Rook \ °i no copoaam OEPosm THE COMPLETE POETICAL WORKS ROBERT BURNS WITH BIOGRAPHICAL INTRODUCTION, NOTES AND GLOSSARY ' The simple Bard, unbroke by rules of Art, ', He pours the wild effusions of the heart; I And if inspir'd, 't is Nature's pow'rs inspire, i Hers all the melting thrill, and hers the kindling fire." ' Oft title-page of Kilmarnock Edition, lySb. NEW YORK THOMAS Y. CROWELL & CO. PUBLISHERS 1 ^0] SEP 141900 S£r.«»*l*ic Page Biographical Sketch xi Published at Kilmarnock, 1786: — The Twa Dogs i Scotch Drink .• . 4 The Author's Earnest Cry and Prayer 7 The Holy Fair 10 Address to the Deil 13 The Death and Dying Words of Poor MaiHe 15 Poor Mailie's Elegy 16 Epistle to James Smith .... 17 A Dream 20 The Vision 22 Halloween 28 The Auld Farmer's New Year Morning Salutation to his Auld Mare, Maggie 31 The Cotter's Saturday Night . . 33 - To a Mouse 37 Epistle to Davie, a Brother Poet . 38 The Lament 40 Despondency 42 Man was made to Mourn .... 43 Winter 44 A Prayer in the Prospect of Death 45 To a Mountain Daisy 45 To Ruin 46 Epistle to a Young Friend ... 47 On a Scotch Bard 48 A Dedication to Gavin Hamilton, Esq 49 To a Louse 51 Epistle to J. Lapraik 52 Second Epistle to J. Lapraik . . 54 To William Simpson of Ochiltree, 56 Epistle to John Rankine .... 59 Song: Tune, ' Corn Rigs ■ ... 60 Confposed in August . . 61 From thee Eliza .... 62 Page The Farewell . 62 Epitaph on a Henpecked Squire . 63 Epigram on Said Occasion ... 63 Another 63 Epitaph: On a Celebrated Ruling Elder 63 On a Noisy Polemic . . 63 On Wee Johnie ... 63 For the Author's Father, 64 For Robert Aiken, Esq 64 For Gavin Hamilton, Esq 64 A Bard's 64 Added in 1787: — Death and Doctor Hornbook . . 65 The Brigs of Ayr 68 The Ordination 73 The Calf 75 Address to the Unco Guid ... 75 Tarn Samson's Elegy 76 A Winter Night 78 Stanzas in Prospect of Death . . 80 Prayer : O thou Dread Power . . 80 Paraphrase of the First Psalm . .81 Prayer under the Pressure of Violent Anguish 81 Ninetieth Psalm Versified ... 82 To Miss Logan 82 Address to a Haggis 83 Address to Edinburgh 83 Song : John Barleycorn .... 85 A Fragment: When Guil- ford Good 86 My Nanie, O 87 Green grow the Rashes, O, 88 Composed in Spring ... 88 The Gloomy Night is gathering fast .... 89 No Churchman am I . , 89 CONTENTS. Page AODEI) IN 1793: — Written in Friars Carse Hermi- tage 91 Ode sacred to the Memory of Mrs. Oswald 91 Elegy on Captain Matthew Hen- derson 92 Lament of Mary Queen of Scots . 94 To Robert Graham of Fintry, Esq. 95 Lament for James, Earl of Glen- cairn 97 Lines to Sir John Whitefoord, Bart 98 Tarn O'Shanter 99 On seeing a Wounded Hare . . 102 Address to the Shade of Thomson, 103 On the Late Captain Grose's Pere- grinations thro' Scotland . . . 103 To Miss Cruickshank .... 104 Song: Anna 105 On the Death of John M'Leod, Esq 105 The Humble Petition of Bruar Water 105 On scaring Some Water-fowl in Loch Turit 107 Verses written with a Pencil at Taymouth 107 Lines on the Fall of Fyers . . . 108 On the Birth of a Posthumous Child 108 The Whistle 109 The Jolly Beggars: a Cantata . iii Satires and Verses The Twa Herds: or, the Holy Tulyie 117 Holy Willie's Prayer 119 The Kirk's Alarm 120 A Poet's Welcome to his Love- begotten Daughter 123 The Inventory 124 A Mauchline Wedding .... 125 Adam Armour's Prayer .... 126 The Court of Equity 126 Nature's Law 128 Lines on meeting with Lord Daer, 129 Address to the Toothache . . . 129 Lament for the Absence of Will- iam Creech 130 Verses in Friars Carse Hermitage, 131 Page Elegy on tlie Departed Year 1788, 132 Casile Gordon 132 On the Duchess of Gordon's Reel Dancing 133 On Captain Grose 133 New Year's Day, 1791 .... 134 From Esopus to Maria .... 135 Notes and Epistles To John Rankine 136 To John Goldie 137 To J. Lapraik : Third Epistle . . 138 To the Rev. John M'Math . . . 139 To Davie : Second Epistle . . . 140 To John Kennedy 141 To Gavin Hamilton, Esq. . . . 142 To Mr. M'Adam of Craigen- Gillan 142 Reply to an Invitation .... 143 To Dr. Mackenzie 143 To John Kennedy : a Farewell . 143 To Willie Chalmers' Sweetheart . 144 To an Old Sweetheart .... 144 Extempore to Gavin Hamilton . 145 Reply to a Trimming Epistle from a Tailor 146 To Major Logan 147 To the Guidwife of Wauchope House 148 To Wm. Tytler, Esq., of Wood- houselee 149 To Mr. Renton of Lamerton . . 150 To Miss Isabella Macleod . . . 150 To Symon Gray 151 To Miss Ferrier 151 Sylvander to Clarinda .... 152 To Clarinda with a Pair of Wine- Glasses 152 To Hugh Parker 153 To Alex. Cunningham .... 153 To Robert Graham, Esq., of Fintry, 154 Impromptu to Captain Riddell . 156 Reply to a Note from Captain Riddell 156 To JamesTennant of Glenconner, 156 To John M'Murdo 157 Sonnet to Robert Graham, Esq., of Fintry 158 To Dr. Blacklock 158 To a Gentleman who l^ad sent a Newspaper 159 CONTENTS. Page To Peter Stuart i6o To John Maxwell, Esq., of Ter- rauglitie i6o To William Stewart i6i Inscription to Miss Graham of Fintry i6i Remorseful Apology i6i To Collector Mitchell i6i To Colonel De Peyster .... 162 To Miss Jessie Lewars .... 163 Inscription to Chloris 163 Theatrical Pieces Prologue spoken by Mr. Woods, 164 Prologue spoken at the Theatre of Dumfries 165 Scots Prologue for Mrs. Suther- land 166 The Rights of Woman .... 167 Address spoken by Miss Fonte- nelle 168 Political Pieces Address of Beelzebub 169 Birthday Ode for 31st December, 1787 170 Ode to the Departed Regency Bill, 171 A New Psalm for the Chapel of Kilmarnock 172 Inscribed to the Right Hon. C. J. Fox 173 On Glenriddell's Fox breaking his Chain 174 On the Commemoration of Rod- ney's Victory 175 Ode for General Washington's Birthday 175 The F§te Champetre 177 The Five Carlins 178 Election Ballad for Westerha' . . 179 Turn-coat Whigs awa, Man . . 180 Election Ballad addressed to Rob- ert Graham, Esq., of Fintry . . 180 Ballads on Mr. Heron's Election, 1795: Ballad First 183 ■• Ballad Second : the Election . 184 Ballad Third : John Bushby's Lamentation 185 Ballad Fourth : the Trogger . 186 The Dean of the Faculty . . . 187 Afiscellanies The Tarbolton Lasses . . The Ronalds of the Bennals I'll go and be a Sodger . . Apostrophe to Fergusson . The Belles of Mauchline Ah, Woe is me, my Mother Dear . Inscribed on a Work of Hannah More's Lines written on a Bank Note . . The Farewell Elegy on the Death of Robert Ruisseaux Verses intended to be written be- low a Noble Earl's Picture . . Elegy on the Death of Sir James Hunter Blair On the Death of Lord President Dundas Elegy on Willie Nicol's Mare . . Lines on Fergusson Eiegy on the late Miss Burnet of Monboddo Pegasus at Wanlockhead . . . On Some Commemorations of Thomson On General Dumourier's Deser- tion On John M'Murdo On hearing a Thrush sing in a Morning Walk in January . . Impromptu on Mrs. Riddell's Birthday Sonnet on the Death of Robert Riddellof Glenriddell .... A Sonnet upon Sonnets .... Grizzel Grimme ... ... Page , 188 189 190 190 190 191 191 191 192 192 192 193 194 19s 19s 196 196 197 197 198 198 199 199 199 Fragments Tragic Fragment 201 Remorse 201 Rusticity's Ungainly Form . . . 202 On William Creech 202 On William Smellie 202 Sketch for an Elegy 202 Passion's Cry 203 In vain would Prudence .... 204 The Cares o' Love 204 Epigrams Extempore in the Court of Session, 204 CONTENTS. Pace At Roslin Inn ....... 204 To an Artist 205 The Book-worms 205 On Elphinstone's Translation of Martial 205 On Johnson's Opinion of Hamp- den 205 Under the Portrait of Miss Burns . 205 On Miss Ainslie in Church . . . 205 At Inveraray 205 At Carron Ironworks 206 On seeing the Royal Palace at Stirling in Ruins 206 Additional Lines at Stirling . . 206 Reply to the Threat of a Censori- ous Critic 206 A Highland Welcome .... 206 At Whigham's Inn, Sanquhar. . 207 Versicles on Sign-posts . . . , 207 On Miss Jean Scott 207 On Captain Francis Grose . . 207 On being appointed to an Excise Division 207 On Miss Davies 208 On a Beautiful Country Seat . . 208 The Tyrant Wife 208 At Brownhill Inn 208 The Toadeater 208 In Lamington Kirk 208 The Keekin Glass 209 At the Globe Tavern, Dumfries . 209 Ye True Loyal Natives .... 209 On Commissary Goldie's Brains . 209 In a I^ady's Pocket-book . . . 210 Against the Earl of Galloway . . 210 On the Same 210 On the Same 210 On the Same, on the Author being threatened with Vengeance . . 210 On the Laird of Laggan .... 210 On Maria Riddell 210 On Miss Fontenelle 210 Kirk and State Excisemen ... 211 On Thanksgiving for a National Victory 211 Pinned to Mrs. Walter Riddell's Carriage 211 To Dr. Maxwell 211 To the Beautiful Miss Eliza J n 211 On Chloris 211 Page To the Hon. Wm. R. Maule of Panmure 212 On seeing Mrs. Kemble in Yarico, 212 On Dr. Babington's Looks . . . 212 On Andrew Turner 212 The Solemn League and Cove- nant 212 To John Syme of Ryedale . . . 212 On a Goblet 212 Apology to John Syme .... 213 On Mr. James Gracie .... 213 At Friars Carse Hermitage . . . 213 For an Altar of Independence . . 213 Versicles to Jessie Lewars . . . 213 On Marriage 214 Graces A Poet's Grace 214 At the Globe Tavern 214 Epitaphs On James Grieve, Laird of Bog- head, Tarbolton 215 On Wm. Muir in Tarbolton Mill . 215 On John Rankine 215 On Tarn the Chapman .... 215 On Holy Willie 215 On John Dove 216 On a Wag in Mauchline . . . 216 On Robert Fergusson .... 216 Additional Stanzas on Fergusson, 216 For William Nicol 217 For Mr. William Michie . . . 217 For William Cruickshank, A.M. . 217 On Robert Muir 217 On a Lap-dog 217 Monody on a Lady famed for her Caprice 217 For Mr. Walter Riddell .... 218 On a Noted Coxcomb .... 218 On Capt. I^ascelles 218 On a Galloway Laird 219 On Wm. Graham of Mossknowe, 219 On John Bushby of Tinwald Downs 219 On a Suicide 219 On a Swearing Coxcomb . . . 219 On an Innkeeper nicknamed 'The • Marquis ' 219 On Grizzel Grimme 219 For Gabriel Richardson . , . 220 On the Author 220 CONTENTS. Page Songs from Johnson's "Musical Museum " and Thomson's "Scot- tish Airs": — Young Peggy 221 Bonie Dundee 221 To the Weaver's gin ye Go .... 222 Whistle an' I '11 come to ye, my Lad . 222 I 'm o'er Young to marry yet .... 223 The Birks of Aberfeldie 223 M'Pherson's Farewell 224 My Highland Lassie, O 224 Tho' Cruel Fate 225 Stay my Charmer 225 Strathallan's Lament 225 My Hoggie 226 Jumpin John 226 Up in the Morning Early 226 The Young Highland Rover . . . . 227 The Dusty Miller 227 I dream'd I Lay 227 Duncan Davison 228 Theniel Menzies' Bonie Mary . . . 228 Lady Onlie, Honest Lucky .... 228 The Banks of the Devon 229 Duncan Gray (first set) 229 The Ploughman 230 Landlady, Count the Lawin .... 230 Raving Winds aroimd her Blowing . 230 How Lang and Dreary is the Night . 231 Musing on the Roaring Ocean . . . 231 Blythe was she 231 To daunton me . 232 O'er the Water to Charlie 232 A Rose-bud, by my Early Walk . . 233 And I '11 kiss thee yet 233 Rattlin, Roarin Willie 234 Where, braving Angry Winter's Storms 234 Tibbie, I hae seen the Day . . . 234 Clarinda, Mistress of my Soul . . . 235 The Winter it is Past 235 1 love my Love in Secret 236 Sweet Tibbie Dunbar 236 Highland Harry 237 The Tailor fell thro' the Bed .... 237 Ay Waukin O 238 Beware o' Bonie Ann 238 Laddie, lie near me 238 The Gard'ner wi' his Paidle .... 239 On a Bank of Flowers 239 Tho Day Returns , . 239 Page My Love, she "s but a Lassie yet . . 240 Jamie, come try me 240 The Silver Tassie 241 The Lazy Mist 241 The Captain's Lady 241 Of a' the Airts 242 Carl, an the King Come 242 Whistle o'er the Lave o 't 242 O, were I on Parnassus Hill .... 243 The Captive Ribband 243 There 's a Youth in this City .... 243 My Heart 's in the Highlands . . . 244 John Anderson my Jo 244 Awa, Whigs, awa 245 Ca' the Yowes to the Knowes (first set) 245 O, Merry hae I Been 246 A Mother's Lament 246 The White Cockade 246 The Braes o' Ballochmyle 247 The Rantin Dog, the Daddie o 't . . 247 Thou Ling'ring Star 247 Eppie Adair 248 The Battle of Sherramuir 248 Young Jockie was the Blythest Lad . 249 A Waukrife Minnie 250 Tho' Women's Minds 250 Willie brew'd a Peck o' Maut ... 251 Killiecrankie 251 The Blue-eyed Lassie , 252 The Banks of Nith 252 Tam Glen 252 Craigieburn Wood 253 Frae the Friends and Land I Love . 253 John, come kiss me now .... 254 Cock up your Beaver 254 My Tocher 's the Jewel 254 Guidwife, Count the Lawin .... 255 There '11 never be Peace till Jamie comes Hame 2^5 What can a Young Lassie .... 256 The Bonie Lad that's far awa . . . 256 1 do confess thou art sae Fair . . . 257 Sensibility how Charming .... 257 Yon Wild Mossy Mountains .... 257 I hae been at Crookieden 258 It is na, Jean, thy Bonie Face . . . 258 My Eppie MacNab 259 Wha is that at my Bower Door . . . 259 Bonie Wee Thing 259 The Tither Morn 260 CONTENTS. Page Ae Fond Kiss 260 Lovely Davies 261 The Weary Pund o' Tow 261 I hae a Wife o' my ain 262 When she cam ben, she bobbed . . 262 O, for Ane-and-twenty, Tarn .... 262 O, Kenmure 's on and awa, Willie . . 263 O, leeze me on my Spinnin-wheel . . 263 My Collier Laddie 264 Nithsdale's Welcome Hame .... 264 In Simmer when the Hay was Mawn . 265 Fair Eliza 265 Ye Jacobites by Name 266 The Posie 266 Tiie Banks o' Doon 267 Willie Wastle 267 Lady Mary Ann 268 Such a Parcel of Rogues in a Nation . 269 Kellyburn Braes 269 The Slave's Lament 271 The Song of Death 271 .Sweet Afton 271 Bonie Bell 272 The Gallant Weaver 272 Hey, ca' thro' 273 O, can ye labour lea 273 The Deuk 's dang o'er my Daddie . 274 She's Fair and Fause 274 The Deil 's awa wi' th' Exciseman . . 274 The Lovely Lass of Inverness . . . 275 A Red, Red Rose 275 As I stood by Yon Roofless Tower . 275 O, an ye were dead, Guidman . , , 276 Auld Lang Syne 277 Louis, what reck I by thee .... 277 Had I the Wyte ? 277 Comin thro' the Rye 278 Young Jamie 278 Out over the Forth 279 Wantonness for evermair 279 Charlie he 's my Darling 279 The Lass o' Ecclefechan 280 The Cooper o' Cuddy 280 l''or the Sake o' Somebody .... 2S0 TheCardino't 281 There 's Three True Guid Fellows . . 281 Sae Flaxen were her Ringlets . . . 281 The Lass that made the Bed. . , . 282 Sae far awa 283 The Reel o' Stumpie 283 I 'II ay ca' in by Yon Town .... 283 Page O, wat ye wha 's in Yon Town . . . 284 Wherefore Sighing art thou, Phil- !is? 285 O May, thy Morn 285 As I came o'er the Cairney Mount . 285 Highland Laddie 285 Wilt thou be my Dearie 286 Lovely Polly Stewart 286 The Highland Balou 287 Bannocks o' Bear Meal 287 Wae is my Heart 287 Here 's bis Health in Water .... 288 The Winter of Life 288 The Tailor 288 There grows a Bonie Brier-bush . . 288 Here 's to thy Health 289 It was a' for our Rightfu' King . . . 289 The Highland Widow's Lament . . 290 Thou Gloomy December 291 My Peggy's Face, my Peggy's Form . 291 O, steer her up, an' haud her Gaun 291 Wee Willie Gray 292 We're a' Noddin 292 O, ay my Wife she dang Me .... 293 Scroggam 293 O, Guid Ale Comes 293 Robin Shure in Hairst 294 Does Haughty Gaul Invasion Threat ? 294 O, once I lov'd a Bonie Lass . . . 295 My Lord a-hunting 295 Sweetest May 296 Meg o' the Mill 296 Jockie 's ta'en the Parting Kiss . . . 296 O, lay thy Loof in mine. Lass . . . 297 Cauld is the E'ening Blast .... 297 There was a Bonie Lass 297 There's News, Lasses, News . . . 298 O, that I had ne'er been Married . . 298 Mully's Meek, Mally's Sweet . . . 298 Wanilering Willie 299 Braw Lads o' Galla Water .... 299 Auld Rob Morris 300 Open the Door to me, O 300 When Wild War's Deadly Blast . . 301 Duncan Gray (second set) .... 302 Deluded Swain, the Pleasure . . . 302 Here is the Glen 303 Let not Women e'er Complain. . . 303 Lord Gregory 303 O Poortith Cauld 304 CONTENTS. Page O, stay, Sweet Warbling Wood-lark . 304 Saw ye Bonie Lesley 305 Sweet fa's the Eve 305 Young Jessie 305 Adown Winding Nith 306 A Lass wi' a Tocher 307 Blythe hae I been on Yon Hill . . , 307 By Allan Stream 307 Canst thou leave me 308 Come, let me take thee 308 Contented wi' Little 308 Farewell, thou Stream 309 Had I a Cave 309 Here 's a Health 310 How Cruel are the Parents .... 310 Husband, Husband, cease your Strife 311 It was the Charming Month .... 311 Last May a Braw Wooer 312 My Nanie 's awa 313 Now Rosy May 313 Now Spring has Clad 314 O, this is no my Ain Lassie .... 314 O, watye wha that lo'es me .... 315 Scots, Wha hae 315 Their Groves o' Sweet Myrtle . . . 316 Thine am I 316 Thou hast Jeft me ever, Jamie . . . 317 Highland Mary 317 My Chloris, Mark 318 Fairest Maid on Devon Banks . . . 318 Lassie wi' the Lint-white Locks . . . 319 Long, Long the Night 319 Logan Water 320 Yon Rosy Brier 320 Where are the Joys 320 Behold the Hour 321 Forlorn my Love 321 Ca' the Yowes to the Knowes (second set) 322 How can my Poor Heart 322 Is there for Honest Poverty .... 323 Mark Yonder Pomp 324 O let me in this Ae Night 324 O Philly, Happy be that Day . . . . 325 O, were my Love 32S Sleep'st thou 326 There was a Lass 327 The Lea-rig 328 My Wife 's a Winsome Wee Thing . 328 Mary Morison 329 Page Miscelhmeous Soigs A Ruined Farmer 329 Montgomerie's Peggy .... 330 The Lass of Cessnock Banks . . 330 Tho' Fickle Fortune 332 Raging Fortune 332 My Father was a Farmer . . . 332 O, Leave Novels 333 The Mauchline Lady 334 One Night as I did Wander . . 334 There was a Lad 334 Will ye go to the Indies, my Mary, 335 Her Flowing Locks 335 The I-ass o' Ballochmyle . . . 335 The Night was Still 336 Masonic Song 336 The Bonie Moor-hen 337 Here's a Bottle 337 The Bonie Lass of Albania - . . 338 Amang the Trees 338 The Chevalier's Lament . . . 338 Yestreen I had a Pint o' Wine . 339 Sweet are the Banks 340 Ye Flowery Banks 340 Caledonia 341 You 're Welcome, Willie Stewart . 342 When First I Saw 342 Behold the Hour (first set) . . . 343 Here 's a Health to them that 's awa 343 Ah, Chloris 344 Pretty Peg 344 Meg o' the Mill (second set) . . 344 Phillis the Fair 345 O saw ye my Dear, my Philly . . 345 'Twas na her Bonie Blue E'e . . 346 Why, why tell thy Lover .... 346 The Primrose 346 O, wert thou in the Cauld Blast . 346 Interpolations Your Friendship 347 For thee is Laughing Nature . . 347 No Cold Approach 347 Altho' he has left me 347 Let Loove Sparkle 347 As down the Burn 348 Iiiiprobables On Rough Roads 348 Elegy on Stella , , 348 CONTENTS. Page iPoem on Pastoral Poetry . . . 350 On the Destruction of Drumlan- rig Woods 351 The Joyful Widower 351 Why should we idly waste our Prime 352 The Tree of Liberty 352 To a Kiss 354 Delia (an ode) 354 To the Owl ^ 354 The Vowels (a tale) 355 On the Illness of a Favourite Child 356 On the Death of a Favourite Child 356 Poems of Doubtful Authen- ticity : — A Tippling Ballad ...... 357 The Wren's Nest 358 My Girl she 's Airy 358 The Ploughman's Life .... 358 Sound be his Sleep 358 When Pleasure Fascinates . . . 358 On Thomas Kirkpatrick, Late Blacksmith in Stoop .... 359 Sick of the World 359 The Philosopher's Stone . . . 359 Now, God in Heaven 359 Leezie Lindsay 359 It may — do — maun — do. . . 359 Dear Sir, our Lucky humbly Begs, 359 I look to the West 360 Ah, Chloris I 360 Kist Yestreen, Kist Yestreen . . 360 Come fill me a Bumper .... 360 Extempore Lines 360 Thanksgiving for a National Vic- tory 360 Poems rejected by Latest Edi- tors OF Burns: — The Hermit of Aberfeldy . . . 361 Pastoral Verses to Clarinda . . . 362 The Ruined Maid's Lament . . 362 Page The Banks of Nith 363 Happy Friendship 363 Come rede me, Dame 364 Verses written under Violent Grief . 364 As I was a-wandering 365 Could aught of Song 365 On himself 366 Epitaph on the Poet's Daughter . . 366 I met a Lass, a Bonie Lass .... 366 On Maria Dancing 366 Jenny M'Craw 366 Lass, when your Mither is frae Hame . 366 Lament 367 O gie my Love Brose, Brose .... 367 O wat ye what my Minnie did ? . , 367 Oh wha is she that lo'es me ? . . . 368 Evan Banks 368 Powers Celestial ! whose Protection . 369 O can ye sew Cushions ? 369 On Burns's Horse being Impounded . 369 Hughie Graham 370 The Selkirk Grace 370 Damon and Sylvia 370 Whan I sleep I Dream 370 Katharine Jaffray 370 Braw Lads of Galla Water .... 371 Liberty 371 The Last Braw Bridal 372 There came a Piper 372 There 's naethin like the Honest Nappy 372 When I think on the Happy Days . . 372 Ye hae lien a' Wrang, Lassie . . . 372 Johnny Peep 373 Innocence 373 Verses on Lincluden Abbey .... 373 Verses to my Bed 374 Bruce 374 Shelah O'Neil 374 Notes 377 Glossary 385 Chronological Index .... 421 General Index of Titles and First Lines 432 BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. Robert Burns was born January 25, 1759. His father, William Burns, or Burness, was of the North of Scotland where, at Kincardineshire, his ancestors for many generations had been farmers. He was " thrown by early misfortunes on the world at large," says the poet in his biographical letter to Dr. Moore, and there he adds, " after many years' wanderings and sojourn- ings, I picked up a pretty large quantity of observation and experience, to which I am indebted for most of my little pretensions to wisdom. I have met with few who understood men, their manners and their ways, equal to him; but stubborn, ungainly integrity, and headlong, ungovernable irascil)ility, are disqualifying circumstances; consequently, I was born a very poor man's son." After several years' residence near Edinburgh, he took seven acres of land in Doonside with the intention of becoming a nurseryman, but was engaged as gardener and overseer to Mr. Fergusson of Doonholm. He retained the land, and on one spot of it built a clay " biggin " or cottage, divided into a kitchen with a recess for a bed, and a " spence " or sitting-room with a fireplace and chimney. Gilbert Burns remarked, long afterwards, that when it was altogether cast over inside and outside with lime it had " a neat and comfortable appearance." It still stands,and is used as a Burns museum. Here in December, 1757, he brought his bride, Agnes Brown, the daughter of a Carrick farmer; a red-haired, dark-eyed, hot-tempered lassie eleven years his junior. Robert was their first-born. When he was seven years old his father became tenant of a small farm belonging to Mr. Fergusson, at Mount Oliphant, not far from the mouth of "Bonnie Doon." The land was poor; and after the death of their " generous master " they " fell into the hands of a factor," who, says Burns, sat for the picture that he drew of one in his tale of " Twa Dogs." Still more trying was their life at Tarbolton on the Ayr, where they took a larger farm in 1777. At first they lived comfortably; but a difference as to terms arose, and "after three years' tossing and whirling in the vortex of litigation," the suit was decided in favor of the landlord, and William Burness, whose health and spirit were entirely broken, died in February, 1784, "just saved from the horrors of a jail." Robert began to go to school when he was six years old. In 1765, John Murdoch, a young man of eighteen, became his teacher. In his recollections Murdoch says that Robert and Gilbert were generally near the head of their classes, " even when ranged with boys by far their seniors." He says that they committed to memory the hymns and other poems of Masson's collection with uncommon facility; but strangely enough the two boys were behind all the others in music. " Robert's ear," says BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. Murdoch, "was remarkably dull, and his voice untunable. It was long before I could get them to distinguish one tune from another; " and, in conclusion, he declares, that " certainly if any person who knew the two boys had been asked which of them was the most likely to court the Muses, he would surely never have guessed that Robert had a propensity of that kind." "Though it cost the schoolmaster some thrashings," says Burns, "I made an excellent English scholar; and by the time I was ten or eleven years of age, I was a critic in substantives, verl)S, and particles. In my infant and boyish days, too, I owe much to an old woman who resided in the family, remarkal:)le for her ignorance, credulity, and superstition. She had, I suppose, the largest collection in the country of tales and songs concerning devils, ghosts, fairies, brownies, witches, warlocks, spunkies, kelpies, elf-candles, death-lights, wraiths, apparitions, cantraips, enchanted towers, giants, dragons, and other trumpery. This cultivated the latent seeds of poesy. . . . The earliest composition that I recollect taking pleasure in was 'The Vision of Mirza,' and a hymn of Addison's beginning, ' How are thy servants blest, O Lord ! ' " He says that the first books that he read in private were "The Life of Hannibal," lent to him by Mr. Murdoch, and the " History of Sir William Wallace," which he procured from a neighboring blacksmith; and declares that Hannibal gave his young ideas such a turn, that he used to strut in rapture up and down after the recruiting drum and bagpipe, and wish himself tall enough to be a. soldier; while the story of Wallace poured into his veins a Scottish prejudice which would boil along there till the flood-gates of life shut in eternal rest. Salmon's and Guthrie's geogra]ihical grammars told him all that he knew of " ancient story." His ideas of " modern manners, of literature and criticism," he got from the "Spectator." Tope's works, some of Shakespeare's plays, Locke's " Essay on Human Understanding," Allan Ramsay's works, Taylor's " Scripture Doctrine of Original Sin," a select collection of English songs, Hervey's " Medita- tion," and a few other books, formed the whole of his early reading. The collection of songs, he says, was his vade mecuin : " I pored over them driv- ing my cart, or walking to labor, song by song, verse by verse : carefully noting the true, tender, or sublime, from affectation and fustian. I am convinced," he adds, " I owe to this practice much of my critic craft, such as it is." After Mr. Murdoch, who wa.s, unfortunately, addicted to the use of ardent spirits, left Mr. Oliphant he sometimes came back to make visits, and on one occasion read Shakespeare's "Titus Andronicus"; and it is said that " Robert's pure taste rose in a passionate revolt against its coarse cruelties and unspirilual horrors." Murdoch also helped him to a small knowledge of French. But when a lady once asked him if he had studied Latin, he replied : " All I know of Latin is contained in three words, omnia vincit Amor !" After the removal of the family to Lochlea in 1777, he received from his father yearly wages of seven pounds sterling. In order to give his manners a brush, as he expresses it, he at that time began to go to a country dancing-school. His father had "au unaccountable antipathy against such meetings"; and indeed he had reason to tremble for his son. On his death-bed, when Robert was present alone with him and his sister, Mrs. Begg, he confessed that there was one of his family for whose future BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH, he feared. Robert asked: "Oh, father, is it me you mean?" and when the old man said it was, Robert turned to the window and burst into tears. Burns had already been initiated into the delirious society of love and had " com- mitted the sin of rhyme." When he was about sixteen his partner in the harvesting was Miss Nellie Kilpatrick, known as " Handsome Nell," a girl a year younger than himself. " Among her other love-inspiring qualities, she sang sweetly, and it was to her favorite reel" that he first attempted to fit words. It was the song beginning: " O, once I lov'd a bonnie lass, Ay, and I love her still, And whilst that virtue warms my breast I '11 love my handsome Nell. Fal lal de ral, etc." His own criticism upon it in his " Common-Place Book " is interesting and curious. After taking it up stanza by stanza he adds : " I remember I composed it in a wild enthusiasm of passion; and to this hour I never recollect it but my heart melts, my blood sallies at the remembrance." The dancing-school offered further opportunities in what the Scotch call sweet- hearting. Burns, who saw no way to rise above his surroundings and yet had a vast ambition, became discouraged, and simply drifted with the tide. He says of this period : " My heart was completely tinder, and was eternally lighted up by some goddess or other; and, as in every other warfare in this world, my fortune was various, some- times I was received with favor, and sometimes I was mortified with a repulse. At the plough, scythe, or reap-hook I feared no competitor, and thus I set absolute want at defiance; and as I never cared farther for my labors than while I was in actual exercise, I spent the evenings in the v/ay after my own heart." All this was a dangerous but powerful training for the profession of minnesinger. When he was eighteen years of age, he studied mensuration, surveying, drilling, and kindred branches of practical knowledge, under the parish schoolmaster of Kirkoswald in the district of Carrick, where he spent some time, probably with his mother's relatives. The schoolmaster, whose name was Rodger, was " skilled in mathematics," but possessed " a narrow understanding and little general knowledge." He discovered that Burns and a youth called " Willie " were in the habit of holding " disputations or arguments on speculative questions." This seemed to him absurd ; and one day, when the whole school was assembled, he went up to the two young men and began very sarcastically to twit them on their debates. The other scholars who had been invited to join in these intellectual disputes, but who preferred ball or shinty, burst into uproarious laughter at the teacher's wit, " Willie " replied that he was sorry to find that Robert and he had given offence; that it was unintentional; indeed, they supposed he would be pleased to know of their attempts to improve their minds. Rodger asked what they disputed about, and " Willie " replied that their question that day had been whether a great general or