^— * — ih— W — J-- i i__^ a — ^ = — 1 ling;. Fling-ing to left hand up- Spright-ly and N- lithe, [— for — w we -1 know. . . 1 N- 1* J "1 P -*~^ =^ =b=t= -+^ N— lift ed, Spright-ly and lithe, for we rfr-i ^^ — t ^ — M H 1 1 ±^ — J — J — f — — J^ -•- i "V y y Fair - ies are nim - ble, good - gift - - ed, n it ^fc^— 1 1 T' ^ — ^— ^ — ^— ^ :! ffl— ^ S-. t-*— ^.^=i^=£=g^ know. Fair - ies are nim- ble, and i=# -^ ^ Back to po - si - tion we throw. i ^ -^ 15^— • :^ :^ Back to po si - tion l8o MIDSUMMER FAIRIES— CONTINUED II. ... :f5=:i: -0 ^^ * r • I - » % Shak - ing a - loft, tink - ling light - ly, Clang-ing like i mor - tals be - time, Trem-bling aud blend- ing iu 3fe r J 1 j !'r =q^; -=^1 — I JO: # cho - rus, Sound - ing sweet mys - tic - al chime; P 4==-. % -^- ^ [^ :S=|=^ 7 Shim mer -ing round to the right, then, — Fol-low, to F#=^ — h- -^ -\ — -1 - ^^ — s- — ^- N s h^t^ -f- =i=^ =*S*-^ tr -r= =S^ -^- -#— ~* 1 left far and wide; Hark to our mu - sic re- ^m^^^m^ sound - ing, Bound-ing through space where we bide. III. n ff ^ V^ f K f\ ^ lm; o J J * J 10 Sly n 4 - ly we slide, of - fer gai - - ly. MTj ' ' ->, 1 1 • N— Sc H ^ — -Hy ! W^=^ 1 b-j-^ ;■ / ^g=j Sly ly, sly - ly we slide, of - fer 4 MIDSUMMER FAIRIES— CONTINUED. JL • -N- 1 ^—^. h- -^-^ ^-^-f^ Wd ' j^ — # — > y— -^- \ J 11 ^ Bend then our hells down he - low, y Tr — P^ K ^ !^ N K— ^ \ * . ~* ^ 9 Zl \ J" « ' ly, Bend then our hells down he- gai 1 ■0^ * N- — J * ^-n ^ ^ T~ — ^^ — - — tH *— i Lift high n tt the ro - sy ring, arch - - ing, Ak^ j I 1 " r^ K . h. . 1 J ^ » • -■ • low, n i± Lift high the ro - sy ring, V ^ ^ ih^ N ^ — ^ * *— ^ — i — *— — *— •^ Path - way for fair - y - feet,- — SO" V ft ifm \ \ -^ [V-^-4^^-^- 'J' J. . arch - ing, Path-way for fair - y- feet, — i?K # s S- ,^' I J « i' ^^^ ?^ — H ^ e ^- v * 13 Up, to n ^ the left, swift - ly steal - - ing, 1^ -M : ^ ^ ^ N— ^P=J ^ =^r-/ T ' /- •/ <^ • •♦ • so; rG-i— > . N — -, Up, to the left, swift-ly iir — ^ ^" — e f f~ fm * vm; * ;v !> *^ Trick that the right hand doth know (T\1 af -f S N-J N— ^ W ^^^7 Ji^ 1 L_v g « — :;— — ' steal Trick that the right hand doth MIDSUMMER FAIRIES— CONCLUDED. & #^^ Nr- =^ ->- -^ r-h- Blithe •ly the — U — mid- sum- * mer fair -fr- - ies ^^=L — u — ^-T -J— 3t= =i= ^ know, Blithe- ly the fair -ies will 1=*: ^ 14 Swing their glad bells to and fro. —* i 5^ ^ :J. i Swing their glad bells to and fro. DiEECTiONS: — This exercise requires small hoops wound with colored paper, pink is most appropriate, and decorated with paper flowers intermingled with tiny bells. The bells can be wired on with very little trouble. Fairies may be dressed in paper costumes made to represent the flower chosen. The crepe paper is very adapt- able for costuming. There must be an even number of participants. 1 : Class in position, wreaths in left hand. At 1 swing to right hand, and sway body per words. 2: Rise on tiptoe, shake the tink- ling wreath at arm's length, right, back to position. 3: Eepeat these motions with left hand. 4: Back to position, holding wreath in both hands, arm's length down against knees. 5: Hold in both hands, lift head-high and shake. 6 : The two so arranged by director, strike wreaths together. The grouping will depend upon amount of room and number of children engaged in the exercise. 7: Turn the wreaths in circle to the right. 8 : To the left. 9 : Place left hand to ear, shaking the wreaths with right hand, close to the left ear. 10: Slide to the left, presenting wreaths, arm's length, left hand. 11: Hold in both hands, bend to the floor. 12: Partners touch wreaths together, at arm's length, forming arch. 13: Change hands, with same motion. (Conditions will govern the arrangement of this number. 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