a respectable merchant were the most valuable member of society. The master, laugh- BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. ing contemptuously at the " silliness " of such a question, said there could be no doubt about it, and was drawn into an argument by Burns, who easily got the better of him. trailing to regain his superiority Rodger fell into such a " pitiable state of vexation " that he had to dismiss the school. But it was not altogether mental improvement he found at this " noted school." That wild coast was the resort of smugglers. He made good progress in his mathe- matics, but he says he made greater progress in the knowledge of mankind: "The contraband trade was at that time very successful, and it sometimes happened to me to fall in with those who carried it on. Scenes of swaggering riot and roaring dissi- pation were, till this time, new to me; but I was no enemy to social life. Here, though I learnt to fill my glass, and to mix without fear in a drunken squabble, yet I went on with a high hand with my geometry till the sun entered Virgo, a month which is always a carnival in my bosom; when a charming fillette, who lived next door to the school, overset my trigonometry, and set me off at a tangent from the spheres of my studies." The image of that " modest and innocent girl "' effectually prevented any more attempts to measure the sun's altitude. Study was useless. But " the ebullition of that passion " was only a song, one of his most beautiful, beginning " Now westlin winds and slaught'ring guns." On his return to Tarbolton he still further indulged his love of discussion by join- ing with his brother Gilbert and five other young men in establishing a debating society, where the young people set for themselves such questions as this : " Suppose a young man, bred a farmer, but without any fortune, has it in his power to marry either of two women : the one a girl of large fortune, but neither handsome in person nor agreeable in conversation, but who can manage the household affairs of a farm well enough ; the other of them, a girl every way agreeable in person, conversation, and behavior, but without any fortune: which of them shall he choose?" At Tarbolton also, while still under his father's roof. Burns wrote several of his finest and sweetest songs : " Behind yon hills, where Lugar flows Mang moors an' mosses many, O ! The wintry sun the day has clos'd, An' I '11 awa' to Nanie, O." and " It was upon a Lammas night. When corn rigs are bonie, Beneath the moon's unclouded light, I held awa' to Annie : " and more than one in praise of the Tarbolton lasses : " There 's few sae bonie, nane sae guid In a' King George' dominion." WTiile still at Tarbolton, Burns was induced by his friend, John Rankine, to join St. Mary's Lodge of Free-masons; and he became like Mozart, and about the same time, an enthusiastic member of the order. BIOGRAFHICAL SKETCH. When he was about twenty-three years old, he conceived the idea of going into the flax business; so he went to live with a (lax-dresser named Peacock, a relative of his mother's, in the neighboring town of Irvine. Among his acquaintances at Irvine, which was a small seaport town, were also smugglers, whose inlluence upon him was not good; and his chief friend was a young fellow named Richard Brown, whom he called " a very noble character, but a hapless son of misfortune." This " noble fellow," whose mind " was fraught with indepen- dence, magnanimity, and every manly virtue," was the only man. Burns confesses, who was a greater fool than himself " where Woman was the presiding star." " He spoke of illicit love with the levity of a sailor, which hitherto I had regarded with horror. Here his friendship did me a mischief ; and the consequence was that soon after I assumed the plough, I wrote the ' Poet's Welcome.' " The illegitimate daughter thus welcomed bore a striking resemblance to Burns. She married Mr. John Bishop of Polkemmet, and died in 1S17. It is proper to add that the poet was afterwards " stung by a manly sorrow " at the tone in which this poem to his shame was written. Doubtless his recklessness was partly due to the fact that he had just been disap- pointed in his hopes of marrying Miss Ellison Begbie, " an amiable, intelligent, but not particularly handsome girl," in the service of a family on the banks of the Cessnock. To her he wrote the song : "On Cessnock banks a lassie dwells; Could I describe her shape and mien ! Our lasses a' she far excels. An' she has twa sparkling rogueish een." He was deeply in love with her, but her affections were given to another. He was at this time suffering from a nervous disorder, and his constitutional hypochondria, inherited from his father, was intensified by the depressing effects of dissipation. His gloomy state of mind may be seen in certain passages of a letter written to his father two days after Christmas, 1781 or 1782: " Honored Sir, " My health is nearly the same as when you were here, only my sleep is a little sounder, and on the whole I am rather better than otherwise, though I mend by very slow degrees. The weakness of my nerves has so debilitated my mind that I dare neither review past events, nor look forward into futurity; for the least anxiety or perturbation in my breast produces most unhappy effects on my whole frame. Some- times, indeed, when for an hour or two my spirits are a little lightened, I glimmer a little into futurity; but my principal, and indeed my only pleasurable employment, is looking backwards and forwards in a moral and religious way. I am quite trans- ported at the thought that ere long, perhaps very soon, I shall bid an eternal adieu to all the pains, and uneasinesses, and disquietudes of this weary life; for I assure you I am heartily tired of it, and if I do not very much deceive myself, I could contentedly and gladly resign it. . . . As for this world, I despair of ever making a figure in it. I am not formed for the bustle of the busy, nor the flutter of the gay. I shall never again BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. be capable of entering into such scenes. Indeed, I am altogether unconcerned at the thoughts of this life. I foresee that poverty and oljscurity probably await me, and I am in some measure prepared, and daily preparing, to meet them. I have iiut just time and paper to return you my grateful thanks for the lessons of virtue and piety you have given me, which were too much neglected at the time of giving them, but which 1 hope have been remembered ere it is yet too late. ..." Three days later, while he and some of his friends " were giving a welcome carou- sal to the new year," the shop was set on fire and totally destroyed, so that he " was left like a true poet, not worth a sixpence." He attributed it to " the drunken care- lessness " of his partner's wife. His partner he called " a scoundrel of the first water, who made money by the mystery of thieving ! " A year or two afterwards, in March, 1784, he wrote in his " Common-Place Book " : "There was a certain period of my life that my spirit was broke by repeated losses and disasters, which threatened, and indeed effected, the utter ruin of my fortune. My body, too, was attacked by that most dreadful distemper, a hypochondria, or confirmed melancholy. In this wretched state, the recollection of which makes me yet shudder, I hung my harp on the willow-trees, except in some lucid intervals, in one of which I composed the ' Prayer : Under the Pressure of Violent Anguish,' which begins: " O Thou Great Being ! what Thou art Surpasses me to know : Yet sure I am, that known to Thee Are all Thy works below." But at last the cloud passed, as is shown by the cheerfulness of his extempore lines which are referred to the following April : " O, why the deuce should I repine, And be an ill foreboder? I 'm twenty-three, and five feet nine — I '11 go and be a sodger. I gat some gear wi' meikle care, I held it weel thegither; But now it 's gane — and something mair : I '11 go and be a sodger." After his return to Lochlea, he and his brother Gilbert hired a farm of one hundred and nineteen acres at Mossgiel, near the village of Mauchline, at an annual rental of ninety pounds. Three months later their father died, leaving his affairs in utter ruin. " His all," says Burns, " went among the hell hounds that growl in the kennel of justice." As his sons and two married daughters ranked as creditors for arrears of wages, they saved a little money from the wreck, and the whole family moved. to Mossgiel in March, 1784. Gilbert Burns bears witness to his brother's steadiness and industry during their joint partnership, but, after all, the drudgery of farming was irksome to a poet: it was Pegasus harnessed to a plough. BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. He expresses his feelings in a rhymed epistle to his friend David Sillar, " a brother poet, lover, ploughman, and tiddler " : " While winds frae aff Ben-Lomond blaw And bar the doors wi' drivin snaw, And hing us owre the ingle, I set me down to pass the time. And spin a verse or twa o' rhyme, In hamely, westlin jingle : While frosty winds blaw in the drift, Ben to the chimla lug, I grudge a wee the great-folk's gift, That live sae bien an' snug : I tent less, and want less Their roomy fireside; But hanker, and canker, , To see their cursed pride. It 's hardly in a body's pow'r To keep, at times, frae being sour, To see how things are shar'd; How best o' chiels are whyles in want, While coofs on countless thousands rant. It 's no in titles nor in rank; It 's no in wealth like Lon'on Bank, To purchase peace and rest; It 's no in makin muckle, mair : It 's no in books, it 's no in lear, To make us truly blest : If happiness hae not her seat An' centre in the breast. We may be wise, or rich, or great. But never can be blest ! Nae treasures nor pleasures Could make us happy lang; The heart ay 's the part ay, That makes us right or wrang. But tent me, Davie, ace o' hearts ! (To say aught less wad wrang the cartes, And flatt'ry 1 detest) This life has joys for you and I; And joys that riches ne'er could buy. And joys the very best. BIO(]RAPniCAL SKETCH. There 's a' the pleasures o' the heart, The lover an' the frien'; Ye hae your Meg, your dearest part, And I my darling Jean ! It warms me, it charms me To mention but her name : It heats me, it beets me. And sets me a' on flame ! " The "darling Jean," celebrated in his " Epistle to Davie," and in many another poem, was Jean Armour, a " comely country lass," whom he met at a penny wedding at Mauchline. They chanced to be dancing in the same quadrille when the poet's dog sprang to his master and almost upset some of the dancers. Burns remarked that he wished he could get any of the lasses to like him as well as his dog did. Some days afterward, Jean, seeing him pass as she was bleaching clothes on the village green, called to him and asked him if he had as yet got any of the lasses to like him as well as his dog did. This was the beginning of an acquaintance which colored all of Burns's life. In the spring of 1786 he learned that she was about to become a mother. In Scotland at that time a license and a ceremony were not required in order to legalize a marriage. Burns, who was inclined to be honorable, gave Jean a written acknowledgment of marriage — a sufficient reparation in the eyes of the law. But the master-mason, her father, compelled her to destroy the paper and to have nothing more to do with Burns, who was then in the straits of poverty owing to a succession of bad crops, and who was with some reason looked upon by the pious inhabitants of that parish as little better than a Pariah. This was in April. It was under the gloom of this bitter trouble that Burns wrote his " Lament occasioned by the Unfortunate Issue of a Friend's Amour " : " O thou pale -Orb that silent shines While care-untroubled mortals sleep ! Thou seest a wretch who inly pines. And wanders here to wail and weep ! With woe I nightly vigils keep. Beneath thy wan, unwarming beam; And mourn, in lamentation deep, How life and love are all a dream." The friend was of course his best friend and worst enemy — himself. Burns was really very fond of his " Bonnie Jean," and he wrote that though he had not a hope or a wish to make her his after her conduct, yet when he was told that " the names were out " of the informal marriage contract, " his heart died within him and his veins were cut with the news." Emerson says: Nature's darlings, the great, the strong, the beautiful, are not children of our law ; do not come out of the Sunday school, nor weigh their food, nor punctually keep the commandments. BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. So much the worse for them. The destruction of the paper did not, of course, absolve Burns, but he determined to leave Scotland forever. He entered into negotiations with Dr. John Hamilton with the view of going out to Jamaica as bookkeeper on a plantation there. While this matter was pending, and while he was still sore at the treatment which he had received from the Armours, Mary Campbell, known to fame as " Hieland Mary," " a most sprightly, blue-eyed creature of great modesty and self-respect," whcj had been in the service of his friend and landlord, Gavin Hamilton, showed so much sympathy with him, that Burns, considering himself free, offered to make her his wife, and she agreed to go with him to Jamaica. She left Mauchline and started on foot for Campbelltown in the Highlands, where her father was a sailor. Burns acoompanied her. It was the second Sunday in May, 1786. They reached "a sequestered spot on the banks of the Ayr," — now a railway runs within a few yards of it, — and there the parting took place. According to tradition, they stood on opposite sides of a slow-running brook, and, dipping their hands into the pure water, swore solemn vows to be true and one till death. At the Burns monument at Ayr are preserved the Bibles which they exchanged. Mary's gift to Burns is a small plain one ; his to her, a dainty edition in two vol- umes. In pne of them the poet wrote the Scripture verse : Kf shall not swear by my name falsely ; I am the Lord (Levit. xix. 12). And in the other : Thou shall not forswear thyself, but shall perfortn unto the Lord thine oaths (Matt. V. 33)- The poem " To Mary " is referred by Burns to this time when he was " thinking of going to the West Indies ": " Will ye go to the Indies, my Mary, And leave auld Scotia's shore? Will ye go the Indies, my Mary, Across the Atlantic's roar?" Nothing more was said about Alary Campbell going to Jamaica with him. Indeed, he never saw her again. After making her visit at Campbelltown, she started for Glasgow to take the prosaic place of a servant; but stopping at Greenock to care for a sick brother, she caught the fever and died. There is nothing in Burns's behavior or his letters to indicate that this poetic end- ing of a miserable story was regarded as anything but a relief. When he heard the news his face changed anil he left the house; but he said nothing about it, and only his immortal poem "To Mary in Heaven," written years afterward, shows that it made an impression on him. On the contrary, it was probably only a hasty episode conducted partly under the influence of pique; and so he continued his preparations for his journey, and wrote his rhymes, and conceived the idea of publishing them. In the following June, 1786, he wrote to Mr. David Brice, a shoemaker of Glasgow, a full account of his trouble. He said : " Poor, ill-advised, ungrateful Armour came home on Friday last. You Ijave heard BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. all the particulars of that affair, and a black affair it is. What she thinks of her con- duct now, I don't know; one thing I do know — she has made me completely miserable. Never man loved, or rather adored, a woman more than I did her : and to confess a truth between you and nie, I do still love her to distraction after ail, though I won't tell her so if I were to see her, which I don't want to do. My poor, dear, unfortunate Jean ! how happy have 1 been in thy arms! It is not the losing her that makes me so unhappy, but fur her sake I feel most severely : I foresee she is in the road to, 1 am afraitj, eternal ruin. " May Almighty God forgive her ingratitude and perjury to me, as I from my very soul forgive her; and may His grace be with her and bless her in all her future life ! 1 can have no nearer idea of the place of eternal punishment that what I have felt in my own breast on her account. I have tried often to forget her; I have run into all kinds of dissipation and riots, mason-meetings, drinking-matches, and other mischief, to drive her out of my head, but all in vain. And now for a grand cure : the ship is on her way home that is to take me out to Jamaica; and then, farewell dear old Scotland ! and farewell dear, ungrateful Jean ! for never, never will I see you more. " You will have heard that I am going to commence poet in print; and to-morrow my works go to the press. I expect it will be a volume of about two hundred pages — it is just the last foolish action I intend to do; ami then turn a wise man as fast as possible." It was only after considerable hesitation that he had determined to venture into print with a volume of poems. Thus he expressed his doubts in a poetic epistle to bis crony, Mr. James Smith, a shopkeeper in Mauchline : " Just now I 've taen the fit o' rhyme. My barmie noddle 's working prime, My fancie yerkit up sublime Wi' hasty summon : Hae ye a leisure-moment's time To hear what's comin? Some rhyme a neebor's name to lash; Some rhyme (vain thought!) for needfu' cash; Some rhyme to court the countra clash, An' raise a din; For me, an aim 1 never fash; I rhyme for fun. The star that rules my luckless lot, Has fated me the russet coat, An' damn'd my fortune to the groat; But, in rec|uit. Has blest me with a random-shot O' countra wit. BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. This while my motion 's taen a sklent, To try my fate in guid, black prent; But still the mair I 'm that way bent, Something cries, ' Hoolie ! I red you, honest man, tak tent ! Ye '11 shaw your folly : * There 's ither poets, much your betters. Far seen in Greek, deep men o' letters, Hae thought they had ensur'd their debtors, A' future ages; Now moths deform, in shapeless tatters. Their unknown pages.' Then farewell hopes o' laurel boughs To garland my poetic brows ! Henceforth I '11 rove where busy ploughs Are whistling thrang; An' teach the lanely heights an' howes My rustic sang." He had material enough for a volume. For months he had been pouring forth his most beautiful poems. He had " electrified " his brother Gilbert by repeating to him "The Cotter's Saturday Night " — that sentimental apotheosis of humble piety and rural content. Many of his songs were household words in his neighborhood. He had won unstinted applause and even more unbounded blame by his satiric verses occasioned by a quarrel which was dividing the parish at that day, and into which he entered with all the zeal of his impetuous nature. The descendants or representatives of the old Covenanters, naturally proud of their distinction, clung to a fierce and unmodified Calvinism. Their clergy and the elders of the Kirk possessed a moral dominion which had become a veritable tyranny, ex- tending from the weightier matters of the law even down to the merest trifles of con- duct or opinion. This party were called "The Auld Lichts." Opposed to them were the New Lights, or Moderates, who believed that Christians had no right to lay down the law upon their brethren in matters of faith and practice, and that the "Kirk Session" — that is, the Committee of the Elders — existed simply to assist the minister in knowing his congregation. The two ministers of Ayr belonged to the New Lights, and one of them, Dr. McGill, had undergone persecution. Burns's kind landlord and friend, Gavin Hamil- ton, had been aV)sent from church two or three Sundays, and it was discovered, by questioning the servants, that he was remiss in the ordinances of family worship. He had also neglected to pay a small church rate. He was selected as a special victim of the dominant party. Burns, whose father was a Moderate, naturally sympathized with that side. BIOGRAnilCAL SKETCH. The armor of the Evangelicals was not arrow-proof. The shafts of ridicule could find joints to pierce ; and, worse yet, vital jilaces were not ])r(jtected. Some of the most violent persecutors of Ciavin Hamilton were secretly guilty of unworthy practices, and Burns was alert to seize every chance. Thus he picked out Mr. William Fisher, one of the Kirk elders of Mauchline, and gibbeted him in the doggerel rhymes — unfortunately not guiltless of vulgarity — entitled " Holy Willie's Prayer " : " Oh Thou, wha in the heavens dost dwell, Wha, as it pleases best Thysel', Sends ane to heaven and ten to hell, A' for Thy glory, And no for onie guid or ill They 've done afore Thee ! " The attack was after all not so disreputaljle as the elder's own career. Burns called him a hypocrite; he was worse. He afterwards was found guilty of embezzling church funds; and he died in a ditch into which he fell while "elevated," as they then called being tipsy. Two Auld Licht divines had quarrelled about their parish boundaries, and Burns satirized them in his "Twa Herds" : " O a' ye pious godly flocks, Weel fed on pastures orthodox, "Wha now will keep you frae the fox Or worrying tykes? Or wha will tent the waifs an' crocks About the dykes? The twa best herds in a' the wast, That e'er gae gospel horn a blast These five and twenty summers past — O, dool to tell! — Hae had a bitter, black out-cast Atween themsel'. Sic twa — O ! do I live to see 't ? — Sic famous twa sud disagree 't, An' names like ' villain,' ' hypocrite,' Ilk ither gi'en, While New-Light herds wi' laughin' spite Say, ' neither 's liein ! ' " The Sacrament of the Lord's Supper had in many places gradually degenerated into a sort of carousal, where there was much eating and drinking, much gossip and BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. even flirtation. This state of things Burns satirized in his poem entitled " The Holy Fair " : " Upon a simmer Sunday morn, When Nature's face is fair, I walked forth to view the corn. An' snuff the caller air. The risin' sun, owre Galston muirs, Wi' glorious light was glintin; The hares were hirplin down the furs, The lav'rocks they were chantin Fu' sweet that day." As " lightsomely " the poet glowers abroad "to see a scene so gay," three Hizzies — Fun, Superstition, and Hypocrisy — come "skelpin up the way," bound for " Mauchline Holy Fair"; and Fun, his "crony dear," invites him to accompany them. The sights that he witnessed he then describes with more zest than propriety. There were more satirical poems of the same sort; and though they had their legitimate effect (as was the case with " The Holy Fair ") and worked a needed reform, they brought much ol)loquy upon Burns himself, who was perfectly reckless as long as he made a point. It was not hypocrisy in religion alone which he satirized. The village school- master set up a grocery store, and, having a liking for drugs, advertised that " advice would be given in common disorders, at the shop, gratis." He put on great airs of medical knowledge, and Burns one day repeated to his brother Gilbert the terrible lines entitled " Death and Doctor Hornbook." Here the Deil describes the various cases in which " Hornl)ook was by wi' ready art," to prevent poor humanity from paying its last debt, and " stop him of his lawfu' prey." The laughter caused by this satire was so great, that it actually drove John Wil- son, the apothecary and schoolmaster, out of the country. It seemed to Burns that his local reputation as a poet justified him in risking the venture ; so he collected over three hundred subscriptions, and engaged John Wil- son, a printer at Kilmarnock, to publish the volume. While he was busy correcting the proofs, Jean Armour came home. He went to call upon her, " not," so he wrote, " from the least view of reconciliation, but merely to ask for her health . . . and from a foolish, hankering fondness, very ill-placed indeed." Her mother forbade him the house; and with anger in his heart, he resolved to gain his " certificate as a single man," promised him by the minister, provided he would comply with the rules of the church. On the seventeenth of July he wrote to Mr. David Brice : " I have already appeared publicly in church, and was indulged in the liberty of standing in my own seat. I do this to get a certificate as a bachelor, which Mr. Auld has promised me, I am now fixed to go for the West Indies in October. Jean and BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. her friends insisted much that she should stand along with me in the kirk, but the minister would not allow it, which bred a great trcjuble, I assure you, and I am blamed as the cause of it, though I am sure I am innocent ; but I am very much pleased, for all that, not to have had her company." In order to drive Bums from the country, Jean's father got out a warrant to arrest him. " Some ill-advised people," he wrote Ur. Moore, " had uncoupled the merciless pack of the law at his heels," and he was skulking about from Carrick to Kyle, and from Kyle to Carrick. "The ship Nancy, Captain Smith, from Clyde to Jamaica, and to call at Antigua," was to sail toward the latter part of August. Here was the chance for Burns. He was saying good-by to his friends. He had passed what he supposed was his last night at the Tarbolton Lodge, where it was afterwards remembered that he " came in a pair of buckskins, out of which he would always pull the other shilling for the other bowl till it was five o'clock in the morning." The departure was postponed till September, and in September poor Jean " repaid him double." An understanding was reached between the two families as to the nurture of the twins ; and still Burns lingered, with " tender yearnings of heart for the little angels to whom he gave existence," and with indefinite hopes that after all he might not be " exiled, abandoned, forlorn." His poems had succeeded better than he feared. After he had settled with Wilson, he had about twenty pounds to his credit, and was trying to publish a second edition. But Wilson refused to undertake it unless the twenty-seven pounds required for paper were advanced. "This," said Burns, "is out of my power, so farewell hopes of a second edition till I grow richer! an epocha which, I think, will arrive at the payment of the British national debt." And he added in reference to his domestic troubles : " I have for some time been pining under secret wretchedness, from causes which you pretty well know — the pang of disajipointment, the sting of pride, with some wandering stabs of remorse, which never fail to settle on my vitals like vultures, when attention is not called away by the calls of society, or the vagaries of the Muse. Even in the hour of social mirth, my gayety is the madness of an intoxicated criminal under the hands of the executioner. All these reasons urge me to go abroad; and to all these reasons I have only one answer, — the feelings of a father. This, in the present mood I am in, overbalances everything that can be laid in the scale against it." The poems were becoming known outside of Ayrshire. Dr. Lawrie of Lou- don, near Kilminiock, sent a copy of the precious volume to Dr. Thomas Black- lock of Edinburgh, the well-known blind poet and preacher, who replied in a most complimentary manner, and wished, " for the sake of the young man, that a second edition, more numerous than the former, could immediately be printed." Professor Dugald Stewart of Edinburgh had a country residence at Catrine-on- the-.\yr, only a few miles from Mossgiel ; and having come into possession of Burns's poems, he invited the young man to dine with him. On this occasion he met Basil William, Lord Daer, the son of the Earl of Selkirk, a youth of twenty- three, and shortly afterward wrote the poem beginning: BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. "This wot ye all whom it concerns: I, Rhymer Robin, alias Burns, October twenty-third, A ne'er-to-be-forgotten day, Sae far I sprachl'd up the brae I dinner'd wi' a Lord ! " Protessor Stewart declared that " his manners were simple, manly, and independent; strongly expressive of conscious genius and worth, but without anything that indicated forwardness, arrogance, and vanity." About the same time the Edinburgh Magazine came out with a favorable review of the poems, and Burns was so much encouraged that he determined to go to Edin- burgh and try his fortunes there. He mounted his pony and reached " Edina, Scotia's darling seat," on the evening of November 28, 1786. For the first fortnight he suffered "with a miserable headache and stomach complaint," and apparently did little else than " View that noble, stately dome Where Scotia's kings of other years, Fam'd heroes ! had their royal home ! " and make himself familiar with the sights of the historic city. He found a warm welcome among the literary celebrities of the day, — Professor Stewart, Professor Blair, Mr. Mackenzie, author of "The Man of Feeling," and others. Mr. James Dalrymple of Orangetield, near Ayr, gave him an introtl'uction to his brother-in-law, the Earl of Glencairn, through whose influence he was brought before the Caledonian Hunt, a society of the Scottish nobility. In a letter^'to Gavin Hamilton, dated December 7, he wrote : " I am in a fair way of becoming as eminent as Thomas a Kempis or John Bunyan ; and you may expect henceforth to see my birthday inserted among the wonderful events, in the Poor Robin's and Aberdeen Almanacks, along with the Black Monday, and the Battle of Bothvvell Bridge. My Lord Glencairn and the Dean of Faculty, Mr. H. Erskine, have taken me under their wing ; and by all probability I shall soon be the tenth worthy, and the eighth wise man of the world. Through my Lord's influence it is inserted in tlie records of the Cale- donian Hunt, that they universally, one and all, subscribe for the second edition." This subscription, amounting to a hundred guineas, insured the success of the volume. Private individuals, also, subscril>ed hberally, one taking forty-two copies, another forty, another twenty, at five shillings each. As an enthusiastic Freemason, Burns was welcomed to the Kilwinning Lodge of Edinburgh, and was made their Poet Laureate. There are a number of descriptions of Burns at that time. Professor Josiah Walker described him as strong and well-knit in person, "much superior to what might be expected in a plowman " ; his stature rather above middle height, though "from want of setting up" it seemed to be "only of the middle size"; his "large, dark eye," the most striking index of his character; his dress simple, plain, but appropriate; his hair, unpowdered, was tied behind and spread upon his forehead; BIOGRAI'IIICAL SKEICII. his manner, absolutely free from afifectation; nor did his conversation or behavior l)etray " that he had been for some months the favorite of all the fashionable circles of a metropolis." Walter Scott, then a youth of sixteen, met him at the house of Dr. Adam Ferguson, and remembered the "dignified plainness and simplicity of his manners," the "strong expression of strength and shrewdness in all his lineaments," and above all his large and glowing eye, which alone seemed to indicate his " poetical character and tem- perament." Only two instances are on record where he allowed himself any breach of eti- quette, and they were not serious. Generally he was welcomed as an equal; and if he shone in conversation in the more polished circles, he scintillated in the free and easy life of the taverns and the lodges. While he was correcting his proofs he was puzzling his head as to what the future had in store for him, and debating whether to go to farming again. Burns recognized that he was out of place in Edinburgh. There was nothing for him to do; his rustic training had not fitted him for city life; there was no field for literary work. He was out of his element; like the fabled Antxus, he had need to be in contact with mother earth to find his strength. City pavements offer to such a bard no inspiration. He was weary of adulation; he was too independent to live happily at the table of Patronage. Dr. Lawrie warned him against the dangers of his new life. Burns replied : " I thank you, Sir, with all my soul for your friendly hints, though I do not need them so much as my friends are apt to imagine. You are dazzled with newspaper accounts and distant reports; but in reality, I have no great temptation to be intoxi- cated with the cup of prosperity." The Earl of Buchan advised Burns to make a pilgrimage to the chief battle-fields of Scotland. He replied that he wished for nothing more than a leisurely tour through his native land, " to fire his muse at Scottish story and Scottish scenes," but he declared that Wisdom, " a long-visaged, dry, moral-phantom," whose home was with Prudence, gave him different advice ; and he added : " I must return to my humble station, and woo my rustic muse in my wonted way at the plough-tail." The same " Utopian thoughts" he expressed to Mrs. Dunlop. "The appellation of a Scottish bard is by far my highest pride; to continue to deserve it is my most ex- alted ambition. Scottish scenes and Scottish story are the themes I could wish to sing. I have no dearer aim than to have it in my power, unplagued with the routine of business, for which Heaven knows I am unfit enough, to make leisurely pilgrim- ages through Caledonia; to sit on the fields of her battles; to wander on the romantic banks of her rivers; and to muse by the stately towers or venerable ruins once the honored abodes of her heroes." But again the idea of his true station in life comes to him; besides, he had "an aged mother to care for, and some other bosom ties perhaps equally tender." The volume appeared toward the last of April, 1787. Twenty-eight hundred copies were taken by subscription, and Burns's share of the profits was about live hundred pounds. This little fortune seemed to justify Burns in undertaking the pilgrimages for BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. which he yearned, before he should settle down to his farming again. On the fifth of May, in company with Robert Ainslie, he set forth on his " auld, ga'd gleyde o' a meere," for a long ride. They spent the next day, which was Sunday, at Berry Well, with Ainslie's family; at church Miss Ainslie tried to Hnd the text, which was in con- demnation of obstinate sinners. Burns seeing it, wrote these lines on a piece of paper and handed them to her : " Tair maid, you need not take the hint, Nor idle texts pursue : 'Twas guilty sinners that he meant, Not angels such as you ! " At Jedburgh he was presented with the freedom of the town, an honor which he prized much less than the privilege of a walk with Miss Isabella Lindsay, whose " beautiful hazel eyes " bewitched him. They rode up the Tweed and the Ettrick, and spent a night at Selkirk, where afterwards vScott served as Sheriff. Here they found some gentlemen drinking at Veitch's Inn and proposed to join them ; but when the landlord said that one spoke rather like a gentleman, but the other was "a drover-looking chap," the gentlemen declined their company, to the life-long regret of at least one of them. At Selkirk he wrote the rhymed epistle to his publisher, William Creech, beginning, "Auld chuckle Reekie's sair distrest." During the trip Burns, for the first and only time, set foot on English soil. On the eighth of June, after a delightful trip, having " dander'd owre a' the Kintra frae Dumbar to Selcraig, an' fore-gather'd wi' mony a guid fallow an' monie a weel far'd hizzie," he reached his home at Mauchline. He who had left them in disgrace, came back the most distinguished man in Scotland. The money and the fame placed him in a different light. Even old Armour forgot his resentment; and this made Burns angry, as is seen by a letter which he dated June ii, 1787 : "I date this from Mauchline, where I arrived on Friday even last. If anything had been wanting to disgust me completely at Armour's family, their mean, servile compliance would have done it." In this unsettled state of mind he left Mauchline toward the last of June, and went to the West Highlands, where he apparently found little to please him : " a country where savage streams tumble over savage mountains, thinly overspread with savage flocks, which starvingly support as savage inhabitants." At Inveraray, where he could finil no shelter, he composed these bitter lines : " Whoe'er he be that sojourns here, I pity much his case. Unless he come to wait upon The Lord their God, his Grace. There 's naething here but Highland pride, And Highland scab and hunger; If Providence has sent me here, 'T was surely in an anger." BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. But later he found boon companions and the sort of wild dissipation which for a time caused him to forget his errors. He tells on one occasion when they danced till three in the morning, and how " they ranged round the bowl till the good-fellow hour of six." The next day they again " pushed the bottle," and fnuling themselves " not ma fuu but gaylie yet," they tried to outgallop a Highlamhiian who had a tolerably good horse. But the race ended in a bad tumble. " His horse, which had never known the ornaments of iron or leather, zigzagged across before my old spavin'd hunter, whose name was Jenny Geddes, and down came the Highlandman, horse and all, and down came Jenny and my bardsiiip; so I have got such a skinful of bruises and wounds, that I shall be at least four weeks before I dare venture on my journey to Edinburgh." " I came off," he says in another letter, "with a few cuts and bruises, and a thorough resolution to be a pattern of sobriety for the future." Unconsciously to himself he had woven a net at Mauchline which was to entangle him. He had renewed his intimacy with Jean Armour. It was while he w-as at Mossgiel on his return from this escapade, that he wrote his autobiographical letter to Dr. Moore. In August he returned to Edinburgh, and on the twenty-fifth of the month started with " a truly original but very worthy man, a Mr. Nicol, one of the masters of the high school in Edinburgh," on a twenty-two days' trip or " near six hundred miles," through the Highlands. On the twenty-sixth he wrote: " This morning I knelt at the tomb of Sir John the Graham, the gallant friend of the immortal Wallace; and two hours ago I said a fervent prayer for Old Caledonia over the hole in a blue whinstone, where Roljert de Bruce fixeii his royal standard on the banks of Bannockburn; and just now, from Stirling Castle, I have seen by the setting sun the glorious prospect of the windings of Forth, through the rich carse of Stirling, and skirting the equally rich carse of Falkirk." He described his trip not only in various letters, but also in a jotted diary, so that all his steps are known. At Blair Athole, where he was so cordially welcomed by " honest men and bonnie lasses," he left behind him the poem entitled, " The Humble Petition of Bruar Water." The Earl carried out the idea, and " shaded the banks wi' tow'riiig trees and bonnie spreading bushes." At Stirling he inscril)ed on the window-pane of a tavern with a recently purchased diamond ring these lines : " Here Stewarts once in glory reign'd, And laws for Scotland's weal ordair'd; But now unroof'd their palace stands, Their sceptre fallen to other hands; The injured Stewart line is gone, A race outlandish tills their throne : An idiot race, to honor lost — Who knows them best despise them most." The minister ot Gladsmuir attacked him for the treason thus expressed, and Burns replied with another epigram : BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. " With Esop's lion, Burns says : — ' Sore I feel Each other IjIow: but damn that ass's heel.' " In October, after his return to Edinburgh, he started on another tour, this time with his friend Dr. Adair. At Clackmannan they visited Mrs. Bruce, who had the helmet and sword of the great chieftain, from whom she inherited it. She conferred knighthood on the two travellers, remarking that she had a better right to give the honor than some people had. At Stirling, Burns, who had been told that his treasonable lines might affect his prospects, broke the pane of glass, and indulged in a still bitterer epigram. Neither was forgotten : " Rash mortal, and slanderous poet, thy name Shall no longer appear in the records of Fame ! Dost not know that old Mansfield, who writes like the Bible, Says, the more 't is a truth, Sir, the more 't is a libel? " At HaPv'ieston he enjoyed a visit to " the accomplished " Miss Margaret Chalmers, whom he immortalized as Peggy in the two songs entitled " Peggy's Charms." He spent two days at Ochtertyre on the Teith, surprising every one by his " flashes of intellectual brightness," and visited Ochtertyre in Strathearn, where he wrote the poem, " On Scaring some Water-fowl in Loch Turit," and the song to Miss Euphemia Murray of Lintrove, known as " the Flower of Strathearn " : " Blythe, blythe and merry was she, Blythe was she butt and ben : Blythe by the banks of Earn, And blythe in Glenturit glen." At Dunfermline they visited the ruined abbey, and Abbey Church, and Burns from the pulpit delivered a mock reproof and exhortation to Dr. Adair, mounted on the " cutty stool," or stool of repentance. Robert Bruce is buried in the churchyard, under two broad flagstones; and Burns, says Dr. Adair, " knelt and kissed the stone with sacred fervor, and heartily execrated the worse than Gothic neglect of the first of Scottish heroes." On his return to Edinburgh he was still undecided whether to take a farm of Mr. Miller, or enter into partnership with his brother Gilbert, who was, as he said, an .excellent farmer, and, " besides, an exceedingly prudent, sober man." Creech, the pul)lisher of his poems, was slow in making a settlement; there were rumors of his insolvency, and Burns remained in town, rooming in St. James's Square with Mr. William Cruickshank. Early in December, at the house of Miss Nimmo, he made the acquaintance of a Mrs. M'Lehose, "of a somewhat voluptuous style of beauty." Her maiden name had been Agnes Craig; she was the daughter of a surgeon, and had been known in Cilasgow society as "the pretty Miss Nancy." She was mariied at the early age of seventeen to James M'Lehose, a law-agent, from whom she separated four years later. Her husband was in Jamaica. She was a poet. BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. She invited Burns to talce tea with her at lier lodgings on the evening of Saturday, December 8; hut a drunl- Caledonia.' The fire sparkled in his eye, and mine sympathetically met his. He shook my hands, and we were friends at once. Then he drank ' Erin forever,' and the tear of delight burst from his eye. The fountain of his mind and his heart opened at once, and flowed with abundant force almost till midnight. " He had amazing acuteness of intellect, as well as glow of sentiment. I do not deny that he said some absurd things and many coarse ones, and that his knowledge was very irregular, and sometimes too presumptuous ; and that he did not endure contradiction with sufficient patience. His pride, and perhaps his vanity, was even morbid. I carefully avoided topics in which he could not take an active part. Of literary gossip he knew nothing, and, therefore, kept aloof from it ; in the technical parts of literature, his opinions were crude and unformed ; but whenever he spoke of a great writer whom he had read, his taste was gen- erally sound. To a few minor writers he gave more credit than they deserved. His grand beauty was his manly strength and his energy and elevation of thought and feeling. He had always a full mind, and all flowed from a genuine spring. I never conversed with a man who appeared to be more warmly impressed with the beauties of Nature; and visions of female beauty and tenderness seemed to transport him. He did not merely appear to be a poet at casual intervals, but at every moment a poetical enthusiasm seemed to beat in his veins; and he lived all his days the inward, if not the outward, life of a poet." In order to enable his brother Gilbert to remain at Mossgiel, Burns advanced him one hundred and eighty pounds : the rest of the small fortune made by his poems was gradually sunk in the unsuccessful conduct of the farm. He had been appointed Exciseman; and his duties, on a salary of fifty pounds a year, " condemned " him, as he expressed it, to " galop " over ten parishes "at least two hundred miles every week, to inspect dirty ponds and yeasty barrels." These absences, and frequent attacks of illness; a lame knee and a broken arm, occasioned by a fall "not from but with" his horse; "an omnipotent toothache," were not to the advantage of farming. A deranged nervous system, resulting in incessant headache, kept him ill all the following winter. He determined to relinquish his "curst farm"; and as Mr. Miller was willing to free him from his lease, he gave it up. Toward the last of July, 1791, he sold his crops at an average of a guinea an acre above value. Burns writing about it to a friend, said : " But such a scene of drunkenness was hardly ever seen in this country. After the roup was over, about thirty people engaged in a battle, every man for his own hand, and fought it out for three hours. Nor was the scene much better in the house. No fighting indeed, but the folks lying drunk on the floor, and decanting, until both my dogs got so drunk by attending on them, that they could not stand. You will easily guess how I enjoyed the scene, as I was no farther over than you used to see me." In November he was appointed excise-ofiicer for the district of Dumfries, at a salary of seventy pounds a year, and the hope of being promoted to be supervisor at a salary of two hundred pounds. He sold off his stock and farming implements, and moved to a small house BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. in the Wee Vennel of Dumfries. The thought of Burns at the plough awakens a pleasurable picture; we remember his poem to the Mountain Daisy, and the P'ield Mouse. But Burns as a gauger of ardent spirits is pathetic; it connects him too directly with the indecent wit and vulgar lowness of "The Jolly Beggars"; that move was a step toward his ruin. While Mrs. Burns was visiting in Ayrshire, Burns himself was still lingering at Ellisland, and for no good. Annie Park, the fair niece of the hostess of the (llobe Tavern, had met his eye. To her he wrote the song, "The Gowden Locks of Anna," with its impudent, reckless postscript. The price of that song was a soul. When Burns tried to get his brother to take the helpless babe, who was iiorn of his intrigue, Mrs. Burns, with characteristic magnanimity, insisted on adopting the little girl, and became very fond of her. She was the image of her father; she made an excellent marriage, and lived till within a few years ago. Before he settled in Dumfries, Burns visited Edinburgh for the last time, and saw his beloved "Clarinda," with whom he had kept up an infrequent corre- spondence. She was about to sail for Jamaica to join her " repentant but worth- less husband." This episode gave rise to the songs : " Aince Mair I hail thee, thou Gloomy December," " Behold the Hour, the Boat arrive," " Ae Fond Kiss and then we sever," and " My Nanie's Awa'." Burns wrote her that whenever he was called upon to give a toast, he regularly proposed, " Mrs. Mac," or " Clarinda," though he kept them all in the dark as to whom he meant by it. Fortunately, Mrs. Burns was not a jealous woman; for her husband's susceptible heart, not " vitrified " as he once feared it was, found constant fuel in Dumfries. In August, 1792, he wrote Mrs. Dunlop that he was "in love, souse ! over head and ears, deep as the most unfathomable abyss of the boundless ocean," with her neighbor, Miss Lesley Baillie. The young lady, on her way to England with her father and sister, called on him. Burns rode fourteen or fifteen miles with them, and on his way back composed the song : " O, saw ye bonie Lesley As she gaed o'er the border : " a sort of parody on the old ballad: " My bonnie Lizie Baillie, I '11 rowe thee in my plaidie." The very next month Mr. George Thomson, clerk to the Board of Trustees for the Encouragement of Manufactures in Scotland, who was interested in publishing a collection of Scots songs, wrote to enlist Burns in his scheme. Burns replied that he would do so on three conditions: that he should not be hurried (was not his crest a slow-worm supported by two sloths, and his motto " De'il tak' the Foremost"?); that he need not be expected to write English verses; and that he should not be paid for them. Mr. Thomson's work was published in 1801-2; and Burns, in the course of four years, contriliuted at least a hundred songs ! Once five pounds was sent to him, and Burns replied. "I assure you, my dear sir, that you truly hurt me with your pecuniary BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. parcel. It degrades me in my own eyes ! " and he threatened that " any more traffic of that ('ebtor and creditor l»Kc THE TWA DOGS. A Tale [According to Gilbert Burns, the tale of " The Twa Dogs " was " composed after the resolution of publishing was nearly taken." During the night before the death of William Burness, Robert's favorite dog, Luath, was killed by some person unknown. CcEsar was merely the creature of the poet's ima<;ination. It was Luath's successor, whose appearance at the "penny dance" at Mauchline led Burns to remark that " he wished he could get any of the lasses to like him as well as his dog did."] 'T WAS in that place o' Scotland's isle That bears the name of auld King Coil, Upon a bonie day in June, When wearing thro' the afternoon, Twa dogs, that were na thrang at hame. Forgathered ance upon a time. The first I'll name, they ca'd him Cssar, Was keepit for ' his Honor's ' pleasure : His hair, his size, his mouth, his lugs, Shew'd he was nane o' Scotland's dogs ; But whalpit some place far abroad, Whare sailors gang to fish for cod. His locked, lettered, braw brass collar Shew'd him the gentleman an' scholar ; But tho' he was o' high degree, The fient a pride, nae pride had he; But wad hae spent an hour caressin, Ev'n wi' a tinkler-gipsy's messin ; At kirk or market, mill or smiddie,_ Nae tawted tyke, tho' e'er sae duddie, But he wad s'tan't, as glad to see him, An' stroan't on stanes an' hillocks wi' him. The tither was a ploughman's collie, A rhyming, ranting, raving billie, Wha for his friend an' comrade had him. And in his freaks had Luath ca'd liim. After some dog in Highland sang. Was made lang syne — Lord knows how lang. He was a gash an' faithfu' tyke, As ever lap a sheugh or dyke. His honest, sonsie, baws'nt face Ay gat him friends in ilka place ; His breast was white, his tousie back Weel clad wi' coat o' glossy black ; His gawsie tail, wi' upward curl. Hung owre his hurdles wi' a swirl. Nae doubt but they were fain o' ither. And unco pack an' thick thegither; Wi' social nose whyles snuff'd an' snowkit; Whyles mice an' moudieworts they howkit ; THE TWA DOGS. Whyles scour'd awa' in lang excursion, An' worry "d ither in diversion ; Till tir'd at last \vi' monie a farce. They sat them down upon their arse, An' there began a lang digression About the ' lords o' the creation.' I 've aften wonder'd, honest Luath, What sort o' life poor dogs like you have ; An' when the gentry's life I saw, What way poor bodies liv'd ava. Our laird gets in his racked rents, His coals, his kain, an' a' his stents : He rises when he likes himsel ; His flunkies answer at the bell ; He ca's his coach ; he ca's his horse ; He draws a bonie silken purse, As lang 's my tail, whare, thro' the steeks. The yellow letter'd Geordie keeks. Frae morn to e'en it 's nought but toiling. At baking, roasting, frying, boiling; An' tho' the gentry first are stechin. Yet ev'n the ha' folk fill their pechan Wi' sauce, ragouts, and sic like trash- trie. That 's Uttle short o' downright was- trie : Our whipper-in, wee, blastit wonner. Poor, worthless elf, it eats a dinner. Better than onie tenant-man His Honor has in a' the Ian' ; An' what poor cot-folk pit their painch in, I own it's past my comprehension. Trowth, Caesar, whyles they 're fash't eneugli : A cotter howkin in a slieugh, Wi' dirty stanes biggin a dyke, Baring a quarry, an' sic like ; Himsel, a wife, he thus sustains, A smytrie o' wee duddie weans, An' nought but his han' darg to keep Them right an' tight in thack an' rape. An' when they meet wi' sair disas- ters, Like loss o' health or want o' mas- ters. Ye maist wad think, a wee touch langer, An' they maun starve o' cauld and hunger : But how it comes, I never kend yet. They 're maistly wonderfu' contented ; An' buirdly chiels, an' clever hizzies, Are bred in sic a way as this is. CESAR. But then to see how ye 're negleckit, How huft"'d, an' cuff'd, an' disrespec- kit ! Lord man, our gentry care as little For delvers, ditchers, an' sic cattle; They gang as saucy by poor folk. As I wad by a stinking brock. I 've notic'd, on our laird's court- day, (An' monie a time my heart 's been wae). Poor tenant bodies, scant o' cash. How they maun thole a factor's snash : He '11 stamp an' threaten, curse an' swear He '11 apprehend them, poind their gear; While they maun staun', wi' aspect humble. An' hear it a', an' fear an' tremble ! I see how folk live tliat hae riches ; But surely poor- folk maun be wretches ! They 're nae sae wretched 's ane wad think : Tho' constantly on poortith's brink. They 're sae accustom'd wi' the sight. The view o ' t gies them little fright. THE TWA DOGS. Then chance an' fortune are sae guided. They 're ay in less or mair provided ; An'tho' fatigu'd \vi' close employment, A blink o' rest's a sweet enjoyment. The dearest comfort o' their lives, Their grushie weans an' faithfu' wives ; The prattling things are just their pride, That sweetens a' their fire-side. An' whyles twalpennie worth o' nappy Can mak the bodies unco happy : They lay aside their private cares, To mind the Kirk and State affairs ; They 'U talk o' patronage an' priests, Wi' kindUng fury i' their breasts, Or tell what new taxation 's comin. An' ferlie at the folk in Lon'on. As bleak-fac'd Hallowmass returns. They get the jovial, ranting kirns. When mral life, of ev'ry station, Unite in common recreation; Love blinks, Wit slaps, an' social Mirth Forgets there's Care upo' the earth. That merry day the year begins. They bar the door on frosty win's ; The nappy reeks wi' mantling ream. An' sheds a heart-inspiring steam ; The luntin pipe, an' sneeshin mill. Are handed round wi' right guid will ; The cantie auld folks crackin crouse. The young anes ranting thro' the house — My heart has been sae fain to see them, That I for joy hae barkit wi' them. Still it 's owre true that ye hae said Sic game is now owre aften play'd ; There 's monie a creditable stock O' decent, honest, fawsont folk. Are riven out baith root an' branch, Some rascal's pridefu' greed to quench, Wha thinks to knit himsel the faster In favor wi' some gentle master, Wha, aiblins thrang a parliamentin \ For Britain's guid his saul indent- in' Haith, lad, ye little ken about it : For Britain's guid ! guid faith ! I doubt it. Say rather, gaun as Premiers lead him : An' saying aye or no 's they bid him : At operas an' plays parading, Mortgaging, gambling, masquerad- ing: _ Or maybe, in a frolic daft. To Hague or Calais taks a waft, To mak a tour an' tak a whirl. To learn bo)i ton, an' see the worP. There, at Vienna or Versailles, He rives his father's auld entails ; Or by Madrid he taks the rout. To thrum guitars an' fecht wi' nowt ; Or down Italian vista startles, Whore-hunting amang groves o' myr- tles Then bowses drumlie German-water, To mak himsel look fair an' fatter. An' clear the consequential sorrows. Love-gifts of Carnival signoras. For Britain's guid! for her destruc- tion! Wi' dissipation, feud an' faction. LUATH. Hech man! dear sirs! is that the gate They waste sae monie a braw estate ! Are we sae foughten an' harass'd For gear ta gang that gate at last ? O would tliey stay aback frae courts, An' please themsels wi' countra sports. It wad for ev'ry ane be better. The laird, the tenant, an' the cotter ! Fort hae frank, rantin, ramblin billies, Fient haet o' them's ill-hearted fellows : Except for breakin o' their timmer, Or speakin lightly o' their limmer, SCOTCH DRINK. Or shootin of a hare or moor-cock, The ne'er-a-bit they're ill to poor folk. But will ye tell me, master Ca;sar : Sure great folk's life's a life o' pleasure ? Nae cauld nor hunger e'er can steer them, The vera thought o ' t need na fear them. Lord, man, were ye but whyles whare I am. The gentles, ye wad ne'er envy 'em ! It's true, they need na starve or sweat. Thro' winter's cauld, or simmer's heat ; They 've nae sair wark to craze their banes, An' fill auld-age wi' grips an' granes : But human bodies are sic fools, For a' their colleges an' schools, That when nae real ills perplex them, They mak enow themsels to vex them; An' ay the less they hae to sturt them. In hke proportion, less will hurt them. A countra fellow at the pleugh. His acre 's till'd, he 's right eneugh ; A countra girl at her wheel. Her dizzen 's done, she 's unco weel ; But gentlemen, an' ladies warst, Wi' ev'n down want o' wark are curst : They loiter, lounging, lank an' lazy; Tho' deil-haet ails them, yet uneasy: Tlieir days insipid, dull an' tasteless ; Their nights unquiet, lang an' restless. An' ev'n their sports, their balls an' races, Their galloping through public places. There 's sic parade, sic pomp an' art, The joy can scarcely reach the heart. The men cast out in party-matches, Then sowther a' in deep debauches ; Ae night they're mad wi' drink an' whoring. Niest day their life is past enduring. The ladies arm-in-arm in clusters, As great an' gracious a' as sisters ; But hear their absent thoughts o' it her, They 're a' run deils an' jads thegither. Whyles, owre the wee bit cup an' platie. They sip the scandal-potion pretty ; Or lee-lang nights, wi' crajjbit leuks Pore owre the devil's pictur'd beuks ; Stake on a chance a farmer's stack- yard. An' cheat like onie unhang'd black- guard. There 's some exceptions, man an' woman ; But this is Gentry's life in common. By this, the sun was out o' sight, An' darker gloamin brought the night ; The bum-clock humm'd wi' lazy drone ; The kye stood rowtin i' the loan ; When up they gat, an' shook their lugs, Rejoic'd they were na men, but dogs ; An' each took aff his several way, Resolv'd to meet some ither day. SCOTCH DRINK. Gic him strong drink until he wink. That 's sitikiiio- in despair ; An rujuor giiid to fire his bluid. That 's prest 7ui' grief an' care : There let him bo^ose, and deep carouse. Wi' bumpers fioiuing o'er. Till he forgets his loves or debts. An minds his griefs no more. — Solomon's Fkoverrs, xxxi. 6, 7. [Composed some time between the be- ginning of November, 1785, .-ind Feb. 17, 1786. The metre is that of Fergusson's SCOTCH DRINK. 5 " Cauler Water," of which " Scotch Drink " is a kind of parody.] Let other poets raise a frdcas 'Bout vines, an' wines, an' drucken Bacchus, An' crabbit names an' stories wrack us, An' grate our lug : 1 sing the juice Scotch bear can mak us, In glass or jug. O thou, my Muse! guid auld Scotch drink ! Whether thro' wimplin worms thou jink, Or, richly brown, ream owre the brink. In glorious faem. Inspire me, till I lisp an' wink, To sing thy name ! Let husky wheat the haughs adorn. An' aits set up their awnie horn, An' pease an' beans, at e'en or morn. Perfume the plain : Leeze me on thee, John Barleycorn, Thou king o' grain ! On thee aft Scotland chows her cood. In souple scones, the wale o' food ! Or tumbling in the boiling flood Wi' kail an' beef; But when tliou pours thy strong heart's blood. There thou shines chief. Food fills the wame. an' keeps us livin ; Tlio' life 's a gift no worth receivin. When heavy-dragg'd wi' pine an' grievin ; But oil'd by thee, The wheels o' life gae down-hill, scrievin, Wi' rattlin glee. Thou clears the head o' doited Lear, Thou cheers the heart o' drooping Care ; Thou strings the nerves o' Labour sair. At 's weary toil ; Thou ev'n brightens dark Despair Wi' gloomy smile. VII. Aft. clad in massy siller weed, Wi" gentles thou erects thy head ; Yet, humbly kind in time o' need, The poor man's wine : His wee drap parritch, or his bread. Thou kitchens line. VIII. Thou art the life o' public haunts : But thee, what were our fairs and rants ? Ev'n godly meetings o' the saunts. By thee inspir'd, When, gaping, they besiege the tents, Are doubly fir'd. That merry night we get the corn in, O sweetly, then, thou reams the horn in! Or reekin on a New-Year mornin In cog or bicker. An' just a wee drap sp'ritual burn in. An' gusty sucker ! When Vulcan gies his bellows breatli. An' ploughmen gatlier wi' their graith, O rare ! to see thee fizz an' freath r th' lugget caup ! Then Burnewin comes on like death At ev'ry chaup. SCOTCH DRINK. Nae mercy, then, for aim or steel : The brawnie, painie, ploughman cliiel, Brings hard owreliip, wi' sturdy wheel, The strong forehammer, Till block an' studdie ring an' reel, Wi' dinsome clamour. When skirlin weanies see the light. Thou maks the gossips clatter bright, How fumbling cuifs their dearies slight ; Wae worth the name ! Nae howdie gets a social niglit, Or plack frae them. When neebors anger at a plea, An' just as wud as wud can be, How easy can the barley-brie Cement the quarrel ! It 's aye the cheapest lawyer's fee, To taste the barrel. Alake ! that e'er my Muse has reason, To wyte her countrymen wi' treason ! But monie daily weet their weason Wi' liquors nice, An' hardly, in a winter season, E'er spier her price. Wae worth that brandy, burnin trash ! Fell source o' monie a pain an' brash ! Twins monie a poor, doylt, drucken hash, O' half his days ; An' sends, beside, auld Scotland's cash To her warst faes. Ye Scots, wha wish auld Scotland well ! Ye chief, to you my tale I tell, Poor, plackless devils like mysel ! It sets you ill, Wi' bitter, dcarthfu' wines to mell, Or foreign gill. May gravels round his blather wrench, An' gouts torment him, inch by inch, Wha twists his gruntle wi' a glunch O' sour disdain, Out owre a glass o' whisky-punch Wi' honest men ! O Whisky ! soul o' plays an' pranks ! Accept a Bardie's gratefu' thanks ! When wanting thee, what tuneless cranks Are my poor verses ! Thou comes — they rattle i' their ranks At ither's arses ! Thee, Ferintosh ! O sadly lost ! Scotland lament frae coast to coast ! Now colic grips, an' barkin hoast May kill us a' ; For loyal Forbes' chartered boast Is taen awa! Thae curst horse-leeches o' th' Excise, WHia mak the whisky stells their prize ! Haud up thy han', Deil ! ance, twice, thrice ! There, seize the blinkers ! An' bake them up in brunstane pies For poor damn"d drinkers. Fortune! if thou '11 but gie me still Hale breeks, a scone, an' whisky gill. An' rowth o' rhyme to rave at will, Tak a' the rest. An' deal 't about as thy blind skill Directs thee best. THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER. THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER. TO THE SCOTCH REPRESENTATIVES IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. Dearest of dtstillation ! last and best How art thou lost 1 ■ — Pakouy on Ml LI on. [In the 1787 edition Burns added a foot- note, " Tiiis was wrote before the Act anent the Scotcli distilleries, ot session 1786, for which Scotland and the autlior return their most grateful thanks."] I. Ye Irish lords, ye knights an' squires, Wha represent our brughs an' shires, An' doucely manage our affairs In Parliament, To you a simple Bardie's prayers Are humbly sent. Alas! my roupet Muse is haerse ! Your Honors' hearts wi' grief 'twad pierce, To see her sitting on her arse Low i' the dust. And scriechin out prosaic verse, An' like to brust ! III. Tell them wha hae the chief direction, Scotland an' me 's in great affliction. E'er sin' they laid that curst restric- tion On aqua-vitas ; An" rouse them up to strong convic- tion, An' move their pity. IV. Stand forth, an' tell yon Premier youth The honest, open, naked trutli : Tell him o' mine an' Scotland's drouth. His servants humble : The muckle deevil blaw you south, If ye dissemble ! Does onie great man glunch an' gloom ? Speak out, an' never fash your thumb ! Let posts an' pensions sink or soom Wi' them wha grant 'em : If honestly they canna come. Far better want 'em. In gath'rin votes you were na slack ; Now stand as tightly by your tack : Ne'er claw your lug, an' lidge your back. An' hum an' haw ; But raise your arm, an' tell your crack Before them a'. Paint Scotland greetin owre her thrissle ; Her mutchkin stowp as toom 's a whissle ; An' damn'd excisement in a bustle, Seizin a stell, Triumphant, crushin 't like a mussel, Or lampit shell ! Then, on the tither hand, present her — A blackguard smuggler right behint her. An' cheek-for-chow, a chuffie vintner Colleaguing join, Pickin her pouch as bare as winter Of a' kind coin. Is there, that bears the name o" Scot, But feels his heart's bluid rising hot, 8 THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND TkAVER. To see his poor auld mither\s pot Thus dung in staves, An' plundered o' her hindmost groat, By gallows knaves? X. Alas! I 'm but a nameless wight, Trode i' the mire out o' sight ! But could I like Montgomeries fight, Or gab like Boswell, There 's some sark-necks I wad draw tight. An' tie some hose well. God bless your Honors! can ye see't, The kind, auld, cantie carlin greet, An' no get warmly to your feet. An' gar them hear it. An' tell them wi' a patriot-heat, Ye winna bear it? XII. Some o' you nicely ken the laws, To round the period an' pause. An' with rhetoric clause on clause To mak harangues : Then echo thro' Saint Stephen's wa's Auld Scotland's wransfs. Dempster, a true blue Scot I 'se warran ; Thee, aith-detesting, chaste Kilker- ran ; An' that glib-gabbet Highland baron. The Laird o' Graham ; An' ane, a chap that's damn'd auld- farran. Dundas his name : XIV. Erskine, a spunkie Norland billie ; True Campbells, Frederick and Hay; An' Livistone, the bauld Sir Willie ; An' monie ithers, Whom auld Demosthenes or Tully Might own for brithers. XV. Thee sodger Hugh, my watchman stentcd. If Bardies e'er are represented ; I ken if that your sword were wanted. Ye 'd lend your hand ; But when tliere 's ought to say anent it, Ye 're at a stand. Arouse, my boys! exert your mettle, To get auld Scotland back her kettle ; Or faith ! I '11 wad my new pleugh- pettle. Ye '11 see 't or lang, She '11 teach you, wi' a reekin whittle, Anither sang. This while she's been in crankous mood, Her lost Militia fir'd her bluid ; (Deil na they never mair do guid, Play'd her that pliskie!) An' now she's like to rin red-wud About her whisky. An' Lord! if ance they pit her till't, Her tartan petticoat she '11 kilt, An' durk an' pistol at her belt. She "11 tak the streets, An' rin her whittle to the hilt, r the first she meets ! For God-sake, sirs ! then speak her fair, An' straik her cannie wi' the hair. An' to the Muckle House repair, Wi' instant speed. An' strive, wi' a' your wit an' lear, To get re mead. XX. Yon ill-tongu'd tinkler, Charlie Fox, May taunt you wi' his jeers an' mocks ; THE AUTHOR'S EARNEST CRY AND PRAYER. But gie him't het, my hearty cocks ! In spite o' a' the thievish kaes. E'en covve the cadie ! That haunt St. Jamie's ! All' send him to his dicing box Your humble Bardie sings an' prays, An' sportin lady. While Rab his name is. XXI. POSTSCRIPT. Tell yon guid bluid of auld Bocon- XXVI. nock"s. 1 11 be his debt twa mashlum bonnocks, Let half-starv'd slaves in warmer skies An' drink his health in auld Nanse See future wines, rich-clust'ring, rise; Tinnock's Their lot auld Scotland ne'er envies. Nine times a-week, But, blythe and frisky, If he some scheme, like tea an' win- She eyes her freeborn, martial boys nocks, Tak aff their whisky. Wad kindly seek. XXVII. XXII. What tho' their Phoebus kinder warms. Could he some commutation broach, While fragrance blooms and Beauty I '11 pledge my aith in guid braid charms. Scotch, When wretches range, in famish'd He needna fear their foul reproach swarms. Nor erudition. The scented groves ; Yon mixtie-maxtie, queer hotch- Or, hounded forth, dishonor arms potch, In hungry droves ! The Coahtion. XXVIII. XXIII. Their gun's a burden on their Auld Scotland has a raucle tongue ; shouther ; She 's just a devil wi' a rung ; They downa bide the stink o' pow- An' if she promise auld or young ther ; To tak their part, Their bauldest thought 's a hank'ring Tho' by the neck she should be swither strung, To Stan' or rin, She '11 no desert. Till skelp — a shot — they're aff, a' throw'ther, XXIV. To save their skin. And now, ye chosen Five-and-Forty, May still your mither's heart support XXIX. • ye ; But bring a Scotsman frae his hill, Then, tho' a minister grow dorty, Clap in his cheek a Highland gill, An' kick your place, Say, such is royal George's will. Ye '11 snap your fingers, poor an' An' there's the foe ! hearty. He has nae thought but how to kill Before his face. Twa at a blow. XXV. XXX. God bless your Honors, a' your days. Nae cauld. faint-hearted doublings Wi' sowps o' kail and brats o' claes, tease him ; 10 THE HOLY FAIR. Death comes, wi' fearless eye he sees him ; Wi' bluidy han' a welcome gies him ; An' when he fa's, His latest draught o' breathin lea'es him In faint huzzas. XXXI. Sages their solemn een may steek An' raise a philosophic reek, An' physically causes seek In clime an' season ; But teil me whisky's name in Greek : I '11 tell the reason. Scotland, my auld, respected mither! Tho' whiles ye moistify your leather, Till whare ye sit on craps o' heather Ye tine your dam. Freedom and whisky gang thegither, Tak atf your dram ! THE HOLY FAIR. A robe of seeming truth and trust Hid crafty observation ; And secret huu^^, with poison' d crust. The dirk of defamation : A mask that like the gorget show'd, Dye-varying on the pigeon ; And for a mantle large and broad, He wrapt him itt Religion. — Hypocrisy A-la-mode. [" ' Holy Fair ' is a common phrase in the West of Scotland for a sacramental occa- sion." (R. B. in Edinburgh editions.) The satire is chiefly concerned with the tent- preaching outside the church while the Com- munion service went on within. Andrew Lang says, " As Lockhart justly observes, Burns in another mood could have given a solemn picture of a very solemn occasion."] I. Upon a simmer Sunday morn. When Nature's face is fair, I walked forth to view the corn. An' snuff the caller air. The rising sun, owre Galston Muirs, Wi' glorious light was glintin ; The hares were hirplin down the furs. The lav'rocks they w^ere chantin Fu' sweet that day. As lightsomely I glowr'd abroad, To see a scene sae gay. Three hizzies, early at the road, Cam skelpin up the way. Twa had manteeles o' dolefu' black, But ane wi' lyart lining ; The third, that gaed a wee a-back, Was in the fashion shining F'u' gay that day. The twa appear'd like sisters twin. In feature, form, an' claes ; Their visage witlier'd, lang an' thin, An' sour as onie slaes : The third cam up, hap-step-an'-lowp, As light as onie lambie, An' wi' a curchie low did stoop. As soon as e'er she saw me, Fu' kind that day. IV. Wi' bonnet aff, quoth I, ' Sweet lass, I think ye seem to ken me ; I 'm sure I \'e seen that bonie face, But yet I canna name ye.' Quo' she, an' laughin as she spak, An' taks me by the ban's, ' Ye, for my sake, hae gi'en the feck Of a' the Ten Comman's A screed some day. * My name is Fun — your cronie dear, The nearest friend ye hae ; An' this is Superstition here. An' that's Hypocrisy. I 'm gaun to Mauchline Holy Fair, To spend an hour in daffin : Gin ye '11 go there, yon runkl'd pair, We will get famous laughin At them this day.' THE HOLY FAIR. II Quoth I, 'Wi' a' my heart, I '11 do't ; 1 11 get my Sunday's sark on, An' meet you on the holy spot ; Faith, we Ise hae fine remarkin! ' Then I gaed hame at crowdie-time, An' soon 1 made me ready ; For roads were clad, frae side to side, Wi' monie a wearie body. In droves that day. Here farmers gash, in ridin graith, Gaed hoddin by their cotters ; There swankies young, in braw braid- claith. Are springin owre the gutters. The lasses, skelpin barefit, thrang. In silks an' scarlets glitter; Wi' sweet-milk cheese, in monie a whang, An' farls, bak'd wi' butter, Fu' crump that day. When by the plate we set our nose, Weel heaped up wi' ha'pence, A greedy glowr black-bonnet throws, An' we maun draw our tippence. Then in we go to see the show : On ev'ry side they 're gath'rin ; Some carryin dails, some chairs an' stools. An' some are busy bletli'rin Right loud that day. Here stands a shed to fend the show'rs. An' screen our countra gentry ; There Racer Jess, an' twa-three whores. Are blinkin at the entry. Here sits a raw o' tittlin jads, Wi' heavin breasts an' bare neck ; An' there a batch o' wabster lads, Blackguardin frae Kilmarnock, For fun this day. Here some are thinkin on their sins, An' some upo' their claes ; Ane curses feet that fyl'd his shins, Anither sighs an' prays : On this hand sits a chosen swatch, Wi' screw'd-up, grace-proud faces ; On that a set o' chaps, at watch, Thrang winkin on the lasses To chairs that day. XI. O happy is that man an' blest! Nae wonder that it pride him! Whase ain dear lass, that he likes best, Comes clinkin down beside him! Wi' arm reposed on the chair back. He sweetly does compose him ; Which, by degrees, slips round her neck, An 's loof upon her bosom, Unkend that day. Now a' the congregation o'er Is silent expectation ; f^or Moodie speels the holy door, Wi' tidings o' damnation : Should Hornie, as in ancient days, 'Mang sons o' God present him ; The vera sight o' Moodie's face To 's ain het hame had sent him Wi' fright that day. Hear how he clears the points o' Faith Wi' rattlin and thumpin! Now meekly calm, now wild in wrath, He's stampin, an' he's jumpin! His lengthen'd chin, his turn'd-up snout. His eldritch squeel an' gestures, O how they fire the heart devout — Like cantharidian plaistcrs On sic a day. 12 THE HOLY FAIR. But hark! the tent has changed its voice ; There's peace an' rest nae langer; F(ir a' the real judges rise. They canna sit for anger : Sniilh opens out his cauld harangues, On ]>ractice and on morals ; An' at^t'the godly pour in thrangs, ro gie the jars an' barrels A lift that day. XV. What signifies his barren shine, Of moral pow'rs an' reason ? His Englisli style, an' gesture fine Are a' clean out o' season. Like Socrates or Antonine. Or some auld pagan heathen, The moral man he does define, But ne'er a word o' faith in That 's right that day. XVI. In guid time comes an antidote Against sic poison'd nostmm ; For Peebles, frae the water-fit, Ascends the holy rostrum : See, up he 's got the word o' God, An' meek an' mim has view'd it, While Common-sense has taen the road, An' aff, an' up the Cowgate Fast, fast that day. XVII. Wee Miller niest, the guard relieves, An' orthodoxy raibles. The' in his heart he weel believes. An' thinks it auld wives' fables : But faith! the birkie wants a manse : So, cannilie he hums them ; Altho' his carnal wit an' sense Like hafrtins-wise o'ercomes him At times that day. Now butt an' ben the change-house fills, Wi' yill-caup commentators ; Here's crying out for bakes an' gills, An' there the pint-stowp clatters; While thick an' thrang, an' loud an' lang, Wi' logic an' wi' Scripture, They raise a din, that in the end Is like to breed a rupture O' wrath that day. Leeze me on drink! it gies us mair Than either school or college ; It kindles wit, it waukens lear. It pangs us fou o' knowledge : Be "t whisky-gill or penny wheep, Or onie stronger potion, It never fails, on drinkin deep, To kittle up our notion, By night or day. XX. The lads an' lasses, blythely bent To mind baith sauI an' body, Sit round the table, weel content, An' steer al)out the toddy : On this ane's dress, an' that ane's leuk, They're makin observations; While some are cozie i' the neuk. An' formin assignations To meet some day. But now the Lord's ain trumpet touts, Till a' the hills are rairin. And echoes back return the shouts ; Black Russell is na spairin : His piercin words, like Highlan' swords. Divide the joints an' marrow ; His talk o' Hell, whare devils dwell, Our verra 'sauls does harrow ' Wi' fright that day! ADDRESS TO THE DEIL. 13 A vast, unbottom'd, boundless pit, Fiird fou o' lovvin brunstane, Whase ragin flame, an' scorchin heat. Wad melt the hardest whun-stane! The half-asleep start up wi' fear. An' think they hear it roarin ; When presently it does appear, 'T was but some neebor snorin Asleep that day. 'T wad be owre lang a tale to tell, How monie stories past ; An' how they crouded to the yill, When they were a' dismist ; How drink gaed round, in cogs an' caups, Amang the furms an' benches ; An' cheese an' bread, frae women's laps, Was dealt about in lunches. An' dawds that day. In comes a gawsie, gash guidwife, An' sits down by the fire. Syne draws herkebbuck an' her knife ; The lasses they are shyer: The auld guidmen, about the grace, Frae side to side they bother ; Till some ane by his bonnet lays, An' gies them 't, like a tether, Fu' lang that day. Waesucks ! for him that gets nae lass, Or lasses that hae naething! Sma' need has he to say a grace. Or nielvie his braw claithing! O wives, be mindfu', ance yoursel, How bonie lads ye wanted ; An' dinna for a kebbuck-heel Let lasses be affronted On sic a day! Now Clinkumbell, wi' rattlin tow. Begins to jow an' croon ; Some swagger hame the best they dow, Some wait the afternoon. At slaps the billies halt a blink, Till lasses strip their shoon : Wi' faith an' hope, an' love an' drink. They 're a' in famous tune For crack that day. XXVII. How monie hearts this day converts O' sinners and o' lasses! Their hearts o' stane, gin night, are gane As saft as onie flesh is : There 's some are fou o' love divine ; There 's some are fou o' brandy ; An' monie jobs that day begin. May end in houghmagandie Some ither day. ADDRESS TO THE DEIL. O Prince/ O Chief of many throned pow'rs f That led th' embattl'd seraphim to war. — Milton. [Gilbert Burns states that his brother first repeated the " Address to the Deil " in the winter following; the summer of 1784, " while they were going together with carts of coal to the family fire." But it is clear from Burns's letter to Richmond, Feb. 12, 17S6, that Gilbert misdates the poem by a year. The " Address " is in part a good- natured burlesque on Milton's Satan.] O Thou ! whatever title suit thee — Auld Hornie, Satan. Nick, or Clootie — Wha in yon cavern grim an' sootie, Clos'd under hatches, Spairges about the brunstane cootie, To scaud poor wretches ! 14 ADDRESS TO THE DEIL. Hear me, Auld Hangie. for a wee, An' let poor damned bodies be ; I 'm sure sma' pleasure it can gie, Ev'n to a deil. To skelp an' scaud poor dogs like me An' hear us squeel. III. Great is thy pow'r an'' great thy fame ; Far kend an' noted is thy name ; An' tho' yon lowin heugh 's thy hame, Thou travels far ; An' faith ! thou 's neither lag, nor lame, Nor blate, nor scaur. IV. Whyles, ranging like a roarin lion, For prey, a' holes an' corners trying ; Whyles, on the strong-wing'd tempest fiyin, Tirlin the kirks ; Whyles, in the human bosom pryin. Unseen thou lurks. I 've heard my rev'rend graunie say, In lanely glens ye like to stray ; Or, where auld ruin'd castles grey Nod to the moon. Ye fright the nightly wand'rer's way Wi' eldritch croon. When twilight did my graunie sum- mon. To say her pray'rs, douce, honest woman ! Aft yont the dyke she 's heard you bummin, Wi' eerie drone ; Or, rustlin, thro' the boortrees comin, Wi' heavy groan. Ae dreary, windy, winter night. The stars shot down wi' sklenlin light, Wi' you mysel, I gat a fright : Ayont the lough, Ye, like a rash-buss, stood in sight, Wi' waving sugh. The cudgel in my nieve did shake. Each bristl'd hair stood like a stake; When wi' an eldritch, stoor ' quaick, quaick,' Amang the springs, Awa ye squatter'd like a drake, On whistling wings. IX. Let warlocks grim, an' wither'd hags. Tell how wi' you, on ragweed nags. They skim the muirs an' dizzy crags, Wi' wicked speed ; And in kirk-yards renew their leagues, Owre howkit dead. Thence, countra wives, wi' toil an' pain. May plunge an' plunge the kirn in vain ; For O ! the yellow treasure 's taen By witching skill ; An' dawtit, twal-pint, hawkie 's gaen As yell 's the bill. XI. Thence, mystic knots mak great abuse On young guidmen, fond, keen an' croose ; When the best wark-Iume i' the house, By cantraip wit. Is instant made no worth a louse. Just at the bit. XII. When thowes dissolve the snawy hoord. An' float the jinglin icy boord. Then, water-kelpies haunt the foord, By your direction, An' nighted trav'llcrs are allur'd To their destruction. THE DEATH AND DYING WORDS OF POOR MAILIE. 15 XIII. And aft your moss-traversing spunkies Decoy the wight that late an' drunk is : The bleezin, curst, mischievous monkies Delude his eyes, Till in some miry slough he sunk is, Ne'er mair to rise. When Masons' mystic word an' grip In storms an' tempests raise you up. Some cock or cat your rage maun stop, Or, strange to tell ! The youngest brother ye wad whip AfFstraught to hell. Lang syne in Eden's bonie yard. When youthfu' lovers first were pair'd. An' all the soul of love they shar'd, The rapturd hour, Sweet on the fragrant flow'ry swaird, In shady bow'r : XVI. Then you, ye auld, snick-drawing dog ! Ye cam to Paradise incog. An' play'd on man a cursed brogue (Black be your fa'! ), An' gied the infant warld a shog, 'Maist ruin'd a'. D' ye mind that day when in a bizz We' reekit duds, an' reestit gizz. Ye did present your smoutie phiz 'Mang better folk ; An' sklented on the man of Uzz Your spitefu' joke ? An' how ye gat him i' your thrall. An' brak him out o' house an' hal', While scabs an' botches did him gall, Wi' bitter claw ; An' lows'd his ill-tongu'd wicked scaul — Was warst ava ? But a' your doings to rehearse. Your wily snares an' fechtin fierce, Sin' that day Michael did you pierce Down to this time. Wad ding a Lallan tongue, or Erse, In prose or rhyme. An' now, Auld Cloots, I ken ye 're thinkin, A certain Bardie's rantin, drinkin. Some luckless hour will send him lin- kin. To your black Pit ; But, faith! he'll turn a corner jinkin, An' cheat you yet. But fare-you-weel, Auld Nickie-Ben! O, wad ye tak a thought an' men' ! Ye aiblins might — I dinna ken — Still hae a stake : I 'm wae to think upo' yon den, Ev'n for your sake ! THE DEATH AND DYING WORDS OF POOR MAILIE. THE author's only PET YOWE : AN UNCO MOURNFU' TALE. [" ' Poor Mailie," says Lockhart, follow- ing Gilbert Burns, ' was a real personage, though she did not actually die until some time after her last words were written. She had been purchased by Burns in a frolic, and became exceedingly attached to his person,' as the pig loved Sir Walter Scott. Like Scott, Burns was much loved by ani- mals, whom he has made immortal." — Andrew Lang.] As Mailie, an' her lambs thegither. Was ae day nibblin on the tether. Upon her cloot she coost a hitch, i6 POOR MAILIE'S ELEGY. An' owre she warsl'd in the ditch : There, groanin, dying, she did he, When Hughoc he cam doytin by. Wi' glowrin een, an' lifted han's Poor Hughoc hke a statue stan's ; He saw her days were near-hand ended, But, wae 's my heart! he could na mend it ! He gapid wide, but naething spak. At length poor Mailie silence brak : — ' O thou, whase lamentable face Appears to mourn my woefu' case! My dying words attentive hear. An' bear them to my Master dear. ' Tell him, if e'er again he keep As muckle gear as buy a sheep — O, bid him never tie them mair, Wi' wicked strings o' hemp or hair ! But ca' them out to park or hill, An' let them wander at their will : So may his flock increase, an' grow To scores o' lambs, an' packs o' woo' . 'Tell him, he was a Master kin' An' ay was guid to me an' mine ; An' now my dying charge I gie him, My helpless lambs, I trust them wi' him. 'O, bid him save their harmless lives, Frae dogs, an' tods, an' butchers' knives ! But gie them guid cow-milk their fill, Till they be fit to fend themsel ; An' tent them duly, e'en an' morn, Wi' teats o' hay an' ripps o'corn. ' An' may they never learn thegaets. Of ither vile, wanrestfu' pets — To slink thro' slaps, an' reave an' steal. At stacks o' pease, or stocks o' kail ! So may they, like their great forbears, For monie a year come thro' the sheers : So wives will gie them bits o' bread. An' bairns greet for them when they 're dead. 'My poor toop-lamb, my son an' heir, O, bid him breed him up wi' care! An' if he live to be a beast, To pit some havins in his breast! An' warn him — what I winna name — To stay content wi' yovvcs at hame ; An' no to rin an' wear his cloots, Like other menseless, graceless brutes. 'An' niest, my yowie, silly thing ; Gude keep thee frae a tether string! O, may thou ne'er forgather up, Wi' onie blastit, moorland toop ; But ay keep mind to moop an' mell, Wi' sheep o' credit like thysel ! ' And now, my bairns, wi' my last breath, I lea'e my blessin wi' you baith : An' when you think upo' your mither, Mind to be kind to ane anither. ' Now, honest Hughoc, dinna fail, To tell my master a' my tale ; An' bid him burn this cursed tether, An' for thy pains thou'se get my blether.' This said, poor Mailie turn'd her head, An' clos'd her een amangf the dead! POOR MAILIE'S ELEGY. Lament in rhyme, lament in prose, Wi' saut tears tricklin down your nose ; Our Bardie's fate is at a close, Past a' re mead ! The last, sad cape-stane of his woes; Poor Mailie's dead! EPISTLE TO JAMES SMITH.' 17 It 's no the loss of warrs gear, That could sae bitter draw the tear, Or niak our Bardie, dowie, wear The mourning weed : He's lost a friend an' neebor dear In Mailie dead. in. Thro' a' the toun she trotted by him ; A lang half-mile she could descry him ; Wi' kindly bleat, when she did spy him. She ran wi' speed : A friend mair faithfu' ne'er cam nigh him, Than Mailie dead. I wat she was a sheep o' sense, An' could behave hersel wi' mense : I '11 say 't, she never brak a fence. Thro' thievish greed. Our Bardie, lanely, keeps the spence Sin' Mailie's dead. Or, if he wanders up the howe, Her livin image in her yowe Comes bleatin till him, owre the knowe. For bits o' bread ; An' down the briny pearls rowe For Mailie dead. Slie was nae get o' moorlan tips, Wi' tawted ket, an' hairy hips ; For her forbears were brought in ships, Frae 'yont the Tweed : A bonier fleesh ne'er cross'd the clips Than Mailie's dead. Wae worth the man wha first did shape C That vile, wanchancie thing — a rape! It maks guid fellows girn an' gape, Wi' chokin dread ; An' Robin's bonnet wave wi' crape For Mailie dead. O a' ye bards on bonie Doon! An' wha on Ayr your chanters tune! Come, join the melancholious croon O' Robin's reed! His heart will never get aboon! His Mailie's dead! EPISTLE TO JAMES SMITH. Friendship, viysterious cement of the soul I Sweet' Iter of Life, and solder of Society ! I owe thee much — Blair. [The recipient of this epistle was the son of Robert Smith, merchant, Mauchline. He was six years younger than the poet. He removed to Jamaica about 1788, where he died. His sister's " wit " is celebrated in " The Belles of Mauchline." The " Epistle " was probably written early in 1786.] Dear Smith, the slee'st, pawkie thief, That e'er attempted stealth or rief ! Ye surely hae some warlock-breef Owre human hearts ; For ne'er a bosom yet was prief Against your arts. For me, I swear by sun an' moon, And ev"ry star that blinks aboon, Ye've cost me twenty pair o' shoon, Just gaun to see you ; And ev'ry ither pair that 's done, Mair taen I 'm wi' you. III. That auld, capricious carlin. Nature, To mak amends for scrimpit stature. i8 El'lSTLK TO JAMKS SMIIII. She 's turn'd you off, a human-creature On her first plan ; And in her freaks, on ev'ry feature She's wrote the Man. Just now I Ve taen the fit o' rliyme, My Ijarmie noddle 's working prime. My fancy yerkit up sublime, Wi' hasty summon : Hae ye a leisure-moment's time To hear what 's comin ? Some rhyme a neebor's name to lash ; Some rhyme (vain thought!) for need- fu' cash ; Some rhyme to court the countra clash, An' raise a din ; For me, an aim I never fash ; I rhyme for fun. VI. The star that rules my luckless lot, Has fated me the russet coat. An' damn'd my fortune to the groat ; But, in requit, Has blest me with a random-shot O' countra wit. This while my motion 's taen a sklent, To try my fate in guid, black prent ; But still the mair I 'm that way bent, Something cries, ' Hoolie! I red you, honest man, tak tent! Ye '11 shaw your folly : 'There's ither poets, much your betters, Far seen in Greek, deep men o' letters, Hae thought they had ensur'd their debtors, A' future ages ; Now moths deform, in shapeless tatters, Their unknown pages.' IX. Then farewell hopes o' laurel-boughs To garland my poetic brows! Henceforth 1 '11 rove where busy ploughs Are whistling thrang ; An' teach the lanely heights an' howes My rustic sang. I '11 wander on, wi' tentless heed How never-halting moments speed. Till Fate shall snap the brittle thread ; Then, all unknown, I "11 lay me with th' inglorious dead, Forgot and gone! But why o' death begin a tale? Just now we're living sound an' hale ; Then top and maintop crowd the sail. Heave Care o"er-side! And large, before Enjoyment's gale, Let 's tak the tide. XII. This life, sae far's I understand, Is a' enchanted fairy-land. Where Pleasure is the magic-wand. That, wielded right, Maks hours like minutes, hand in hand. Dance by fu' light. The magic-wand then let us wield ; For, ance that five-an'-forty 's speel'd, See, crazy, weary, joyless Eild, Wi' wrinkl'd face. Comes hostin, hirplin owre the field, Wi' creepin pace. EPISTLE TO JAMES SMITH. 19 When ance life's day draws near the gloamin, Then fareweel vacant, careless roamin ; An' fareweel chearfif tankards foamin, An' social noise : An' fareweel dear, deluding Woman, The joy of joys! O Life! how pleasant, in thy morn- ing. Young Fancy's rays the hills adorn- ing! Cold-pausing Caution's lesson scorn- ing. We frisk away, Like school-boys, at th' expected warning. To joy an' play. We wander there, we wander here, We eye the rose upon the brier, Unmindful that the thorn is near, Among the leaves ; And tho' the puny wound appear, Short while it grieves. XVII. Some, lucky, find a flow'ry spot, For which they never toil'd nor swat ; They drink the sweet and eat the fat, But care or pain ; And haply eye the barren hut With high disdain. XVIII. With steady aim, some Fortune chase ; Keen Hope does evVy sinew brace ; Thro' fair, thro' foul, they urge the race. And seize the prey : Then cannie. in some cozie place, They close the day. And others, like your humble servan'. Poor wights ! nae rules nor roads observin. To right or left eternal swervin, Tliey zig-zag on ; Till, curst with age, obscur an' starvin, They aften groan. Alas! what bitter toil an' straining — But truce with peevish, poor com- plaining! Is Fortune's fickle L7iiia waning? E'en let her gang ! Beneath what light she has remain- ing? Let 's sing our sang:. My pen I here fling to the door. And kneel, ye Pow'rs! and warm im- plore, '■ Tho I should wander Terra o'er, In all her climes. Grant me but this, I ask no more, Ay rowth o' rhymes. XXII. ' Gie dreeping roasts to countra lairds, Till icicles hing fi-ae their beards ; Gie fine braw claes to fine life-guards And maids of honor ; And yill an' whisky gie to cairds, Until they sconner. 'A title, Dempster merits it; A garter gie to Willie Pitt ; Gie wealth to some be-ledger'd cit. In cent, per cent. ; But give me real, sterling wit, And I 'm content XXIV. ' While ye are pleas'd to keep me hale, I '11 sit down o'er my scanty meal, A DREAM. BeH water-brose or muslin kail, Wi' cheerfu'' face, As laiig's the Muses dinna fail To say the grace.' An anxious e'e I never throws Behint my lug, or by my nose ; 1 jouk beneath Misfortune's blows As weel 's 1 may ; Sworn foe to sorrow, care, and prose, I rhyme away. XXVI. O ye douce folk that live by rule, Grave, tideless-blooded. calm an' cool, ComiDar'd wi' you — O fool! fool! fool! How much unlike! Your hearts are just a standing pool, Your lives a dyke! Nae hair-brained, sentimental traces In your unlettered, nameless faces! In arioso trills and graces Ye never stray ; ViMi gravissiiiio^ solemn basses Ye hum away. Ye are sae grave, nae doubt ye 're wise ; Nae ferly tho" ye do despise The hairum-scairum, ram-stam boys. The rattling squad : I see ye upward cast your eyes — Ye ken the road! Whilst I — but I shall baud me there, Wi' you I '11 scarce gang onie where — Then, Jamie, I sliall say nae mair. But quat my sang. Content wi' you to mak a pair, Whare'er I gang. A DREAM. Thoughts, words, and deeds, the Statute blames with reason ; But surely Dreams were ne'er indicted Treason. [The leaning to JacoVjitism in this ad- dress displeased some of his loyal patrons, who ol)jected to its retention in the 1787 edition, unless modified. But Burns wrote to Mrs. Dimlop that he was "not very amenable to counsel" in such a matter; and his sentiments once published, he scorned either to withdraw them or to di- lute his expression.] On reading in the public papers, the Laureate's Ode with the other parade of June 4tli, 1786, the Author was no sooner "dropt asleep, than he imagined himself transported to the Birth-day Levee : and, in his dreaming fancy, made the following Address : — GuiD-MORNiN to your Majesty! May Heaven augment your blisses, On ev'ry new birth-day ye see, A humble Poet wishes ! My Hardship here, at your Levee, On sic a day as this is. Is sure an uncouth sight to see, Amang thae birth-day dresses Sae fine this day. I see ye 're complimented thrang, By monie a lord an' lady ; God Saiic tiie King 's a cuckoo sang That 's unco easy said ay : The poets, too, a venal gang, Wi' rhymes weel-turn'd an' ready. Wad gar you trow ye ne'er do wrang, But ay unerring steady. On sic a day. For me! before a Monarch's face, Ev'n there I winna flatter ; For neither pension, post, nor place, Am I your humble debtor : A DREAM. So, nae reflection on your Grace, Your Kino'sliip to bespatter; There 's monie waur been o' the race, And aibhns ane been better Than you this day. IV. 'Tis very true my sovereign King, My skill may weel be doubted ; But facts are chiels that winna ding, And downa be disputed : Your royal nest, beneath your wing, Is e'en right reft and clouted. And now the third part o' the string, An' less, will gang about it Than did ae day. Far be H frae me that I aspire To blame your legislation, Or say, ye wisdom want, or fire To rule this mighty nation : But faith ! I muckle doubt, my sire Ye 've trusted ministration To cliaps wha in a barn or byre Wad better filPd their station, Than courts yon day. VI. And now ye Ve gien auld Britain peace, Her broken shins to plaister; Your sair taxation does her fleece. Till she has scarce a tester : For me, thank God, my life's a lease, Nae bargain wearin faster, Or fciith ! I fear, that, wi' the geese, I shortly boost to pasture r the craft some day. I 'm no mistrusting Willie Pitt, When taxes lie enlarges, (An' Will 's a true guid fallow's get, A name not envy spairges). That he intends to pay your debt, An' lessen a' your charges ; But. God sake! let nae saving fit Abridge your bonie barges An' boats this day. VIII. Adieu, my Liege ! may Freedom geek Beneath your high protection ; An' may ye rax Corruption's neck. And gie her for dissection ! But since I 'm here I 'II no neglect, In loyal, tme affection, To pay your Queen, wi' due respect, My fealty an' subjection This great birth-day. Hail, Majesty most Excellent! While nobles strive to please ye, Will ye accept a compliment, A simple Bardie gies ye? Thae bonie bairntime Heav'n has lent, Still higher may they heeze ye In bliss, till Fate some day is sent. For ever to release ye Frae care that day. For 3-0U, young Potentate o' Wales, I tell your Highness fairly, Down Pleasure's stream, wi' swelling sails, I 'm tauld ye 're driving rarely ; But some day you may gnaw your nails, An' curse your folly sairly. That e'er ye brak Diana's pales, Or rattl'd dice wi' Charlie By night or day. XI. Yet aft a ragged cowte 's been known, To mak a noble aiver ; So, ye may doucely fill a throne. For a' their clish-ma-claver : There, him at Agincourt wha shone, Few better were or braver ; THE VISION. And yet, wi' funny, queer Sir John, He was an unco shaver For monie a day. XII. For you, right revVend Osnaburg, Nane sets the lawn-sleeve sweeter, Altho' a ribban at your lug Wad been a dress completer: x\.s ye disown yon paughty dog. That bears the keys of Peter, Then Swith! an' get a wife to hug, Or trowth, yeUl stain the mitre Some luckless day! Young, royal Tary-breeks, I learn, Ye've lately come athwart her — A glorious galley, stem an' stern Weel rigg'd for Venus' barter ; But first hang out that she '11 discern Your hymeneal charter ; Then heave aboard your grapple-airn. An', large upon her quarter, Come full that day. Ye, lastly, bonie blossoms a'. Ye royal lasses dainty, Heav'n mak you guid as weel as braw. An' gie you lads a-plenty! But sneer na British boys awa! For king are unco scant ay, An' German gentles are but sma' : They 're better just than want ay On onie day. God bless you a' ! consider now, Ye 're unco muckle dautet ; But ere the course o' life be through, It may be bitter sautet : An' I hae seen their coggie fou. That yet hae tarrow't at it ; But or the day was done, I trow, The laggen they hae clautet Fu' clean that day. THE VISION. [The division into "Duans" was bor- rowed from Ossian, — " Duan," a term of Ossiun's for the different divisions of a digressive ]3oeni. Fourteen stanzas of this poem as originally composed were withheld by liiuns from publication, and were first printrd {1852) in Chambers's edition from the Stair MS., then in the possession of Mr. Dick of Irvine. In all likelihood the published stanzas were revised for the Kil- marnock volume, the others remaining un- touched.] DUAN FIRST. The sun had clos'd the winter day, The curlers quat their roaring play, And hunger'd maukin taen her way, To kail-yards green, While faithless snaws ilk step betray Whare she has been. The thresher's weary flingin-tree, The lee-lang day had tired me ; And when the day had clos'd his e'e Far i' the west, Ben i' the spence, right pensivelie, I 2:aed to rest. There, lanely by the ingle-cheek, I sat and ey'd the spewing reek. That fill'd, wi' hoast-provoking smeek, Tlie auld clay biggin ; An' heard the restless rattons squeak About the rijrsin. All in this mottie, inisty clime, I backward mus'd on wasted time : How I had spent my youthfu' prime, An' done naetliing, But stringing blethers up in rhyme, For fools to sing. THE VISION. 23 Had I to guid advice but harkit, I might, by tliis, hae led a market, Or strutted in a bank and ckirkit My cash-account : While here, half-mad, half-fed, half- sarkit, Is a' th' amount. I started, mutt'ring ' Blockhead ! coof ! ' An' heav'd on high my waukit loof, To swear by a' yon starry roof, Or some rash aith. That I henceforth would be rhyme- proof Till my last breath — When click! the string the snick did draw ; And jee! the door gaed to the wa' ; And by my ingle-Iowe I saw, Now bleezin bright, A tight, outlandish hizzie, braw. Come full in sight. Ye need na doubt, I held my whisht ; The infant aith, half-form'd, was crusht ; I glowr'd as eerie's I 'd been dusht. In some wild glen ; When sweet, like modest Worth, she blusht. And stepped ben. IX. Green, slender, leaf-clad holly-boughs Were twisted, gracefu', round her brows ; I took her for some Scottish Muse, By that same token ; And come to stop those reckless vows, Would soon been broken. A ' hair-brain'd, sentimental trace ' Was strongly marked in her face; A wildly-witty, rustic grace Shone full upon her ; Her eye, ev'n turnxl on empty space, Beam'd keen with honor. XI. Down flowed her robe, a tartan sheen, Till half a leg was scrimply seen; And such a leg ! my bonie Jean Could only peer it ; Sae straught, sae taper, tight an' clean Nana else came near it. XII. Her mantle large, of greenish hue. My gazing wonder chiefly drew ; Deep lights and shades, bold-min- gling, threw A lustre grand ; And seem'd, to my astonishVl view, A well-known land. Here, rivers in the sea were lost ; There, mountains to the skies were toss't ; Here, tumbling billows mark'd the coast With surging foam ; There, distant shone Art's lofty boast, The lordly dome. Here, Doon pour'd down his far- fetched floods ; There, well-fed Irwine stately thuds : Auld hermit Ayr staw thro' his woods, On to the shore ; And many a lesser torrent scuds With seeming roar. XV. Low, in a sandy valley spread. An ancient borough rear'd her head ; 24 THE VISION. Still, as in Scottish story read, She boasts a race To ev'ry nobler virtue bred. And polish'd grace. I5y stately tow'r. or palace fair. Or ruins ])endent in the air, Bold stems of heroes, here and there, I could discern ; Some seem'd to muse, some seem'd to dare. With feature stern. XVII. My heart did glowing transport feel. To see a race heroic wheel. And brandish round the deep-dyed steel In sturdy blows ; While, back-recoiling, seem'd to reel, Their suthron foes. His Country's Saviour, mark him well! Bold Richardton's heroic swell ; The chief, on Sark who glorious fell In high command ; And he whom ruthless fates expel His native land. There, where a sceptr'd Pictish shade Stalk'd round his ashes lowly laid, I mark'd a martial race, pourtray'd In colours strong : Bold, soldier-featur'd, undismayed, They strode along. Thro' many a wild, romantic grove. Near many a hermit-fancied cove (Fit haunts for friendship or for love In musing mood). An aged Judge, 1 saw him rove. Dispensing good. With deep-struck, reverential awe, Tlie learned Sire and Son I saw: To Nature's dod, and Nature's law, They gave their lore ; This, all its source and end to draw. That, to adore. XXII. Brydon's brave ward I well could spy. Beneath old Scotia's smiling eye; Who call'd on Fame, low standing by. To hand him on. Where many a patriot-name on high, And hero shone. DUAN SECOND. I. With musing-deep, astonish'd stare, I view'd the heavenly-seeming Fair ; A whisp'ring tlirob did witness bear Of kindred sweet. When with an elder sister's air She did me greet. All hail ! my own inspired Bard ! In me thy native Muse regard ! Nor longer mourn thy fate is hard, Thus poorly low! I come to give thee such reward. As we bestow. * Know, the great genius of this land Has many a light aerial band. Who, all beneath his high command. Harmoniously, As arts or arms they understand. Their labors ply. ' They Scotia's race among them share : Some fire ihe soldier on to dare ; THE VISION. 25 Some rouse the patriot up to bare Corruption's heart ; Some teach the bard — a darling care — The tuneful art. ' 'Mong swelling floods of reeking gore, They, ardent, kindling spirits pour ; Or, 'mid the venal Senate's roar, They, sightless, stand, To mend the honest patriot-lore, And grace the hand. ' And when the bard, or hoary sage, Charm or instruct the future age. They bind the wild poetic rage In energy ; Or point the inconclusive page Full on the eye. 'Hence, Fullarton, the brave and young ; Hence, Dempster's zeal-inspired tongue ; Hence, sweet, harmonious Beattie sung His Minstrel lays. Or tore, with noble ardour stung. The sceptic's bays. VIII. ' To lower orders are assign'd The humbler ranks of human-kind, The rustic bard, the laboring hind, The artisan ; All chuse, as various they 're inclin'd. The various man. ' When yellow waves the heavy grain. The threat'ning storm some strongly rein, Some teach to meliorate the plain, With tillage-skill ; And some instruct the shepherd-train, Blythe o'er the hill. ' Some hint the lover's harmless wile ; Some grace the maiden's artless smile ; Some soothe the laborer's weary toil For humble gains. And make his cottage-scenes beguile His cares and pains. XI. ' Some, bounded to a district-space, Explore at large man's infant race. To mark the embryotic trace Of rustic bard ; And careful note each opening grace, A guide and guard. '■ Of these am I — Coila my name : And this district as mine I claim. Where once the Campbells, chiefs of fame. Held niling pow'r : I mark'd thy embryo-tuneful flame, Thy natal hour. '■ With future hope I oft would gaze. Fond, on thy little early ways : Thy rudely caroll'd, chiming phrase. In uncouth rhymes ; Fir'd at the simple, artless lays Of other times. I saw thee seek the sounding shore. Delighted with the dashing roar; Or when the North his fleecy store Drove thro' the sky, I saw grim Nature's visage hoar Struck thy young eye. 26 THE VISION. ' Or when the deep green-mantled earth Warm cherished ev'ry floweret's birth, And joy and music pouring forth In ev'ry grove ; I saw thee eye the general mirth With boundless love. * When ripen'd fields and azure skies Caird forth the reaper's rustling noise, I saw thee leave their ev'ning joys, And lonely stalk, To vent thy bosom's swelling rise, In pensive walk. ' When youthful Love, warm-blushing, strong. Keen-shivering, shot thy nerves along, Those accents grateful to thy tongue, Th' adored Na/nc, I taught thee how to pour in song To soothe thy flame. ' I saw thy pulse's maddening play, Wild-send thee Pleasure's devious way, Misled by Fancy's meteor-ray. By passion driven ; But yet the light that led astray Was light from Heaven. [The following are the suppressed stanzas. After the i8th of Duan i. : — ] ^With secret throes I marked that earth, That cottage, witness of my birth ; And near I saw, bold issuing forth In youthful pride, A Lindsay race of noble worth. Famed far and wide. ' Where, hid behind a spreading wood. An ancient Pict-built mansion stood. I spied, among an angel brood, A female fair ; Sweet shone their high maternal blood And fathers' air. ' An ancient tower to memory brought How Dettingen's bold hero fought; Still, far from sinking into nought, It owns a lord Who far in western climates fought, With trusty sword. 'Among the rest I well could spy One gallant, graceful, martial boy, The soldier sparkled in his eye, A diamond water ; I blest that noble badge with joy That owned mQfrater. XIX. *■ I taught thy manners-painting strains The loves, the ways of simple swains, Till now, o'er all my wide domains Thy fame extends ; And some, the pride of Coila's plains, Become thy friends. ' Thou canst not learn, nor can I show, To paint with Thomson's landscape glow ; Or wake the bosom-melting throe With Shenstone's art ; Or pour, with Gray, the moving flow Warm on the heart. [After the 20th stanza of the text : — ] ' Near by arose a mansion fine, The seat of many a muse divine ; Not rustic muses such as mine. With holly crown'd, But th' ancient, tuneful, laurell'd Nine, From classic ground. I mourn'd the card that Fortune dealt, To see where bonie Whitefoords dwelt ; THE VISION. 27 But other prospects made me melt : That village near ; There Nature, Friendship, Love, I felt, Fond-mingling dear! ^Hail! Nature's pang, more strong than death ! Warm Friendship's glow, like kindling wrath! Love, dearer than the parting breath Of dying friend! Not ev'n with life's wild devious path. Your force shall end! ' The PowV that gave the soft alarms In ijlooming Whiteford^s rosy charms. Still threats the tiny, feathered arnTS, The barbed dart, While lovely Wilhelminia warms The coldest heart.' ' Yet, all beneath th' unrivall'd rose, The lowly daisy sweetly blows ; Tho' large the forest's monarch throws His army-shade. Yet green the juicy hawthorn grows Adown the glade. [After the 21st stanza of the text : — ] 'Where Lugar leaves his moorland plaid. Where lately Want was idly laid, I marked busy, bustling Trade, In fervid flame. Beneath a Patroness's aid. Of noble name. 'WiM, countless hills I could survey, And countless flocks as wild as they ; But other scenes did charms display, That better please. Where polish'd manners dwell with Gray, In rural ease. ' Where Cessnock pours with gurgling sound ; And Irwine, marking out the bound, Enamour'd of the scenes around, Slow runs his race, A name I doubly honor'd found, With knightly grace. ' Brydone's brave ward, I saw him stand. Fame humbly offering her hand, And near, his kinsman's rustic band, With one accord, Lamenting their late blessed land Must change its lord. ' The owner of a pleasant spot, Near sandy wilds, I last did note ; A heart too warm, a pulse too hot At times, o'erran ; But large in ev'ry feature wrote, Appear'd the Man.' ' Then never murmur nor repine ; Strive in thy humble sphere to shine ; And trust me, not Potosi's mine, Nor king's regard, Can give a bliss o'ermatching thine, A rustic Bard. 'To give my counsels all in one : Thy tuneful flame still careful fan ; Preserve the dignity of Man, With soul erect; And trust the Universal Plan Will all protect. 'And wear thou ////s' — She solemn said. And bound the holly round my head : The polish'd leaves and berries red Did rustling play; And, like a passing thought, she fled In light away. 28 HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN.^ Ves ! let the rich deride, the proud disdain, The simple pleasures of the lowly train : To me more dear, congenial to my heart. One native charm, than all the gloss of art. — Goldsmith. [" The following Poem will by many readers he well enough understood; but for the sake of those who are unacquainted with the manners and traditions of the country where the scene is cast, notes arc added to give some account of the principal charms and spells of that night, so big with prophecy to the peasantry in the west of Scotland. The passion of prying into futu- rity makes a striking part of the history of human nature, in its rude state, in all ages and nations; and it maybe some entertain- ment to a philosophic mind if any such should honor the author with a perusal, to see the remains of it, among the more un- enlightened in our own" (R. B.). See Notes.] Upon that night, when fairies light On Cassilis Downans ' dance, Or owre the lays, in splendid blaze, On spriglitly coursers prance ; Or for Colean the route is taen, Beneath the nioon's pale beams ; There, up the Cove,-^ to stray and rove, Amang the rocks and streams To sport that night : Amang the bonie winding banks, Where Doon rins, winiplin, clear ; Where Bruce * ance ruled the martial ranks, An' shook his Carrick spear; Some merry, friendly, country-folks Together did convene, To burn their nits, an' pou their stocks, An' hand their Halloween Fu' blythe that night. The lasses feat an' cleanly neat, Mair braw than when they 're fine ; Their faces blythe fu' sweetly kythe Hearts leal, an' warm, an' kin' : Tlie lads sae trig, wi' wooer-babs Weel-knotted on their garten; Some unco blate, an' some wi' gabs Gar lasses' hearts gang startin Whyles fast at night. IV. Then, first an' foremost, thro' the kail, Their stocks^ maun a' be sought ance; They steek their een, an' grape an' wale For muckle anes, an' straught anes. Poor hav'rel Will fell affthe drift. An' wandered thro' the bow-kail, An' pow't, for want o' better shift, A runt, was like a sow-tail, Sae bow't that night. Then, straught or crooked, yird or nane. They roar an' cry a' throu'ther ; The vera wee-things, toddlin, rin Wi' stocks out-owre their shouther : An' gif the custock 's sweet or sour, Wi' joctelegs they taste them ; Syne coziely, aboon the door, Wi' cannie care, they've plac'd them To lie that night. The lasses staw frae 'niang them a', To pou their stalks o' corn ; ^ But Rab slips out, an' jinks about, Behint the muckle thorn : He grippet Nelly hard an' fast ; Loud skirl'd a' the lasses ; But her tap-pickle maist was lost. Whan kiutlin in the fause-house '' Wi' him that night. VII. The auld guid-wife's weel-hoordet nits ** HALLOWEEN. 29 Are round an'' round divided, An' nionic lads' an' lasses' fates Are there tliat night decided : . Some kindle couthie, side by side, An' l^urn thegither trimly : Some start awa wi' saucy pride, An' jump out-owre the chimlie Fu' hiirh that night. Jean slips in twa, wi' tentie e'e ; Wha 't was, she wadna tell ; I!ut this is/(>ci\ an' this is we, She says in to herself: He bleez'd owre her, an' she owre him, As they wad never mair part ; Till tuff! he started up the lum, And Jean had e'en a sair heart To see 't that night. Poor Willie, wi' his bow-kail nmt, Was burnt wi' primsie Mallie ; An' Mary, nae doubt, took the drunt. To be compar'd to Willie : Mall's nit lap out, wi' pridefu' fling. An' her ain fit, it burnt it ; While Willie lap, an' swoor by jing, 'T was just the way he wanted To be that night. Nell had the fause-house in her min', She pits hersel an' Rob in ; In loving bleeze they sweetly join. Till white in ase they 're sobbin : Nell's heart was dancing at the view ; She whisper'd Rob to leak for 't : Rob, stownlins, prie'd her bonie mou, Fu' cozie in the neuk for't, Unseen that nitjht. But Merran sat behint their backs, Her thoughts on Andrew Bell ; She lea'es them gashing at their cracks. An' slips out by hersel : She thro' the yard the nearest taks. An' to the kiln she goes then. An' darklins grapit for the banks, And in the blue-clue^ throws then, Right fear't that night. An' ay she win't, an' ay she swat I wat she made nae jaukin ; Till something held within the pat, Guid Lord! but she was quakin! But whether 't was the Deil himsel, Or whether 't was a bauk-en', Or whether it was Andrew Bell, She did na wait on talkin To spier that night. Wee Jenny to her grannie says, ' Will ye go wi' me, grannie? I '11 eat the apple^° at the glass, I gat frae uncle Johiiie' : She fufif't her pipe wi' sic a lunt, In wrath she was sae vap'rin, She notic't na an aizle brunt Her braw, new, worset apron Out thro' that night. ' Ye little skelpie-limmer's-face ! I daur ye try sic sportin. As seek the Foul Thief onie place, For him to spae your fortune : Nae doubt but ye may get a sight ! Great cause ye hae to fear it ; For monie a ane has gotten a fright, An' liv'd an' died deleeret, On sic a night. ' Ae hairst afore the Sherra-moor, I mind 't as weel 's yestreen — I was a gilpey then, I 'm sure I was na past fyfteen : The simmer had been cauld an' wat, An' stuff was unco green ; An' ay a rantin kirn we gat, An' just on Halloween It fell that night. 30 HALLOWEEN. 'Our stibble-rig was Rab M'Graen, A clever, sturdy fallow ; His sin gat Eppie Sim wi' wean. That lived in Achmacballa : He gat hemp-seed,!^ I mind it weel, An' he made unco light o \ ; But monie a day was by himsel, He was sae sairly frighted That vera night.' XVII. Then up gat fechtin Jamie Fleck, An' he swoor by his conscience, That he could saw hemp-seed a peck ; For it was a' but nonsense : The auld guidman raught down the pock, An' out a handfa' gied him ; Syne bad him slip frae 'mang the folk, Sometime when nae ane see'dhim. An' try't that night. He marches thro' amang the stacks, Tho' he was something sturtin ; The graip he for a harrow taks. And haurls at his curpin ; And ev'ry now and then, he says, 'Hemp-seed I saw thee. An' her that is to be my lass Come after me, an' draw thee As fast this night.' He whisti'd up Lord Lcitox' March, To keep his courage cheery ; Altho' his hair began to arch. He was sae fley'd an' eerie ; Till presently he hears a squeak. An' then a grane an' gruntle ; He by his shouther gae a keek. An' tumbl'd wi' a wintle Out-owre that night. He roar'd a horrid murder-shout. In dreadfu' desperation ! An' young an' auld come rinnin out, An' hear the sad narration : He swoor 'twas hilchin Jean M'Craw, Or crouchie Merran Humphie — Till stop I she trotted thro' them a' An' wha was it but grumphie Asteer that night ? Meg fain wad to the barn gaen. To winn three wechts o' naeth- .ing;i2 But for to meet the Deil her lane, She pat but little faith in : She gies the herd a pickle nits. An' twa red-cheekit apples. To watch, while for the barn she sets, In hopes to see Tam Kipples That vera night. xxir. She turns the key wi' cannie thraw, An' owre the threshold ventures ; But first on Sawnie gies a ca'. Syne bauldly, in she enters : A ratton rattl'd up the wa'. An' she cry'd, L — d preserve her! An' ran thro' midden-hole an' a'. An' pray'd wi' zeal and fervour Fu' fast that night. XXIII. They hoy't out Will, wi' sair advice ; They hecht him some fine braw ane ; It chanc'd the stack he faddom't thrice, ^^ Was timmer-propt for thrawin : He taks a swirlie. auld moss-oak For some black gruesome carlin ; An' loot a winze, an' drew a stroke. Till skin in blypes cam haurlin Art's nieves that night- XXIV. A wanton widow Leezie was, As cantie as a kittlin ; But ocli ! that night, amang the shaws, She gat a fearfu' settlin! NEW-YEAR MORNING SALUTATION. 31 She thro' the whins, and by the cairn, An' owre the hill gaed scrievin ; Whare three lairds' lands met at a burn,!^ To dip her left sark-sleeve in Was bent that night. Whyles owre a linn the burnie plays, As thro' the glen it wimpl't ; Whyles round a rocky scaur it strays, Whyles in a wiel it dimpPt ; Whyles glitter'd to the nightly rays, Wi' bickerin, dancin dazzle ; Whyles cookit underneath the braes, Below the spreading hazel Unseen that night. Amang the brachens, on the brae, Between her an' the moon, The Deil, or else an outler quey, Gat up an' gae a croon : Poor Leezie's heart maist lap the hool ; Near lav'rock-height she jumpit, But mist a fit. an' in the pool Out-owre the lugs she plumpit Wi' a plunge that night. In order, on the clean hearth-stane. The luggies three ^^ are ranged ; And ev'ry time great care is taen To see them duly changed : Auld uncle John, wha wedlock's joys Sin Mar's-year did desire, Because he gat the toom dish thrice, He heav'd them on the fire In wrath that niglit. Wi' merry sangs, an' friendly cracks, I wat they did na weary ; And unco tales, an' funnie jokes — Their sports were cheap an' cheery : Till butter'd sow'ns,^^ wi' fragrant lunt. Set a' their gabs a-steerin ; Syne, wi' a social glass o' strunt, They parted aff careerin Fu' blythe that night. THE AULD FARMER'S NEW- YEAR MORNING SALUTA- TION TO HIS AULD MARE, MAGGIE. ON GIVING HER THE ACCUSTOMED RIPP OF CORN TO HANSEL IN THE NEW-YEAR. [This poem was probably composed about the beginning of the year 1786. It illustrates Burns's warm love for animals.] A GuiD New-Year I wish thee, Mag- gie ! Hae, there 's a ripp to thy auld bag- cie ■ Tho' thou 's howe-backit now, an' knaggie, I 've seen the day Thou could hae gaen like onie staggie, Out-owre the lay. Tho' now thou 's dowie, stiff, an' crazy. An' thy auld hide as white 's a daisie, I 've seen thee dappl't, sleek an' glaizie, A bonie gray : He should been tight that daur't to raise thee, Ance in a day. III. Thou ance was i' the foremost rank, A filly buirdly, steeve, an' swank ; An' set weel down a shapely shank As e'er tread yird ; 32 NEW-VEAR MORMNG SALUTATION. An' could hae flown out-owre a stank Like onie bird. It 's now some nine-an'-tvventy year Sill' thou was my guid-father's meere ; He gied me thee, o' toclier clear, An' fifty mark ; Tho, it was sma\ 't was weel-won gear, An' thou was stark. When first I gaed to woo my Jenny, Ye tlien was trottin wi' your minnie : Tho' ye was trickie, slee, an' funnie, Ye ne'er was donsie ; But hamely, tawie, quiet, an' cannie, An' unco sonsie. VI. That day, ye pranc'd wi' muckle pride. When ye bure hame my bonie bride : An' sweet an' gracefu' she did ride, Wi' maiden air ! Kyle-Stewart I could bragged wide. For sic a pair. Tho' now ye dow but hoyte and hob- ble. An' wintle like a saumont-coble. That day, ye was a jinker noble. For heels an' win' ! An' ran them till they a' did wauble. Far, far behin' ! VIII. When thou an' I were young and skiegh. An' stable-meals at fairs were driegh, How thou wad prance, an' snore, an' skriegh, An' tak the road ! Town's-bodics ran, an' stood abiegh. An' ca't thee mad. When thou was corn't, an' I was mel- low, We took the road ay like a swallow: At brooses thou had ne'er a fellow, For pith an' speed ; But ev'ry tail thou pay't them hollow, Whare'er thou gaed. The sma', droop-rumpl't, hunter cattle Might aiblins waur't thee for a brattle ; But sax Scotch miles thou try't their mettle, An' gar't them whaizle : Nae whip nor spur, but just a wattle O' sauffh or hazle. Thou was a noble fittie-lan', As e'er in tug or tow was drawn Aft thee an' I, in aught hours' gaun, On guid Alarch-weather, Hae turn'd sax rood beside our han' For days thegither. Thou never braing't, an' fetch't, an' fliskit ; But thy auld tail thou wad hae whiskit. An' spread abreed thy weel-fill'd brisket, Wi' pith an' pow'r ; Till sprittie knowes wad rair't, an' riskit. An' slypet owre. When frosts lay lang, an' snaws were deep, An' threaten'd labour back to keep, I gied thy cog a wee bit heap Aboon the timmer : I ken'd my Maggie wad na sleep For that, or simmer. THE COTTER'S SATURDAY NIGHT. 33 In cart or car thou never reestit ; The steyest brae thou wad liae fac't it ; Thou never hip, an' sten't, an' breastit, Then stood to bhiw ; But just thy step a wee thing hastit, Thou snoov't avva. My pleugh is now thy bairntime a', Four gallant brutes as e'er did draw ; Forbye sax niae 1 've sell't awa, That thou hast nurst : They drew me thretteen pund an' twa, The vera warst. Monie a sair darg we twa hae wrought, An' wi' the weary warl' fought ! An' monie an anxious day 1 thought We wad be beat ! Yet here to crazy age we 're brought, Wi' something yet. XVII. An' think na, my auld trusty ser- van', That now perhaps thou 's less de- servin, An' thy auld days may end in starvin ; For my last fow, A heapet stimpart, I '11 reserve ane Laid by for you. We 've worn to crazy years the- gither ; We '11 toyte about wi' ane anither ; Wi' tentie care I '11 flit thy tether To some hain'd rig, Whare ye may nobly rax your leather Wi' sma" fatigue. THE COTTER'S SATURDAY NIGHT. INSCRIBED TO R. AIKEN, ESQ. Let not Ambition mock their useful toil. Their homely joys, and destiny obscure ; A'or Grandeur hear, with a disdainful smile. The short and simple annals of the poor. — Gray. [" The poem is as manifestly based on Feigusson's ' Farmer's Ingle,' as is ' Hal- loween ' on his ' Hallow Fair.' But Fergus- son is practically obsolete and forgotten, eclipsed among his own people by the most generous of his admirers. Burns's verse is original in its vein of piety, and Family Prayers are unrecorded by the earlier poet, who spares, moreover, the lordling, scathed, as usual, by Burns."— Andrew Lang. See Notes.] I. My lov'd, my honor'd, much respected friend ! No mercenary bard his homage pays ; With honest pride, I scorn each self- ish end. My dearest meed, a friend's esteem and praise : To you I sing, in simple Scottish lays, The lowly train in life's sequester'd scene ; The native feelings strong, the guileless ways ; What Aiken in a cottage would have been ; Ah ! tho' his worth unknown, far happier there I ween ! November chill blaws loud wi' angry sugh; The short'ning winter-day is near a close ; The miry beasts retreating frae the pleugh ; The hlack'ning trains o' craws to their repose : 34 THE COrrKR'S SATURDAY NIGHT. The toil-worn Cotter frae his labor goes — This night his weekly moil is at an end, Collects his spades, his mattocks, and his hoes, Hoping the morn in ease and rest to spend, And weary, o'er the moor, his course does hameward bend. At length his lonely cot appears in view. Beneath the shelter of an aged tree ; Th' expectant wee-things, toddlin, stacher through To meet their dad, wi' flichterin' noise and glee. His wee bit ingle, blinkin bonilie. His clean hearth-stane, his thrifty wilie's smile, The lisping infant, prattling on his knee. Does a' his weary kiaugh and care beguile. And makes him quite forget his labor and his toil. Belyve, the elder bairns come drap- ping in. At service out, amang the farmers roun' ; Some ca' the pleugh, some herd, some tentie rin A cannie errand to a neebor town : Their eldest hope, their Jenny, woman grown. In youthfu' bloom, love sparkling in her e'e, Comes hame ; perhaps, to shew a braw new gown. Or deposite her sair-won penny-fee. To help her parents dear, if they in hardship be. Witli joy unfeign"d, brotlicrs and sis- ters meet. And each for other's weelfare kindly spiers : The social hours, swift-wing'd, un- notic'd fleet ; Each tells the uncos that he sees or liears. Tlie parents partial eye their hope- ful years ; Anticipation forward points the view ; The mother, wi' her needle and her sheers. Gars auld claes look amaist as weel 's the new ; The father mixes a' wi' admonition due. Their master's and their mistress's command The younkers a' are warned to obey ; And mind their labors wi' an eydent hand. And ne'er, tho' out o' sight, to jauk or play : 'And O ! be .sure to fear the Lord alway, And mind your duty, duly, morn and night ; Lest in temptation's path ye gang astray. Implore His counsel and assisting might : They never sought in vain that sought the Lord aright.' But hark ! a rap comes gently to the door ; Jenny, wha kens the meaning o' the same, Tells how a neebor lad came o'er the moor. To do some errands, and convoy her hame. The wily mother sees the conscious flame THE COTTER'S SATURDAY NIGHT. 35 Sparkle in Jenny's e'e, and flush her cheek ; With heart-struck anxious care, en- quires his name. While Jenny halliins is afraid to speak ; Weel-pleas'd the mother hears, it 's nae wild, worthless rake. With kindly welcome, Jenny brings him ben ; A strappin' youth, he takes the mother's e\e ; Blythe Jenny sees the visit's no ill taer»; The father cracks of horses, pleughs, and kye. The youngster's artless heart o'er- flows wi' joy. But blate and laithfu', scarce can weel behave ; The mother, wi' a woman's wiles, can spy What makes the youth sae bashfu' and sae grave ; Weel-pleas'd to think her bairn's respected like the lave. happy love! where love like this is found : O heart-felt raptures ! bliss beyond compare ! 1 've paced much this weary, mortal round, 'And sage experience bids me this declare : — ' If Heaven a draught of heavenly pleasure spare. One cordial in this melancholy vale, 'Tis when a youthful, loving, mod- est pair, In other's arms, breathe out the tender tale Beneath the milk-white thorn that Is there, in human form, that bears a heart, A wretch ! a villain ! lost to love and truth ! That can, with studied, sly, ensnaring art. Betray sweet Jenny's unsuspecting youth ? Curse on his perjur'd arts! dissem- bling, smooth ! Are honor, virtue, conscience, all exil'd ? Is there no pity, no relenting rath. Points to the parents fondling o'er their child? Then paints the ruin'd maid, and their distraction wild ? But now the supper crowns their simple board, The healsome parritch, chief o' Scotia's food ; The soupe their only hawkie does afford, That, 'yont the hallan snugly chows her cood ; The dame brings forth, in compli- mental mood, To grace the lad, her, weel-hain'd kebbuck, fell ; And aft he's prest, and aft he ca's it guid ; The frugal wifie, garrulous, will tell, How 'twas a towraond auld, sin' lint was i' the bell. The chearfu' supper done, wi' serious face. They, round the ingle, form a circle wide ; The sire turns o'er, wi' patriarchal grace. The big ha'-Bible, ance his father's pride. 36 THE COrrER'S SATURDAY NIGHT. His bonnet revVently is laid aside. His lyart haflfets wearing thin and bare; Tliose strains that once did sweet in Zion glide, He wales a portion witli judicious care, And ' Let us worship God ! ' he says, with solemn air. xin. They chant their artless notes in simple guise, Thev tune their hearts, by far the noblest aim ; Perhaps Dundee's wild-warbling meas- ures rise, Or plaintive Martyrs, worthy of the name ; Or noble Eli^in beets the heaven- ward flame, The sweetest far of Scotia's holy lays : Compared with these, Italian trills are tame ; The tickl'd ears no heart-felt raptures raise ; Nae unison hae they, with our Crea- tor's praise. The priest-like father reads the sacred page, How Abram was the friend of God on high ; Or, Moses bade eternal warfare wage With Amalek's ungracious prog- eny ; Or, how the royal Bard did groan- ing lie Beneath the stroke of Heaven's avenging ire; Or Job's pathetic plaint, and wail- ing cry ; Or rapt Isaiah's wild, seraphic fire ; Or other holy Seers that tune the sacred lyre. Perhaps the Christian volume is the theme : How guiltless blood for guilty man was shed ; How He, who bore in Heaven the second name, Had not on earth whereon to lay H is head ; How His first followers and ser- vants sped ; The precepts sage they wrote to many a land : How he, who lone in Patmos ban- ished, Saw in the sun a mighty angel stand, And heard great Bab'lon's dc^m pro- nounc'd by Heaven's command. XVI. Then kneeling down to Heaven's Eternal King, The saint, the fiither, and the hus- band prays : Hope ' springs exulting on triumphant wing,' That thus they all shall meet in future days. There, ever bask in uncreated rays, No more to sigh or shed the bitter tear, • Together hymning their Creator's praise. In such society, yet still more dear; While circling Time moves round in an eternal sphere. Compar'd with this, how poor Reli- gion's pride. In all the pomp of method, and of art ; When men display to congregations wide Devotion's ev'ry grace, except the heart The Power, incens'd, the pageant will desert, TO A MOUSE. 37 Tlie pompous strain, the sacerdotal stole : But haply, in some cottage far apart. May hear, well-pleas'd, the language of the soul. And in His Book of Life the inmates poor enroll. Then homeward all take oft' their sev'ral way ; The youngling cottagers retire to rest : The parent-pair their secret homage pay. And proffer up to Heaven the warm request, That He who stills the raven's clam'rous nest, And decks the lily fair in flow'ry pride, Would, in the way His wisdom sees the best. For them and for their little ones provide ; But, chiefly, in their hearts with Grace Divine preside. XIX. From scenes like these, old Scotia's grandeur springs. That makes her lov'd at home, rever'd abroad : Princes and lords are but the breath of kings, ' An honest man 's the noblest work ,' of God ' ; And certes, in fair Virtue's heavenly' road. The cottage leaves the palace far be- hind ; What is a lordling's pomp ? a cum- brous load. Disguising oft tlie wretch of human kind, Studied in arts of Hell, in wickedness refin'd ! O Scotia ! my dear, my native soil ! For whom my warmest wish to Heaven is sent ! Long may thy hardy sons of rustic toil Be blest with health, and peace, and sweet content ! And O ! may Heaven their simple lives prevent From Luxury's contagion, weak and vile ! Then, howe'er crowns and coronets be rent, A virtuous populace may rise the while. And stand a wall of fire around their much-lov'd Isle. O Thou ! who pour'd the patriotic tide, That stream'd thro' Wallace's un- daunted heart, Who dar'd to, nobly, stem tyrannic pride. Or nobly die, the second glorious part : (The patriot's God. peculiarly Thou art. His friend, inspirer, guardian, and reward !) O never, never Scotia's realm de- sert ; But still the patriot, and the patriot- bard In bright succession raise, her orna- ment and guard ! TO A MOUSE. ON TURNING HER UP IN HER NEST WITH THE PLOUGH, NOVEMBER 1785. [Gilbert Burns testifies that the verses to the " Mouse " were suggested by the inci- 38 EPISTLE TO DAVIE, A ]iR(JlIli:K I'OET. dent in the heading of the poem, and com- posed while the author was holding the plough.] Wee, sleekit, cowrin, timVous l)eastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie ! Thou need na start awa sae hasty Wi' bickering brattle! I wad be hiitii to rin an' chase thee, Wi' murdering pattle ! II. I 'ill truly sorry man's dominion Has broken Nature's social union, An' justilies that ill opinion Wliich makes thee startle At me, thy poor, earth-born compan- ion An' fellow mortal ! III. I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve ; What then? poor beastie, thou maun live ! A daimen icker in a thrave 'S a sma' request ; I '11 get a blessin wi' the lave, An' never miss 't ! Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin ! Its silly wa's the win's are strewin ! An' naething, now, to big a new ane, O' foggage green ! An' bleak December's win's ensuin, Baith snell an' keen ! Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste. An' weary winter coniin fast. An' cozie here, beneath the blast, Tliou thouglit to dwell. Till crash ! the cruel coulter past Out thro' thy cell. That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stib- ble, Has cost thee nionie a weary nibble ! Now thou 's turned out, for a' tiiy trouble. But house or hald, To thole the winter's sleety dribble, An' cranreuch cauld ! vil. But Mousie, thou art no thy lane, In proving foresight may be vain : The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men Gang aft agley. An' lea'e us nought but grief an" pain, For promis'd joy ! VIII. Still thou are blest, compared wi' me! The present only touch etli thee : But och ! I backward cast my e'e, On prospects drear! An' forward, tho' I canna see, I guess an' fear ! EPISTLE TO DAVIE, A BROTHER POET. JANUARY. [Tlie "Davie" of the "Epistle" was David Sillar, who published in 1789 a vol- ume of Poems in imitation of Burns, who helped him to get subscribers. He died May 2, 1830.] While winds frae aft' Ben-Lomond blaw, And bar the doors wi' drivin snaw, And hing us owre the ingle, I set me down to pass the time, And spin a verse or twa o" rhyme. In hamely, westlin jingle : EPISTLE TO DAVIE, A BROTHER POET. 39 While frosty winds blaw in the drift, Ben to the chimla lug. I grudge a wee the great-folk's gift, That live sae bien an' snug : I tent less, and want less Their roomy tirc-side ; But hanker, and canker, To see their cursed pride. It's hardly in a body's pow'r, To keep, at times, frae being sour, To see how things are shar"d ; How best o' chiels are w^iyles in want. While coofs on countless thousands rant. And ken na how to ware 't ; But Davie, lad, ne'er fash your head, Tho' we hae little gear ; We're fit to win our daily bread, As lang 's we're hale and fier : ' Mair spier na, nor fear na,' Auld age ne'er mind a feg ; The last o't, the warst o't, Is only but to beg. To lie in kilns and barns at e'en. When banes are craz'd, and bluid is thin. Is. doubtless, great distress ! Yet then content could make us blest ; Ev'n then, sometimes, we 'd snatch a taste Of truest happiness. The honest heart that 's free frac a' Intended fraud or guile, However Fortune kick the ba', ■ Has ay some cause to smile ; And mind still, you'll find still, A comfort this nae sma' ; Nae mair then, we'll care then, Nae farther can we fa'. What tho', like commoners of air. We wander out, we know not where. But either house or hal'? Yet Nature's charms, the hills and woods. The sweeping vales, and foaming floods, Are free alike to all. In days when daisies deck the ground, And blackbirds whistle clear, With honest joy our hearts will bound, To see the coming year : On braes when we please then, We '11 sit an' sowth a tune ; Syne rhyme till 't we '11 time till 't. An' sinsf't when we hae done. It 's no in titles nor in rank : It's no in wealth like Lon'on Bank, To purchase peace and rest. It's no in makin muckle, mair; It 's no in books, it 's no in lear, To make us truly blest : If happiness hae not her seat An' centre in the breast. We may be wise, or rich, or great, But never can be blest ! Nae treasures nor pleasures Could make us happy lang ; The heart ay 's the part ay That makes us right or wrang. Think ye, that sic as you and I, Wha drudge and drive thro' wet and dry, Wi' never ceasing toil ; Think ye, are we less blest than they, Wha scarcely tent us in their way. As hardly worth their while? Alas ! how oft, in haughty mood, God's creatures they oppress ! Or else, neglecting a' that's guid. They riot in excess ! Baith careless and fearless Of either Heaven or Hell; Esteeming and deeming It a' an idle tale ! 40 THE LAMENT. Then let us chearfir acquiesce. Nor make our scanty pleasures less By piniuii; at onr state : Anil, even should misfortunes come, 1 here wha sit hae met \vi' some, An 's thankfu' for them yet, Tliey gie the wit of age to youth ; They let us ken oursel ; They make us see the naked truth. The real guid and ill : Tho' losses and crosses Be lessons right severe, There \s wit there, ye '11 get there, Ye '11 find nae other where. Rut tent me, Davie, ace o' hearts ! (To say aught less wad wrang the cartes, And flatt'ry I detest) This life has joys for you and I ; And joys that riches ne'er could buy. And jo3"s the very best. There 's a' the pleasures o' the heart, The lover an' the frien' : Ye hae your Meg, your dearest part, And I my darling Jean ! It warms me, it charms me To mention but her name : It heats me, it beets me, And sets me a' on fiame ! O all ye Pow'rs who rule above ! O Thou whose very self art love ! Thou know'st my words sincere ! The life-blood streaming thro' my heart. Or my more dear immortal part. Is not more fondly dear ! When heart-corroding care and grief Deprive my soul of rest. Her dear idea brings relief And solace to my breast. Thou Being All-seeing, O, hear my fervent pray'r ! Still take her, and make her Thy most peculiar care ! All hail ! ye tender feelings dear ! The smile of love, the friendly tear, The sympathetic glow ! Long since, this world's thorny ways Had numjjer'd out my weary days, Had it not been for you ! Fate still has blest me with a friend In every care and ill ; And oft a more endearing band, A tie more tender still. It lightens, it brightens The tenebrific scene. To meet with, and greet with My Davie or my Jean ! XI. O, how that Name inspires my style! The words come skelpin rank an' file, Amaist before I ken! The ready measure rins as fine. As Phoebus and the famous Nine Were glowrin owre my pen. Mv spaviet Pegasus will limp, Till ance he's fairly het; And then he "11 hilch, an' stilt, an' jimp, And rin an unco fit ; But least then, the beast then Should rue this hasty ride, I '11 light now, and dight now His sweaty, wizen"d hide. THE LAMENT. OCCASIONED BY THE UNFORTUNATE ISSUE OF A friend's AMOUR. Alas ! hoiv oft does Goodness wound itself. And sweet Affection prove the sprmg of Woe! — Home. [" The iinfortunnte issue," not of a " friend's," but of his own " amour " — (when Jean Armour, overliorne by paternal authority, agreed to discard him) — was, THE LAMENT; 41 Burns declares, the " unfortunate story alluded to" in the "Lament."] O THOU pale Orb that silent shines While care -untroubled mortals sleep ! Thou seest a wretch who inly pines, And wanders here to wail and weep ! With Woe I nightly vigils keep, Beneath thy wan, unwarming beam ; And mourn, in lamentation deep, How life and love are all a dream! 1 joyless view thy rays adorn The faintly-marked, distant hill ; I joyless view thy trembling horn Reflected in the gurgling rill : My fondly-fluttering heart, be still! Thou busy pow'r, Rernembrance, cease ! Ah ! must the agonizing thrill For ever bar returning Peace ? No idly-feign'd, poetic pains My sad. love-lorn lamentings claim : No shepherd's pipe — Arcadian strains ; No fabled tortures quaint and tame. The plighted faith, the mutual flame. The oft-attested Pow'rs above. The promised father's tender name. These were the pledges of my love ! Encircled in her clasping arms. How have the raptur'd moments flown ! How have I wished for Fortune's charms. For her dear sake, and hers alone! And, must I think it ! is she gone. My secret heart's exulting boast? And does she heedless hear my groan ? And is she ever, ever lost? O ! can she bear so base a heart, So lost to honour, lost to truth, As from the fondest lover part. The plighted husband of her youth ? Alas ! Life's path may be unsmooth! Her way may lie thro' rough distress ! Then, who her pangs and pains will soothe. Her sorrows share, and make them less? Ye winged Hours that o'er us pass'd, Enraptur'd more the more enjoy'd, Your dear remembrance in mv l^reast My fondly treasur'd thoughts em- ploy'd : That breast, how dreary now, and void, For her too scanty once of room ! Ev'n ev'ry ray of Hope destroy'd. And not a wish to gild the gloom ! The morn, that warns th' approach- ing day, Awakes me up to toil aiid woe ; I see the hours in long array. That I must suffer, lingering slow : Full many a pang, and many a throe, Keen Recollection's direful train, Must wring my soul, ere Phoebus, low. Shall kiss the distant western main. And when my nightly couch I try, Sore-harass'd out with care and grief. 42 DESPONDENCY. My toil-beat nerves and tear-worn eye Keep watchings with the nightly thief: Or, if I slumber, Fancy, chief, Reigns, haggard-wild, in sore affright : Ev'n day, all-bitter, brings relief From such a horror-breathing night. IX. O thou bright Queen, who, o'er th' expanse Now highest reign'st, with bound- less sway ! Oft has thy silent-marking glance Observ"d us, fondly- wandering, stray! The time, unheeded, sped away. While Love's luxurious pulse beat high. Beneath thy silver-gleaming ray, To mark tlie mutual-kindling eye. O scenes in strong remembrance set ! Scenes, never, never to retuf n ! Scenes if in stupor I forget, Again I feel, again I burn ! From ev'ry joy and pleasure torn, Life's weary vale I wander thro' ; And hopeless, comfortless, I '11 mourn A faithless woman's broken vow ! DESPONDENCY. An Ode. [Composed, no doubt, a little after the "Lament." "Jean, it seems, had gone to Paisley. Highland Mary now occupied the empty heart." — Andrew Lang.] Oppress'd with grief, opprcss'd with care, A burden more than I can bear, I set me down and sigh ; O Life ! thou art a galling load, Along a rough, a weary road, To wretches such as I ! Dim-backward, as I cast my view, What sick'ning scenes appear ! What sorrows yet may i)ierce me thro', Too justly 1 may fear! Still caring, despairing, Must be my bitter doom ; My woes here shall close ne'er But with the closing tomb! Happy ye sons of busy life, Who. equal to the bustling strife, No other view regard ! Ev'n when the wished end 's denied, Yet while the busy means are plied. They bring then- own reward : Whilst L a hope-abandoned wight, Unfitted with an aim. Meet ev'ry sad returning night And joyless morn the same. You. bustling and justling. Forget each grief and pain ; L listless yet restless. Find ev'ry prospect vain. How blest the Solitary's lot, Who, all-forgetting, all-forgot, Within his humble cell — The cavern, wild with tangling roots — Sits o'er his newly-gather'd fruits, Beside his crystal well! Or haply to his ev'ning thought. By unfrequented stream. The ways of men are distant brought, A faint-collected dream ; While praising, and raising His thoughts to Hcav'n on high. As wand'ring, meand'ring, He views the solemn sky. Than I, no lonely hermit plac'd Where never human footstep trac'd, Less fit to play the part ; The lucky moment to improve, i MAN WAS MADE TO MOURN. 43 And just to stop, and just to move, With self-respecting art : But ah ! those pleasures, loves, and joys. Which I too keenly taste, The Solitary can despise — Can want and yet be blest! He needs not. he heeds not Or human love or hate ; Whilst I here must cry here At perfidy ingrate ! O enviable early days. When dancing thoughtless pleasure's maze, To care, to guilt unknown ! How ill exchanged for riper time To feel the follies or the crimes Of others, or my own ! Ye tiny elves that guiltless sport. Like linnets in the bush, Ye little know the ills ye court. When manhood is your wish ! The losses, the crosses That active man engage ; The fears all, the tears all Of dim declining Age ! MAN WAS MADE TO MOURN. A Dirge. [In a letter to Mrs. Dunlop, Aug. lo, 1788, Burns tells of an old grand-uncle who had gone blind. " His most voluptuous enjoyment was to sit down and cry, while my mother would sing the simple old song of-' The Life and Age of Man.' "] I. When chill November's surly blast Made fields and forests bare, One ev'ning, as I wand'red forth Along the banks of Ayr, 1 spied a man, whose aged step Seem'd weary, worn with care. His face was furrow'd o'er with years. And hoary was his hair. ' Young stranger, whither wand'rest thou? Began the rev'rend Sage ; * Does thirst of wealth thy step con- strain. Or youthful pleasure's rage? Or haply, prest with cares and woes, Too soon thou hast began To wander forth, with me to mourn The miseries of Man. * The sun that overhangs yon moors. Out-spreading far and wide, Where hundreds labour to support A haughty lordling's pride : I've seen yon weary winter-sun Twice forty times return ; And ev'ry time has added proofs. That Man was made to mourn. ' O Man ! while in thy early years. How prodigal of time ! Mis-spending all thy precious hours, Thy glorious, youthful prime ! Alternate follies take the sway, Licentious passions burn : Which tenfold force gives Nature's law, That Man was made to mourn. ' Look not alone on youthful prime, Or manhood's active might ; Man then is useful to his kind. Supported is his right ; But see him on the edge of life. With cares and sorrows worn ; Then Age and Want — O ill-match'd pair ! — Shevy Man was made to mourn. VI. '■ A few seem favourites of Fate, In Pleasure's lap carest ; 44 WINTER. Yet think not all the rich and great Are likewise truly blest : But oh ! what crowds in ev'ry land, All wretched and forlorn, Thro' weary life this lesson learn, That Man was made to mourn. * Many and sharp the num'rous ills Inwoven with our frame ! More pointed still we make ourselves Regret, remorse, and shame ! And Klan, whose heav'n-erected face The smiles of love adorn, — Man's inhumanity to man Makes countless thousands mourn! 'See yonder poor, o'erlabour'd wight, So abject, mean, and vile, Who begs a brother of the earth To give him leave to toil ; And see his lordly fellow-worm The poor petition spurn. Unmindful, tho' a weeping wife And helpless offspring mourn. IX. ' If I 'm designed yon lordling's slave — By Nature's law designed — Why was an independent wish E'er planted in my mind? If not, why am I subject to His cruelty, or scorn ? Or why has Man the will and pow'r To make his fellow mourn.'' * Yet let not this too much, my son, Disturb thy youthful breast : This partial view of human-kind Is surely not the last ! The poor, oppressed, honest man Had never, sure, been born, Had there not been some recom- pense To comfort those that mourn ! 'O Death! the poor man's dearest friend. The kindest and the best ! Welcome the hour my aged limbs Are laid with thee at rest ! The great, the wealthy fear thy blow, From pomp and ])leasure torn ; But, oh ! a blest relief to those That weary-laden mourn ! ' WINTER. A DIRGE. [The poet, in 1787, notes this as being the oldest of his printed poems. In April, 1784, lie had inserted it in his "Common- Place Book," prefaced with some eloquent remarks. Gilbert Burns affirms it to be a juvenile production.] I. The wintry west extends his blast, And hail and rain does blaw ; Or the stormy north sends driving forth The blinding sleet and snaw : Wild-tumbling brown, the burn comes down. And roars frae bank to brae : While bird and beast in covert rest, And pass the heartless day. * The sweeping blast, the sky o'ercast,' The joyless winter day Let others fear, to me more dear Than all the pride of May : The tempest's howl, it soothes my soul. My griefs it seems to join ; The leafless trees my fancy please, Their fate resembles mine ! Thou Pow'r Supreme, whose mighty scheme These woes of mine fulfil, TO A MOUNTAIN DAISY. 45 Here, firm I rest, they must be best, Because they are Thy will ! Then all I want (O, do Thou grant This one request of mine !) : Since to enjoy Thou dost deny, Assist me to resign. A PRAYER IN THE PROS- PECT OF DEATH. [The poet entered these verses in his early "Common-Place Book" under this title : " A prayer when fainting-fits, and other alarming symptoms of a pleurisy or some other dangerous disorder, which in- deed still threaten me, first put nature on the alarm." It has been assigned by some authorities to the year 1781 ; by others, to the year 1784.] O Thou unknown. Almighty Cause Of all my hope and fear ! In whose dread presence, ere an hour, Perhaps I must appear ! If I have wanderd in those paths Of life I ought to shun — As something, loudly, in my breast, Remonstrates I have done — Thou know'st that Thou hast formed me With passions wild and strong ; And listening to their witching voice Has often led me wrong. Where human weakness has come short. Or frailty stept aside. Do Thou, All-good — for such Thou art — In shades of darkness hide. Where with intention I have err'd, No other plea I have, But, Thou art good; and Goodness still Delighteth to forgive. TO A MOUNTAIN DAISY. ON TURNING ONE DOWN WITH THE PLOUGH IN APRIL 1 786. [On the 20th of April, 1786, the poet transcribed these verses, under the title of " The Gowan," to his friend John Kennedy, with these words : " 1 have here enclosed a small piece, the very latest of my produc- tions," etc.] I. Wee, modest, crimson-tipped flow'r. Thou 's met me in an evil hour ; For I maun crush amang the stoure Thy slender stem : To spare thee now is past my powV, Thou bonie gem. Alas ! it 's no thy neebor sweet, The bonie lark, companion meet. Bending thee 'mang the dewy weet, Wi' spreckrd breast ! When upward-springing, blythe, to greet The purpling east. Cauld blew the bitter-biting north Upon thy early, humble birth ; Yet cheerfully thou glinted forth Amid the storm. Scarce rear'd above the parent-earth Thy tender foiin. The flaunting flowVs our gardens yield. High sheltering woods and wa's maun shield ; But thou, beneath the random bield O' clod or stane. Adorns the histie stibble-field. Unseen, alane. 46 TO RUIN. There, in thy scanty mantle clad. Thy snawie bosom sun-ward spread, Thou lifts thy unassuming head In humble guise ; But now the share uptears thy bed, And low thou lies! VI. Such is the fate of artless maid, Sweet flow'ret of the rural shade ! By love's simplicity betray'd. And guileless trust ; Till she, like thee, all soiPd, is laid Low i' the dust. Such is the fate of simple Bard, On Life''s rough ocean luckless starr'd ! Unskilful he to note the card Of prudent lore, Till billows rage, and gales blow hard, And whelm him o'er ! Such fate to suffering Worth is giv^n, Who long with wants and woes has striv'n. By human pride or cunning driv'n To misery's brink ; Till, wrenched of evVy stay but Heav'n, He. ruin'd, sink! Ev"n thou who mourn'st the Daisy's fate, That fate is thine — no distant date ; Stern Ruin's plough-share drives elate, Full on thy bloom, Till crush'd beneath the furrow's weight Shall be thy doom ! TO RUIN. [It would appear that this piece dates from the close of Burns's residence at Iivine, in 1782, when, to crown his mis- fortunes, he was, as lie relates in his Auto- biographical Letter, jilted, " with peculiar circumstances of mortification," by one " who had pledged her soul to marry him."] All hail, inexorable lord! At whose destruction - breathing word. The mightiest empires fall! Thy cruel, woe-delighted train. The ministers of grief and pain, A sullen welcome, all ! With stern-resolv'd, despairing eye, I see each aimed dart ; For one has cut my dearest tie, And quivers in my heart. Then low'ring and pouring, The storm no more I dread ; Tho' thick'ning and black'- ning Round my devoted head. And thou grini Pow'r, by Life ab- horr'd While Life a pleasure can afford, O ! hear a wretch's pray'r ! No more I shrink appall 'd, afraid ; I court, I beg thy friendly aid. To close this scene of care ! When shall my soul, in silent peace. Resign Life's joyless day? My weary heart its throbbings cease, Cold-mould'ring in the clay? No fear more, no tear more To stain my lifeless face, Enclasped and grasped Within thy cold embrace ! EPISTLE TO A YOUNG FRIEND. 47 EPISTLE TO A YOUNG FRIEND. Afay 1786. [The " young friend " of this " Epistle " was Andrew Hunter Aiken, son of Robert Aiken of Ayr.] I LANG hae thought, my youthfu' friend, A something to have sent you, Tho' it should serve nae ither end Than just a kind memento : But how the subject-theme may gang, Let time and chance determine : Perhaps it may turn out a sang ; Perlaaps, turn out a sermon. Ye '11 try the world soon, my lad ; And. Andrew dear, believe me, Ye "11 find mankind an unco squad, And muckle they may grieve ye : For care and trouble set your thought, Ev'n when your end's attained ; And a' your views may come to nought. Where ev'ry nerve is strained. I 'II no say, men are villains a' : The real, harden'd wicked, Wha hae nae check but human law. Are to a few restricked ; But, och ! mankind are unco weak An' little to be trusted ; If Self the wavering balance shake, It 's rarely right adjusted ! Yet they wha fa' in Fortune's strife. Their fate we should na censure ; For still, th' important end of life They equally may answer : A man may Hae an honest heart, Tho' poortith hourly stare him ; A man may tak a neebor's part, Yet hae nae cash to spare him. Ay free, aflf han', your story tell, When wi' a bosom cronie ; But still keep something to yoursel Ye scarcely tell to onie : Conceal yoursel as weel 's ye can Frae critical dissection : But keek thro' ev'ry other man Wi' sharpen'd, sly inspection. The sacred lowe o' weeJ-plac'd love, Luxuriantly indulge it ; But never tempt th' illicit rove, Tho' naething sliould divulge it : I waive the quantum o' the sin. The hazard of concealing ; But, och ! it hardens a' within, And petrifies the feeling ! To catch Dame Fortune's golden smile. Assiduous wait upon her ; And gather gear by ev'ry wile That 's jastify-d by honor : Not for to hide it in a hedge. Nor for a train-attendant ; Bat for the glorious privilege Of being independent. The fear o' Hell's a hangman's whip To hand the wretch in order ; But where ye feel your honour grip, Let that ay be your border : Its slightest touches, instant pause — Debar a' side-pretences ; And resolutely keep its laws, Uncaring consequences. 48 ON A SCOrCll I5AKD. The great Creator to revere Must sure become the creature; But still the preaching cant forbear, And ev'n the rigid feature : Yet ne'er with wits profane to range Be complaisance extended ; An atheist-laugh \s a poor exchange For Deity offended ! When ranting round in Pleasure's ring, Religion may be blinded ; Or if she gie a random sting. It may be little minded ; But when on Life we 're tempest- driv'n — A conscience but a canker — A correspondence fix'd wi' Heav'n Is sure a noble anchor ! XI. Adieu, dear, amiable youth ! Your heart can ne'er be wanting ! May prudence, fortitude, and truth, Erect your brow undaunting ! In ploughman phrase, • God send you speed,' Still daily to grow wiser ; And may ye better reck the rede, Than ever did th' adviser ! ON A SCOTCH BARD. GONE TO THE WEST INDIES. [Probably among the the latest poems written for the Kilmarnock edition. While it was in progress Burns was maturing his plans for emigration.] A' YE wha live by sowps o' drink, A' ye wha live by crambo-clink, A' ye wha live and never think, Coine, mourn wi' me ! Our billie 's gien us a' a jink, An' owre the sea ! Lament him a" ye rantin core, Wha dearly like a random-splore ; Nae mair he 'II join tlie merry roar In social key ; For now he's taen anither shore, An' owre the sea ! The bonie lasses weel may wiss him, And in their dear petitions place him : The widows, wives, an' a' may l^less him Wi' tearfu' e'e. For weel I wat they'll sairly miss him That 's owre the sea! O Fortune, they hae room to grumble! Hadst thou taen alf some drowsy bummle, Wha can do nought but fyke an' fumble, 'T wad been nae plea ; But he was gleg as onie wumble, That's owre the sea! Auld, cantie Kyle may weepers wear, An' stain them wi' the saut, saut tear : 'T will mak her poor auld heart, I fear, In flinders flee : He was her Laureat monie a year, That 's owre the sea! He saw Misfortune's cauld nor-west Lang-mustering up a bitter blast; A jillet brak his heart at last, 111 may she be! So, took a birth afore the mast, An' owre the sea. To tremble under Fortune's cum- mock. On scarce a bellyfu' o' drummock, A DEDICATION, 49 Wi' his proud, independent stomach, Could ill agree ; So, row't his hurdles in a hammock, An' owre the sea. He ne'er was gien to great misguiding. Yet coin his pouches wad na bide in ; Wi' him it ne'er was under hiding, He dealt it free : The Muse was a' that he took pride in. That 's owre the sea. Jamaica bodies, use him weel. An' hap him in a cozie biel : Ye '11 find him ay a dainty chiel. An' fou o' glee : He wad na wrang'd the vera Deil, That 's owre the sea. Fareweel, my rhyme-composing billie! Your native soil was right ill-willie ; But may ye flourish like a lily. Now bonilie ! I 'II toast you in my hindmost gillie, Tho' owre the sea! A DEDICATION. TO GAVIN HAMILTON, ESQ. [This Dedication dirl not open the vol- ume pubhshed at Kihiiarnock, as might have been expected, but found a place in the body of the work.] Expect na, Sir, in this narration, A fleechin, fleth'rin Dedication, To roose you up, an' ca' you guid. An' sprung o' great an' noljle bluid. Because ye 're surnam'd like His Grace, Perhaps related to the race : Then, when I 'm tired — and saeare ye, Wi' monie a fulsome, sinfu' lie — Set up a face how I stop short, For fear your modesty be hurt. This may do — maun do. Sir, wi' them wha Maun please the great-folk for a wamefou' ; For me! sae laigh I need na bow. For, Lord be thankit, I can plough ; And when I downa yoke a naig. Then, Lord be thankit, I can beg ; Sae I shall say, an' that 's nae flatt'rin, It 's just sic poet an' sic patron. The Poet, some guid angel help him. Or else, I fear, some ill ane skelp him ! He may do weel for a' he 's done yet, But only he 's no just begun yet. The Patron (sir, ye maun forgie me; I winna lie, come what will o' me), On ev'ry hand it will allow'd be. He 's just — nae better than he should be. I readily and freely grant. He downa see a poor man want ; What 's no his ain he winna tak it ; What ance he says, he winna break it ; Ought he can lend he '11 no refus 't. Till aft his guidness is abus'd ; And rascals whyles that do him wrang, Ev'n that, he does na mind it lang ; As master, landlord, husband, father, He does na fail his part in either. But then, nae thanks to him for a' that ; Nae godly symptom ye can ca' that ; It 's naething but a milder feature Of our poor, sinfu', corrupt nature : Ye '11 get the best o' moral works, 'Mang black Gentoos, and pagan Turks, Or hunters wild on Ponotaxi, Wha never heard of orthodoxy. 5° A DEDICATION. That he \s the poor man's friend in need, The gentleman in word and deed, It 's no thro' terror of damnation : It 's just a carnal inclination, And och! that 's nae regeneration. Morality, thou deadly banc, Thy tens o' thousands thou hast slain ! Vain is his hope, whase stay an' trust is In moral mercy, truth, and justice ! No — stretch a point to catch a plack ; Abuse a brother to his back ; Steal thro' the winnock frae a whore. But point the rake that taks the door ; Be to the poor like onie whunstane, And baud their noses to the grun- stane ; Ply ev'ry art o' legal thieving ; No matter — stick to sound believing. Learn three-mile pray'rs an' half- mile graces, Wi' weel-spread looves, an' lang, wry faces ; Grunt up a solemn, lengthen'd groan, And damn a' parties but your own ; I '11 warrant then, ye 're nae deceiver, A steady, sturdy, staunch believer. O ye wha leave the springs o' Cal- vin, For gumlie dubs of your ain delvin ! Ye sons of Heresy and Error, Ye '11 some day squeel in quaking terror. When vengeance draws the sword in wrath, And in the fire throws the sheath ; When Ruin, with his sweeping besom. Just frets till Heav'n commission gies him ; While o'er the harp pale Misery moans, And strikes the ever-deep'ning tones, Still louder shrieks, and heavier groans ! Your pardon, sir, for tliis digres- sion : I maist forgat my Dedication ; But when divinity comes 'cross me, My readers still are sure to lose me. So, Sir, you see 'twas nae daft vapour ; But I maturely thought it proper, When a' my works I did review. To dedicate them, Sir, to you : Because (ye need na tak" it ill), I thought them something like your- sel. Then patronize them wi' your favor. And your petitioner shall ever — I had amaist said, ever pray. But that 's a word I need na say ; For prayin, I hae little skill o 't I 'm baith dead-sweer, an' wretched ill o 't ; But I 'se repeat each jDoor man's pray'r, That kens or hears about you, Sir : — 'May ne'er Misfortune's gowling bark Howl thro' the dwelling o' the clerk ! May ne'er his gen'rous, honest heart, For that same gen'rous spirit smart ! May Kennedy's far-honor'd name Lang beet his hymeneal flame. Till Hamiltons, at least a dizzen. Are frae their nuptial labors risen : Five bonie lasses round their table. And sev'n bravv fellows, stout an' able. To serve their king an' country weel, By word, or pen, or pointed steel! May Health and Peace, with mutual rays, Shine on the ev'ning o' his days ; Till his wee, curlie John's ier-oe. When ebbing life nae mair shall flow. The last, sad, mournful rites bestow!' TO A LOUSE. 51 I will not wind a lang conclusion, With complimentary effusion ; But, whilst your wishes and endeav- ours Are blest with Fortune's smiles and favours, I am, dear sir, with zeal most fervent. Your much indebted, humble servant. But if (which Pow'rs above pre- vent) That iron-hearted carl, Want, Attended, in his grim advances. By sad mistakes, and black mis- chances. While hopes, and joys, and pleasures fly him, Make you as poor a dog as I am. Your ' humble servant ' then no more ; For who would humbly serve the poor ? But, by a poor man's hopes in Heav'n! While recollection's jdowY is giv'n. If. in the vale of humble life, The victim sad of Fortune's strife, I, thro' the tender-gushing tear. Should recognise my master dear; If friendless, low, we meet together, Then, sir, your hand — my Friend and Brother! TO A LOUSE. ON SEEING ONE ON A LADY'S BONNET AT CHURCH. {" The success of the last verse redeems a rather painful performance. The insect was ;/('/ treasured as a relic, like the ' flea that loupit on Prince Charlie.' " — ANDREW Lang.] Ha! whare ye gaun, ye crowlin fer- He? Your impudence protects you sairly, I canna say but ye strunt rarely Owre gauze and lace, Tho' faith ! I fear ye dine but sparely On sic a place. Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner. Detested, shunn'd by saunt an' sinner, How daur ye set your fit upon her — Sae fine a lady ! Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner On some poor body. Swith ! in some beggar's hauffet squattle : There ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle, Wi' ither kindred, jumping cattle, In shoals and nations ; Whare horn nor bane ne'er daur un- settle Your thick plantations. rv'. Now hand you there ! ye 're out o' sight, Below the fatt'rils, snug an' tight ; Na, faith ye yet ! ye 'II no be right, Till ye 've got on it — The vera tapmost, tovv'ring height O' Miss's bonnet. My sooth ! right bauld ye set your nose out. As plump an' grey as onie grozet : for some rank, mercurial rozet, Or fell, red smeddum, 1 'd gie ye sic a hearty dose o 't, Wad dress your droddum. I wad na been surprised to spy You on an auld wife's flainen toy ; Or aiblins some bit duddie boy. On 's wyliecoat ; 52 EPISTLE TO J. LAPRAIK. But Miss's fine Lunardi ! fye ! How daur ye do 't? O Jenny, dinna toss your head, An' set your beauties a' abread ! Ye little ken what cursed speed The blastie 's makin ! Thae winks an' finger-ends, I dread. Are notice takii ! VIII. O wad some Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us ! It wad frae monie a blunder free us, An' foolish notion : What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us, An' ev'n devotion ! EPISTLE TO J. LAPRAIK. AN OLD SCOTTISH BARD, APRIL I, 1785. [" The song, admired by Burns, was pil- fered by Lapraik from (or contriljuti'd by him to) 'The Weekly Magaziiv," October 14, 1773 (Chambers). The poem here is Burns's 'Ars Poetica ' : possibly his rhymes had been censured by some collegian. Otherwise it is not easy to account for his attack on Greek, a language of which he had no more than Scott, and perhaps less than Shakespeare. Lapraik published his verses in 1788; they are collected by Burns- ians." — ANDREW Lang.] While briers an' woodbines budding green. And paitricks scraichin loud at e'en, An' morning poussie whiddin seen. Inspire my Muse, This freedom, in an unknown frien' I pray excuse. On Fasten-e'en we had a rockin. To ca' the crack and weave our stockin ; And there was muckle fun and jokin. Ye need na doubt ; At length we had a hearty yokin, At 'sang about.' There was ae sang, amang the rest, Aboon them a' it pleas'd me best. That some kind husband had addrest To some sweet wife : It thiird the heart-strings thro' the breast, A' to the life. IV. I've scarce heard ought describ'd sae weel. What gen'rous, manly bosoms feel ; Thought I, 'Can this be Pope or Steele, Or Beattie's wark ? " They tald me 'twas an odd kind chiel About Muirkirk. It pat me fidgin-fain to hear't, An' sae about him there I spier 't; Then a' that kent him round declar'd He had ingine ; That nane excell'd it, few cam near't, It was sae fine : VI. That, set him to a pint of ale, An' either douce or merry tale, Or rhymes an' sangs he "d made him- sel. Or witty catches, 'Tween Inverness an' Teviotdale, He had few matches. VII. Then up I gat, an' swoor an aith, Tho' I should pawn my pleugh an' graith. Or die a cadger pownie's death. At some dyke-back, A pint an' gill I 'd gie them baith, To hear your crack. EPISTLE TO J. LAPRAIK. 53 But, first an' foremost, I should tell, Amaist as soon as I could spell, I to the crambo-jingle fell ; Tho' rude an' rough — Yet crooning to a body's sel. Does weel eneugh. IX. I am nae poet, in a sense ; But just a rhymer like by chance, An' hae to learning nae pretence ; Yet what the matter? Whene'er my Muse does on me glance, I jingle at her. X. Your critic-folk may cock their nose, And say, ' How can you e'er propose, You wha ken hardly verse frae prose, To mak a sang ? ' But, by your leaves, my learned foes. Ye 're maybe wrang. What 's a' your jargon o' your Schools, Your Latin names for horns an' stools? If honest Nature made you fools, What sairs your grammers ? Ye 'd better taen up spades and shools, Or knappin-hammers. XII. A set o' dull, conceited hashes Confuse their brains in college-classes, They gang in stirks, and come out asses, Plain truth to speak ; An' syne they think to climb Par- nassus By dint o' Greek! Gie me ae spark o' Nature's fire. That 's a' the learning I desire ; Then, tho' I drudge thro' dub an' mire At pleugh or cart. My Muse, tho' hamely in attire, May touch the heart. O for a spunk o' Allan's glee. Or Fergusson's, the bauld an' slee, Or bright Lapraik's, my friend to be, If I can hit it ! That would be leJir eneugh for mc, If I could get it. Now, sir, if ye hae friends enow, Tho' real friends I b'lieve are few ; Yet, if your catalogue be fow, I 'se no insist : But, gif ye want ae friend that 's true, I 'm on your list. I winna blaw about mysel. As ill I like my fauts to tell ; But friends, an' folks that wish me well. They sometimes roose me ; Tho', I maun own, as monie still As far abuse me. XVII. There 's ae wee faut they whyles lay to me, I like the lasses — Gude forgie me ! For monie a plack they wheedle frae me At dance or fair ; Maybe some ither thing they gie me. They weel can spare. But Mauchline Race or Mauchline Fair, 54 SECOND EPISTLE Tt) J. LAI'KAIK. I should be proud to meet you there : We 'se gie ae night's discharge to care, If we forgather; And hac a swap o' rhymin-ware Wi' ane anither. The four-gill chap, we'se gar him clatter, An' kirsen him \vi' reekin water ; Syne we 'II sit down an' tak out whitter. To cheer our heart ; An' faith, we 'se be acquainted better Before we part. Awa ye selfish, warly race, Wha think that havins, sense, an' grace, Ev'n love an' friendship should give place To Catch-the-Plack ! I dinna like to see your face, Nor hear your crack. But ye whom social pleasure charms, Whose hearts the tide of kindness warms. Who hold your being on the terms, ■ Each aid the others,' Come to my bowl, come to my arms. My friends, my brothers ! But, to conclude my lang epistle, As my auld pen 's worn to the grissle, Twa lines frae you wad gar me fissle, Who am most fervent, While I can either sing or whistle. Your friend and servant. SECOND EPISTLE TO PRAIK. APRIL 21, 1785. J. LA- [Enteicd in the "First Common-Place Book " under " The First Epistle," with this explanation : " On receiving an answer to the above, Bums wrote the follow- ing:—"] While new-ca'd kye rowte at the stake An' pownies reek in pleugh or braik, This hour on e'enin's edge I take, To own I 'm debtor To honest-hearted, auld Lapraik, For his kind letter. Forjesket sair, with weary legs, Rattlin the corn out-owre the rigs. Or dealing thro' amang the naigs Their ten-hours' bite, My awkart Muse sair pleads and begs, I would na write. The tapetless, ramfeezl'd hizzie. She's saft at best, an' something lazy : Quo' she : ' Ye ken we 've been sae busy This month an' mair, That trowth, my head is grown right dizzie, An' something sair.' Her dowff excuses pat me mad : ' Conscience,' says I, ' ye thowless jad ! I '11 write, an' that a hearty blaud. This vera night ; So dinna ye affront your trade. But rhyme it riglit. SECOND EPISTLE TO J. lAPRAIK. 55 ' Shall bauld Lapiaik, the king o' hearts, Tho' mankind were a pack o' cartes, Roose you sae weel for your deserts, In terms sae friendly ; Yet ye '11 neglect to shaw your parts An' thank him kindly?' Sae I gat paper in a blink. An' down gaed stumpie in the ink: Quoth I : ' Before I sleep a wink, I vow I '11 close it : An' if ye winna mak it clink. By Jove, I '11 prose it ! ' Sae I 've begun to scrawl, but whether In rhyme, or prose, or baith thegither, Or some hotch-potch that's rightly neither. Let time mak proof; But I shall scribble down some blether Just clean aff-loof. My worthy friend, ne'er grudge an' carp, Tho' Fortune use you hard an' sharp ; Come, kittle up your moorland harp Wi' gleesome touch ! Ne'er mind how Fortune waft an' warp ; She 's but a bitch. She's gien me monie a jirt an' fleg, Sin' I could striddle owre a rig; But, by the Lord, tho' I should beg Wi' lyart pow, I '11 laugh an' sing, an' shake my leg, As lang 's I dow ! Now comes the sax-an-twenticth sim- mer I 've seen the bud upo' the timmer, Still persecuted by the limmer Frae year to year ; But yet, despite the kittle kimmer, I, Rob, am here. Do ye envy the city gent, Behint a kist to lie an' sklent ; Or purse-proud, big wi' cent, per cent. An' muckle wame, In some bit brugh to represent A bailie's name ? Or is 't the paughty feudal thane, Wi' ruffl'd sark an' glancing cane, Wha thinks himsel nae sheep-shank bane. But lordly stalks ; While caps an' bonnets atf are taen. As by he walks ? ' O Thou wha gies us each guid gift! Gie me o' wit an' sense a lift, Then turn me, if Thou please, adrift Thro' Scotland wide ; Wi' cits nor lairds I wadna shift. In a' their pride! ' Were this the charter of our state, 'On pain o' hell be rich an' great,' Damnation then would be our fate. Beyond remead ; But, thanks to heaven, that "s no the gate We learn our creed. For thus the royal mandate ran. When first the human race began : ' The social, friendly, honest man, Whate'er he be, 'T is he fulfils great Nature's plan, And none but he.' 56 TO WILLIAM SIMPSON OF OCHILTREE. XVI. O mandate glorious and divine! The followers o' the ragged Nine — Poor, thoughtless devils! — yet may shine In glorious light ; While sordid sons o' Mammon's line Are dark as night! XVII. Tho' here they scrape, an' squeeze, an' growl, Their worthless neivefu' of a soul May in some future carcase howl, The forest's fright ; Or in some day-detesting owl May shun the light. Then may Lapraik and Burns arise, To reach their native, kindred skies. And sing their pleasures, hopes an' joys, In some mild sphere ; Still closer knit in friendship's ties. Each passing year! TO WILLIAM SIMPSON OF OCHILTREE. MAY 1785. [William Simpson was the schoolmaster of Ochiltree. Ho was born Aug. 23, 1758; died July 4, 1815.] I GAT your letter, winsome Willie ; Wi' gratefu' heart I thank you brawlie ; Tho' I maun say 't, I wad be silly And unco vain, Should I believe, my coaxin billie. Your flatterin strain. But I 's believe ye kindly meant it : 1 sud be laitii to think ye hinted Ironic satire, sidelins sklented, On my poor Musie ; Tho' in sic phraisin terms ye've penn'd it, I scarce excuse ye. HI. My senses wad be in a creel. Should I but dare a hope to speel, Wi' Allan, or wi' Gilbertfield, The braes o' fame ; Or Fergusson, the writer-chiel, A deathless name. (O Fergusson ! thy glorious parts 111 suited law's dry, musty arts ! My curse upon your whunstane hearts. Ye E'nbrugh gentry! The tythe o' what ye waste at cartes Wad stow'd his pantry !) Yet when a tale comes i' my head. Or lasses gie my heart a screed — As whylesthey 're like to be my dead, (O sad disease!) I kittle up my rustic reed ; It ^ies me ease. Auld Coila, now, may fidge fu' fain, She's gotten bardies o' her ain ; Chiels wha their chanters winna hain. But tune their lays. Till echoes a' resound again Her weel-sung praise. Nae Poet thought her worth his while. To set her name in measur'd style ; She lay like some unkend-of isle Beside New Holland, TO WILLIAM SIMPSON OF OCHILTREE. 57 Or whare wild-meetinsc oceans boil XIII. Besouth ]\iagellan. Ev'n winter bleak has charms to me, When winds rave thro' the naked VIII. tree ; Ramsay an' famous Fergu.sson Or frosts on hills of Ochiltree Cied Forth an' Tay a lift aboon ; Are hoary gray ; Yarrow an' Tweed, to monie a tune, Or blinding drifts wild-furious flee. Owre Scotland rin>^s ; Dark'ning the day ! While Irwin, Lugar, Ayr, an' Doon Naebody sings. XIV. Nature ! a' thy shews an' forms IX. To feeling, pensive hearts hae charms! Th' missus, Tiber, Thames, an' Seine, Whether the summer kindly warms, Glide sweet in monie a tunefu' line : Wi' life an' light ; But, Willie, set your fit to mine. Or winter howls, in gusty storms, An' cock your crest ! The lang, dark night ! We '11 gar our streams and burnies shine XV. Up wi' the best. The Muse, nae poet ever fand her. Till by himsel he learn'd to wander. X. Adown some trottin burn's meander, We '11 sing auld Coila's plains an' fells, An' no think lang: Her moors red-brown wi' heather 0, sweet to stray, an' pensive ponder bells, A heart-felt sang ! Her banks an' braes, her dens an' dells, XVI. Whare glorious Wallace The warly race may drudge an' drive, Aft bure the gree, as story tells, Hog-shouther, jundie, stretch, an' Frae Suthron billies. strive : Let me fair Nature's face descrive, XI. And I, wi' pleasure, At Wallace' name, what Scottish Shall let the busy, grumbling hive blood Bum owre their treasure. But boils up in a spring-tide flood? Oft have our fearless fathers strode XVII. By Wallace' side. Fareweel, my rhyme-composing Still pressing onward, red-wat-shod, brither ! Or glorious dy'd ! We 've been owre lang unkend to ither : Now let us lay our heads thegither, XII. In love fraternal : O. sweet are Coila's haughs an' woods. May Envy wallop in a tether. When lintwhites chant amang the Black fiend, infernal ! buds, And jinkin hares, in amorous whids, XVIII. Their loves enjoy ; While Highlandmen hate tolls an' While thro' the braes the cushat taxes ; croods While moorlan' herds like guid, fat W'ith wailfu' cry ! braxies ; 58 TO WILLIAM SIMPSON OF OCHILTREE. While Terra Firma, on her axis, Diurnal turns ; Count on a friend, in faith an' practice, In Robert Burns. Postscript. My memory 's no worth a preen : I liad amaist forgotten clean, Ye bade me write you what they mean V>y this New-Light, 'Bout which our herds sae aft hae been Maist like to tight. In days when mankind were but cal- lans ; At grammar, logic, an' sic talents. They took nae pains their speech to balance. Or rules to gie ; But spak their thoughts in plain, braid Lallans, Like you or me. In thae auld times, they thought the moon, Just like a sark. or pair o' shoon. Wore by degrees, till her last roon Gaed past their viewin ; An" shortly after she was done, They gat a new ane. This past for certain, undisputed ; It ne'er cam i' their heads to doubt it. Till chiels gat up an' wad confute it. An' ca'd it wrang ; An' muckle din there was about it, Baith loud an' lang. Some herds, Beuk, weel Icarn'd upo' the Wad threap auld folk the thing mis- teuk ; For 't was the auld moon turn'd a neuk An" out o" sight. An' backlins-comin to the leuk. She ";rew mair bright. This was deny'd. it was afiirm'd ; The herds and hissels were alarm'd ; The rev'rend gray-beards rav'd an' storm'd. That beardless laddies Should think they better were in- form'd Than their auld daddies. Frae less to mair, it gaed to sticks ; Frae words an' aiths, to clours an' nicks ; An' monie a fallow gat his licks, Wi' hearty crunt ; An' some, to learn them for their tricks. Were hang'd an' brunt. XXVL This game was play'd in monie lands, An' Auld-Light caddies bure sic hands, That fiiith, the youngsters took the sands Wi' nimble shanks Till lairds forbade, by strict com- mands. Sic bluidy pranks. XXVII. But New-Light herds gat sic a cowe, Folk thought them ruin'd stick-an- stowe ; Till now, amaist on ev'ry knowe Ye'll find ane placed; An" some, tlieir New-Light fair avow, Just quite barefac'd. EPISTLE TO JOHN RANKINE. 59 Nae doubt the Auld-Liglit flocks are bleatiu ; Their zealous lierds are vex'd and sweatin ; Mysel, I Ve even seen them greetin WP girnin spite, To hear the moon sae sadly He'd on By word an' write. XXIX. But shortly they will cowe the louns! Some Auld-Light herds in neebor touns Are mind't, in things they ca' bal- loons, To tak a flight. An' stay ae month amang the moons An' see them right. XXX. Guid observation they will gie them ; An' when the auld moon 's gaun to lea'e them, The hindmost shaird, they '11 fetch it wi' them, Just i' their pouch ; An' when the New-Light billies see them, I think they'll crouch! Sae, ye observe that a' this clatter Is naething but a ' moonshine mat- ter ' ; But tho' dull prose-folk Latin splatter In logic tulzie, I hope we. Bardies, ken some better Than mind sic bmlzie. EPISTLE TO JOHN RANKINE. ENCLOSING SOME POEMS. [Rankine was farmer at Adamhill, in the parish of Craigie, near Lochlie. His wit, his dreams, and his practical jokes were the talk of the countiyside.] O ROUGH, nide, ready-witted Ran- kine, The wale o' cocks for fun an' drinkin'! There's monie godly folks are thinkin' Your dreams and tricks Will send you, Korah-like, a-sinkin Straught to Auld Nick's. Ye hae sae monie cracks an' cants, And in your wicked drucken rants, Ye mak a devil o' the saunts, An' fill them fou' ; And then their failings, flaws, an' wants Are a' seen thro'. Hypocrisy, in mercy spare it ! That holy robe, O, dinna tear it ! Spare 't for their sakes, wha aften wear it — The lads in black ; But your curst wit, when it comes near it. Rives "t aff their back. Think, wicked sinner, wha ye 're skaithing : It 's just the Blue-gown badge an' claithing O' saunts ; tak that, ye lea'e them naething To ken them by Frae onie unregenerate heathen, Like you or I. I 've sent you here some rhyming ware A' that I bargain'd for, an' niair ; Sae, when ye hae an hour to spare, I will expect, 6o SONG. Yon sang ye '11 sen't, wi' cannie care, And no neglect. Tho' faith, sma' heart hae I to sing: My Muse dovv scarcely spread her wing! I \'e play'd mysel a bonie spring, An' danc'd my till ! I 'd better gaen an' sair't the King At Bunker's Hill. VII. 'T was ae night lately, in my fun, I gaed a rovin wi' the gun, An' brought a paitrick to the gnm' — A bonie hen ; And, as the twilight was begun. Thought nane wad ken. hurt ; The poor, wee thing was littl I straikit it a wee for sport. Ne'er thinkin they wad fash for't; But, Deil-ma-care! Somebody tells the Poacher-Court The hale affair. Some auld, us'd hands had taen a note, That sic a hen had got a shot ; I was suspected for the plot ; I scorn'd to lie ; So gat the whissle o' my groat, An' pay't the fee. But, by my gim, o' guns the wale, An' b^ my pouther an' my hail. An' by my hen, an' by her tail, I vow an' swear! The game shall pay owre moor an' dale, For this, niest year! As soon 's the clockin-time is by, An' the wee pouts begun to cry, Lord, I 'se hae sportin by an' by For my gowd guinea ; Tho' I should herd the buckskin kye For 't, in Virginia ! Trowth, they had muckle for to blame ! 'T was neither broken wing nor limb. But twa-threc chaps about the wame. Scarce thro' the feathers ; An' baith a yellow George to claim An' thole their blethers ! It pits me ay as mad 's a hare ; So I can rhyme nor write nae mair; But pennyworths again is fair. When time 's expedient : Meanwhile I am, respected Sir, Your most obedient. SONG. TUNE : Corn Rigs. [In his Autobiographical Letter to Dr. Moore, Burns inchides this admirable lyric among the " rhymes " of his " early days," composed before his twenty-third year. But the early version was probaljly a mere fragmentary suggestion of the later. The " Annie " of this song is unknown. Several "Annies" claimed the distinction, among them a Mrs. Merry.] It was upon a Lammas night, ' When corn rigs are bonie. Beneath the moon's unclouded light, I held awa to Annie ; The time flew by, wi' tentless heed ; Till, 'tween the late and early, Wi' sma' persuasion she agreed To see me thro' the barley. SONG: COMPOSED IN AUGUST. 6i Corn rigs, an' barley rigs, An' corn rigs are bonie : I '11 ne'er forget that happy night, Amang the rigs \vi' Annie. The sky was blue, the wind was still, The moon was shining clearly ; 1 set her down, wi' right good will, Amang the rigs o' barley : I ken't her heart was a' my ain ; I lov'd her most sincerely ; I kiss'd her owre and owre again, Amang the rigs o' barley. I lock'd her in my fond embrace ; Her heart was beating rarely : My blessings on that hapjjy place, Amang the rigs o' barley ! But by the moon and stars so bright. That shone that hour so clearly ! She aye shall bless that happy night Amang the rigs o' barley. I hae been blythe wi' comrades dear ; I hae been merry drinking; I hae been joyfu' gath'rin gear ; I hae been happy thinking : But a' the pleasures e'er I saw, Tho' three times doubl'd fairly — That happy night was worth them a', Amang the rigs o' barley. Corn rigs, an' barley rigs, An' corn rigs are bonie : I '11 ne'er forget that happy night, Amang the rigs wi' Annie. SONG; COMPOSED IN AUGUST. [Burns states, in his "Autobiographical Letter," that this song was the ebullition of his passion for a " charming yf/«?//6'," Peggy Thomson, who "overset his trigonometry" at Kirkoswald when he was in his seven- teenth year.] Now westlin winds and slaughtering guns Bring Autumn's pleasant weather ; The gotxock springs on whirring wings Amang the blooming heather : Now waving grain, wide o'er the plain, Delights the weary farmer ; The moon shines bright, as I rove by night To muse upon my charmer. The paitrick lo'es the fruitfu' fells. The plover lo'es the mountains ; The woodcock haunts the lonely dells, The soaring hern the fountains ; Thro' lofty groves the cushat roves, The path o' man to shun it ; The hazel bush o'erhangs the thrush, The spreading thorn the linnet. Thus ev'ry kind their pleasure find. The savage and tlie tender ; Some social join, and leagues com- bine. Some solitary wander : Avaunt. away, the cruel sway ! Tyrannic man"s dominion! The sportsman's joy, the murd'ring The llutt'ring, gory pinion ! IV. But, Peggy dear, the evening's clear. Thick iiies the skimming swallow, The sky is blue, the fields in view All fading-green and yellow : Come let us stray our gladsome way, And view the charms of nature ; 62 THE FAREWELL. The rustling corn, the fruited thorn, And ilka happy creature. We'll gently walk, and sweetly talk, While the silent moon shines clearly ; I '11 clasp thy waist, and, fondly prest, Swear how I lo"e thee dearly : Not vernal show'rs to budding flow'rs, Not Autumn to the farmer, So dear can be as thou to me, My fair, my lovely charmer! SONG: FROM THEE ELIZA. Tune: Gilderoy. [" Eliza " was Elizabeth Miller, afterwards Mrs. Templeton, celebrated in" The Mauch- line Belles" as the " Miss Betty" " who's biaw."] From thee Eliza, I must go. And from my native shore : The cruel fates between us throw A boundless ocean's roar ; But boundless oceans, roaring wide Between my Love and me. They never, never can divide My heart and soul from thee. Farewell, farewell, Eliza dear. The maid that I adore ! A boding voice is in mine ear. We part to meet no more ! But the latest throb that leaves my heart, While Death stands victor by. That throb, Eliza, is thy part. And thine that latest siirh ! THE FAREWELL. TO THE BRETHREN OF ST. JAMES'S LODGE, TARBOLTON. TUNE: Good-tiigkf, and joy be wi' you a'. [At this time the author intended going to Jamaica. Burns was admitted an ap- prentice of the St. David's Lodge, July 4, 1781. He was elected depute-master of St. James's Lodge (which separated from St. David's) July 22, 1784.] Adieu ! a heart-warm, fond adieu ; Dear Brothers of the Mystic Tie! Ye favour'd, ye enlighten'd few, Companions of my social joy ! Tho' I to foreign lands must hie, Pursuing Fortune's slidd'ry ha' ; With melting heart and brimful eye, I '11 mind you still, tho' far awa. Oft have I met your social band, And spent the cheerful, festive night ; Oft, honour'd with supreme command, Presided o'er tlie Sons of LigJtt ; And by that Hicroi^lyphic bright, Which none but Craftsmen ever saw ! Strong Mem'ry on my heart shall write Those happy scenes, when far awa. May Freedotn, Harmony, and Love, Unite you in the Grand Design, Beneath th' Omniscient Eye above — The glorious ArcJiitect Divine — That you may keep th' Unerring Line, Still i-ising by the Plunnnefs Law, Till Order hx\^\\. completely .shine, Shall be my pray'r, when far awa. EPITAPHS. 63 And You farewell ! whose merits claim Justly that HigJicst Badge to wear: Heav'n bless your honoured, noble Name, To Masonry and Scotia dear ! A 4ast request permit me here, When yearly ye assemble a', One round, I ask it with a tear, To him, the Bard, that 's far awa. EPITAPH ON A HENPECKED SQUIRE. [The subject of this epitaph was Mr. Campbell of Netherplace, a mansion a little to the west of Mauchline, on the road to Mossgiel. Tiie epitaph was not reprinted by Burns, nor was the following one.] As father Adam first was fooPd, A case that 's still too common, Here lies a man a woman ruPd : The Devil ruled the woman. EPIGRAM ON SAID OCCASION. O Death, had'st thou but spared his life. Whom we this day lament ! We freely wad exchanged the wife. An' a' been weel content. Ev'n as he is, cauld in his graff. The swap we yet will do 't ; Tak thou the carlin's carcase aff. Thou 'se get the saul o' boot. ANOTHER. One Queen Artemisa, as old stories tell, When depriv'd of her husband she loved so well. In respect for the love and affection he 'd sliowVl her. She reduc'd him to dust and she drank up the powder. But Queen Netherplace, of a difif'rent complexion. When caird on to order the funVal direction. Would have eat her dead lord, on a slender pretence. Not to show her respect, but — to save the expense ! EPITAPHS. ON A CELEBRATED RULING ELDER. [Souter Hood was a ruling elder in Tar- .bolton, named William Hood.] Here Souter Hood in death does sleep : In hell, if he 's gane thither, Satan, gie him thy gear to keep ; He 'II liaud it weel thegither. ON A NOISY POLEMIC. [James Humphry, a mason in Mauchline with no doubt of his ability to debate with Burns. He died in 1844. He was wont to introduce himself to strangers as " Burns's blethering bitch."] Below thir stanes lie Jamie's banes : O Death, it 's my opinion. Thou ne'er took such a bleth'rin bitch Into thy dark dominion. ON WEE JOHNIE. Hicjacet \yte.Johiiie. [Said to be the poet's Kilmarnock printer. There is another claimant, a bookseller in Mauchline, of diminutive stature, named John Wilson.] Whoe'er thou art, O reader, know, That Death has murdered Johnie, An' here his body lies fti' low — For said he ne'er had onie. 64 EPiTArns. FOR THE AUTHOR'S FATHER. [William Burncss died at Lochlic, Feb. 13, 1784, and this " Epitaph on my Ever Honoureti Father" was inserted in the " First Common-Place Book," under the date April of that year. The epitaph is engraved on the tombstone in Alloway Churchyard.] O YE whose check the tear of pity stains. Draw near witii pious rev'rence, and attend ! Here He the having husband's dear remains. The tender father, and the gen'rous friend. The pitying heart that felt for human woe, The dauntless heart that fear'd no human pride, The friend of man — to vice alone a foe ; For ' ev'n his failings lean'd to vir- tue's side.' FOR ROBERT An<:EN, Esq. [The gentleman to whom " The Cotter's Saturday Night " was dedicated.] Know thou, O stranger to the fame Of this much lov'd, much honoured name ! (For none that knew him need be told), A warmer heart Death ne'er made cold. FOR GAVIN HAMILTON, Esq. [These lines allude to the persecution which Hamilton endured for riding on Sun- day, etc.] The poor man weeps — here Gavin sleeps. Whom canting wretches blam'd ; But with such as he, where'er he be, May 1 be sav'd or damn'd. A BARD'S EPITAPH. [" Burns's most sincere and touching self- criticism." — Andrew Lang.] Is there a whim-inspired fool, Owre fast for thought, owre hot for rule, Owre blate to seek, owre proud to snool! — Let him draw near; And owre this grassy heap sing dool, And drap a tear. Is there a Bard of rustic song, Who, noteless, steals the crowds among, That weekly this area throng? — O, pass not by! But with a frater-feeling strong. Here, heave a sigh. Is there a man, whose judgment clear Can others teach the coast to steer. Yet nms, himself, life's mad career Wild as the wave? — Here pause — and, thro' the starting tear, Survey this grave. IV. The poor inhabitant below Was quick to learn and wise to know. And keenly felt tlie friendly glow And softer flame ; But thoughtless follies laid him low. And stain'd his name. DEATH AND DOCTOR HORNBOOK, 65 Reader, attend! whether thy soul Soars Fancy's flights beyond the pole, Or darkling gmbs this earthly hole In low pursuit ; Know, prudent, cautious, self-control Is wisdom's root. ADDED, EDINBURGH, 1787. DEATH AND DOCTOR HORN- BOOK. A Trite Story. Qohn Wilson, the hero of this poem, was, at the time of its composition, scliool- master in Tarbolton. He was, it is said, a fair scholar, and a very worthy man, but vain of his knowledge of medicine. It was his misfortune to encounter Burns at a Masonic meeting, who, provoked by a long and pedantic speech from the Dominie, ex- claimed, the future lampoon dawning upon him, " Sit down. Dr. Hornbook."] I. Some books are lies frae end to end. And some great lies were never penn'd : Ev'n ministers, they hae been kend, In holy rapture, A rousing whid at times to vend, And nail't wi' Scripture. But this that I am gaun to tell, Which lately on a night befel, Is just as true 's the Deil "s in hell Or Dublin city : That e'er he nearer comes oursel 'S a muckle pity! The clachan yiil had made me canty, I was na fou, but just had plenty : I stacher'd whyles, but yet took tent ay To free the ditches ; An' hillocks, stanes, an' bushes, kend ay Frae ghaists an' witches. The rising moon began to glowr The distant Cumnock Hills out-owre : To count her horns, wi' a my pow'r I set mysel ; But whether she had three or four, I cou'd na tell. I was come round about the hill. And todlin down on Willie's mill, Setting my staff wi' a' my skill To keep me sicker ; Tho' leeward whyles, against my will, I took a bicker. I there wi' Something does forgather, That pat me in an eerie swither ; An awfu' scythe, out-owre ae shouther, Clear-dangling, hang ; A three-tae'd leister on the ither Lay, large an' lang. VII. Its stature seem'd lang Scotch ells twa ; The queerest shape that e'er I saw. For fient a wame it had ava ; And then its shanks. They were as thin, as sharp an' sma' As cheeks 0' branks. VIII. ' Guid-een,' quo' I ; ' Friend, hae ye been mawin. When ither folk are busy sawin?' It seem'd to make a kind o' stan', But naething spak. 66 DEATH AND DOCTOR HORNBOOK. At length, says I : ' Friend, whare ye gaun : Will ye go back?' IX. It spak right howe : 'My name is Death, But be na' fleyM.' Quoth I : ' Guid faith. Ye Ve may be come to stap my breath ; But tent me, billie ; I red ye weel, take care o' skaith, See, there 's a gully! ' 'Gudeman,' quo' he, 'put up your whittle, I 'm no design'd to try its mettle ; But if I did, I wad be kittle To be mislear'd : I wad na mind it, no that spittle Out-ovvre my beard.' ' Weel, weel ! ' says I, a bargain be 't ; Come, gie 's your hand, an' say we 're We '11 ease our shanks, an' tak a seat : Come, gie 's your news : This while ye hae been monie a gate. At monie a house.' ' Ay, ay ! ' quo' he, an' shook his 1 ead, ' It 's ;'en a lang, lang time indeed Sin' 1 began to nick the thread An' choke the breath : Folk 'naun do something for their b 'ead. An' sae maun Death. xm. ' Sax thousand years are near-hand fled Sin' I vvas to the butching bred, An' monie a scheme in vain 's been laid To stap or scar me ; Till ane Hornbook 's ta'en up the trade, And faith ! he '11 waur me. ' Ye ken Jock Hornbook i' the clachan ? Deil mak his king"s-hood in a spleu- chan ! — He 's grown sae weel acquaint wi' Buchan And ither chaps. The weans baud out their fingers laughin, An' pouk my hips. ' See, here 's a scythe, an' there 's a dart. They hae pierc'd monie a gallant heart ; But Doctor Hornbook wi' his art An' cursed skill. Has made them baith no worth a fart, Damn'd haet they '11 kill ! XVI. ' 'T was but yestreen, nae farther gane I threw a noble throw at ane ; Wi' less, I 'm sure, I 've hundreds slain ; But Deil-ma-care ! It just played dirl on the bane. But did nae mair. ' Hornbook was by wi' ready art, An' had sae fortify'd the part, That when I looked to my dart, It was sae blunt, Fient haet o 't wad hae pierc'd the heart Of a kail-runt. DEATH AND DOCTOR HORNBOOK. 67 ' I drew my scythe in sic a fury, I near-hand cowpit \vi' niy hurry, But yet the bauld Apothecary Withstood the shock : 1 miglit as weel hae try'd a quarry O' hard whin-rock. '■ Ev'n them he canna get attended, Altho' their face he ne'er had kend it, Just shit in a kail-blade an' send it, As soon 's he smells 't, liaith their disease and what will mend it. At once he tells 't. XX. ^And then a' doctor's saws and whittles Of a' dimensions, shapes, an' mettles, A' kinds o' boxes, mugs, and bottles, He 's sure to hae ; Their Latin names as fast he rattles As A B C. XXI. '■ Calces o' fossils, earth, and trees ; True sal-inariiuun o' the seas ; The farina of beans an' pease, He has 't in plenty ; Aqtia-fontis, what you please. He can content ye. • Forbye some new, uncommon • weapons, Urinus spiritus of capons ; Or mite-horn shavings, filings, scrap- ings, Distiird per se ; Sal-al/cali o' midge-tail-clippings, And monie mae.' XXIII. ' Waes me for Johnie Ged's Hole now,' Quoth I ' if that thae news be true! His braw calf-ward whare gowans grew Sae white and bonie, Nae doubt they '11 rive it wi' the plew : They '11 ruin Johnie!' XXIV. The creature grain'd an eldritch laugh. And says : 'ye nedna yoke the pleugh, Kirkyards will soon be till'd eneugh, Tak ye nae fear : They '11 a' be trench'd wi monie a sheugh In twa-three year. 'Whare I kill'd ane, a fair strae death By loss o' blood or want o' breath, This night I 'm free to tak my aith, That Hornbook's skill Has clad a score i' their last claith By drap an' pill. 'An honest wabster to his trade, Whase wife's twa nieves were scarce weel-bred. Gat tippence-worth to mend her head, When it was sair ; The wife slade cannie to her bed, But ne'er spak mair. 'A countra laird had taen the batts, Or some curmurring in his guts. His only son for Hornbook sets. An' pays him well : The lad, for twa guid gimmer-pets, Was laird himsel. XXVIII. •A bonie lass — ye kend her name — Some ill-brewn drink had hov'd her wame ; She trusts hersel, to hide the shame, In Hornbook's care; Horn sent her aft' to her lang hame To hide it there. 68 THE BRIGS OF AYR. 'That's just a swatch o' Hornbook's way; Thus goes he on from day to day, Thus does he poison, kill, an' slay, An 's weel paid for 't ; Yet stops me o' my lawfu' prey Wi' his' damn'd dirt : ' But, hark ! I '11 tell you of a plot, Tho' dinna ye be speakin o't : 1 '11 nail the self-conceited sot. As dead's a herrin ; Niest time we meet, I 'II wad a groat. He gets his fairia ! ' But just as he began to tell, The auld kirk-hammer strak the bell Some wee short hour ayont the twal, Which raised us baith : I took the way that pleas'd mysel. And sae did Death. THE BRIGS OF AYR. A Poem. INSCRIBED TO JOHN BALLANTINE, ESQ., AYR. [Probably composed in September-Oc- tober, 1786 ; a new bridge was being built at Ayr when Mr. Ballantine, a local banker, was dean of guild. The boast of the " Auld Brig" that it would " be a brig" when its neighbor was a " shapeless cairn " was jus- tified in 1877, when the New Bridge was so injured by tloods that it had to be practi- cally rebuilt.] The simple Bard, rough at the rustic plough. Learning his tuneful trade from ev'ry bough (The chanting linnet, or the mellow thrush, Hailing the setting sun, sweet, in the green thorn bush ; The soaring lark, the perching red- breast shrill. Or deep-ton'd plovers grey, wild- whistling o'er the hill) : Shall he — nurst in the peasant's lowly shed. To hardy independence bravely bred. By early poverty to hardship stecl'd, An train'd to arms in stern misfor- tune's field — Shall he be guilty of their hireling crimes. The servile, mercenary Swiss of rhymes? Or labour hard the panegyric close. With all the venal soul of dedicating prose ? No ! though his artless strains he rudely sings. And throws his hand uncouthly o'er the strings. He glows with all the spirit of the bard. Fame, honest fame, his great, his dear reward. Still, if some patron's gen'rous care he trace, Skill'd in the secret to bestow with grace ; When Ballantine befriends his humble name. And hands the rustic stranger up to fame, With heartfelt throes his grateful bosom swells : The godlike bliss, to give, alone excels. 'T was when the stacks get on their winter hap. And thack and rape secure the toil- won crap ; Potatoe-bings are snugged up frae .skaith O' coming winter's biting, frosty breath ; The bees, rejoicing o'er their summer toils — Unnumber'd Ijuds' an' flowers' deli- cious spoils. i THE BRIGS OF AYR. 69 Seal'd up with frugal care in massive waxen piles — Are dooniM by man, that tyrant o'er the weak, The death o' de\'ils smoor'd wi' brim- stone reek : The thundering guns are heard on ev'ry side. The wounded coveys, reeling, scatter wide ; The feather'd field-mates, bound by Nature's tie. Sires, mothers, children in one car- nage lie : (What warm, poetic heart but inly bleeds, And execrates man's savage, ruthless deeds !) Nae mair the tiower in field or meadow springs ; Nae mair the grove with airy concert rings. Except perhaps the robin's whistling glee. Proud o' the height o' some bit half- lang tree ; The hoary morns precede the sunny days ; IVIild, calm, serene, widespreads the noontide blaze. While thick the gossamour waves wanton in the rays. 'T was in that season, when a simple IJard, Unknown and poor —simplicity's re- ward ! — Ae night, within the ancient brugh of Ayr, By whim inspir'd or haply prest wi' care. He left his bed, and took his wayward route, And down by Simpson's wheel'd the left about (Whether impell'd by all-directing Fate, To witness what I after shall nar- rate ; Or whether, rapt in meditation high. He wander'd forth, he knew not where nor why) : The drowsy Dungeon-Clock had number'd two. And Wallace Tower had sworn the fact was true ; The tide-swoln Firth, with sullen- sounding roar, Through the still night dash'd hoarse along the shore ; All else was hush'd as Nature's closed e'e ; The silent moon shone high o'er tower and tree ; The chilly frost, beneath the silver beam. Crept, gently-crusting, o'er the glitter- ing stream. When, lo! on either hand the lis- t'ning Bard, The clanging sugh of whistling wings is heard ; Two dusky forms dart thro' the mid- night air, Swift as the gos drives on the wheel- ing hare ; Ane on th' Auld Brig his airy shape uprears. The ither flutters o'er the rising piers : Our warlock rhymer instantly descried The Sprites that owre the Brigs of Ayr preside. (That bards are second-sighted is nae joke. And ken the lingo of the sp'ritual folk ; Fays, spunkies, kelpies, a', they can explain them. And ev'n the vera deils they brawly ken them.) Auld Brig appear'd of ancient Pictish race. The vera wrinkles Gothic in his face; He seem'd as he wi' Time had war- stl'd lang. Yet, teughly doui'e, he bade an unco bang. New Brig was buskit in a braw new coat. 70 THE BRIGS OF AYR. That he, at Lon'on, frae ane Adams got; In 's hand five taper staves as smooth "s a bead, Wi' virls an' whirlygigums at the head. The Goth was stalking round with anxious search, Spying the time-worn flaws in ev'ry arch. It chanc'd his new-come neebor took his e'e. And e'en a vex'd and angry heart had he! Wi' thieveless sneer to see his mod- ish mien, He, down the water, gies him this guid-een : — AULD BRIG. ' I doubt na, frien', ye 'II think ye 're nae sheep sliank, Ance ye were streekit owre frae bank to bank ! Bat gin ye be a brig as auld as me — Tho' faith, that date, I doubt, ye 'II never see — There '11 be, if that day come, I '11 wad a boddle. Some fewer whigmeleeries in your noddle.' NEW BRIG. 'Auld Vandal! ye but show your little mense. Just much about it wi' your scanty sense : Will your poor, narrow foot-path of a street, Where twa wheel-barrows tremble when they meet, Your ruin'd, formless bulk o' stane an' lime, Compare wi' bonie brigs o' modern time? There 's men of taste would tak the Ducat stream, Tho' they should cast the vera sark and swim, E'er they would grate their feelings wi' the view O' sic an ugly, Gothic hulk as you.' AULU BRIG. 'Conceited gowk! puff'd up wi' windy pride! This monie a year I 've stood the flood an' tide ; And tho' wi' crazy eild I 'm sair for- lairn, I '11 be a brig when ye 're a shapeless cairn ! As yet ye little ken about the mat- ter. But tvva-three winters will inform ye better. When heavy, dark, continued, a'-day rains Wi' deepening deluges o'erflow the plains ; When from the hills where springs the brawling Coil, Or stately Lugar's mossy fountains boil. Or where the Greenock winds his moorland course, Or haunted Garpal draws his feeble source, Arous'd by blustering winds an' spot- ting thowes, In monie a torrent down the snaw- broo rowes ; While crasliing ice, borne on the roaring speat, Sweejjs dams, an' mills, an' brigs, a' to the gate ; And from Glenbuck down to the Ratton-Key Auld Ayr is just one lengthcn'd, tuml)ling sea — Then down ye '11 hurl (deil nor ye never rise !), And dash the gumlie jaups up to the l^ouring skies ! A lesson sadly teaching, to your cost, That Architecture's noble art is lost! ' THE BRIGS OF AYR. 71 NEW r.RIG. 'Fine architecture, trovvth. I needs must say 't o 't, The Lord be thankit that we Ve tint the gate o 't ! Gaunt, ghastly, ghaist-alluring edi- fices, Hanging with threatening jut, Hlg at a reverend friend's house one ttight the author left the following verses in the room where he slept. [The " reverend friend " was Dr. Laurie, then minister of Loudoun, at whose house Burns first heard the spinnet played.] O Thou dread Power, who reign'st above, I know Thou wilt me hear. When for this scene of peace and love I make my prayer sincere. PRAYER UNDER THE PRESSURE OF VIOLENT ANGUISH. The hoary Sire — the mortal stroke, Long, long be pleas'd to spare : To bless his'little filial ilock. And show what good men are. She, who her lovely offspring eyes With tender hopes and fears — O, bless her with a mother's joys, But spare a mother's tears! IV. Their hope, their stay, their darling youth, In manhood's dawning blush. Bless him, Thou God of love and truth, Up to a parent's wish. The beauteous, seraph sister-band — With earnest tears I pray — Thou know'st the snares on every hand. Guide Thou their steps alway. VI. When, soon or late, they reach that coast. O'er Life's rough ocean driven. May they rejoice, no wand'rer lost, A family in Heaven! PARAPHRASE OF THE FIRST PSALM. [This is of the Irvine period, when, as Burns wrote to his father, " My only pleas- urable enjovment is looking backwards and forwards in a moral and religious way."] I. The man, in life wherever plac'd. Hath liappiness in store. Who walks not in the wicked's way Nor learns their guilty lore ; Nor from the seat of scornful pride Casts forth his eyes abroad, But with humility and awe Still walks before his God ! That man shall flourish like the trees. Which by the streamlets grow : The fruitful top is spread on high. And firm the root below. But he, whose blossom buds in guilt, Shall to the ground be cast. And, like the rootless stubble, tost Before the sweeping blast. For why? that God the good adore Hath giv'n them peace and rest. But hath decreed that wicked men Shall ne'er be truly blest. PRAYER UNDER THE PRESS- URE OF VIOLENT ANGUISH. [Of this poem Burns says: "There was a certain period of life that my spirit was broke bv repeated losses and disasters. In this wretched state I hung my harp on ihe willow-trees except in some lucid intervals, in one of which I composed the loUowing."] O Thou Great Being! what Thou art Surpasses me to know ; Yet sure I am. that known to Thee Are all Thy works below. Thy creature here before Thee stands. All wretched and distrest ; Yet sure tliose ills tltat wring my soul Obey Thy high behest. 82 TO MISS LOGAN. Sure Thou, Almighty, canst not act From cruelty or wrath ! O. free my weary eyes from tears, Or close them fast in death! But, if I must afflicted be To suit some wise design, Then man my soul with firm resolves To bear and not repine ! THE NINETIETH PSALM VERSIFIED. [This piece is of the same period as the preceding.] O Thou, the first, the greatest friend Of all the human race ! Whose strong right hand has ever been Their stay and dwelling place ! Before the mountains heav'd their heads Beneath Thy forming hand, Before this ponderous globe itself Arose at Thy command : That Power, which rais'd and still upholds This universal frame. From countless, unbeginning time Was ever still the same. IV. Those mighty periods of years. Which seem to us so vast. Appear no more before Thy sight Than yesterday that 's past. Thou giv'st the word : Thy creature, man. Is to existence brought ; Again Thou say'st : ' Ye sons of men, Return ye into nought ! ' Thou layest them, with all their cares, In everlasting sleep ; As with a fiood Thou tak\st them off With overwhelming sweep. They flourish like the morning flower In beauty's pride array 'd. But long ere night, cut down, it lies All withe*''d and decay'd. TO MISS LOGAN. WITH BEATTIE'S poems FOR A NEW year's gift, JANUARY I, 1 787. [The sister of Major Logan, whom Burns had ah'eady celebrated.] Again the silent wheels of time Their annual round have driv'n, And you, tho' scarce in maiden prime, Are so much nearer Heav'n. No gifts have I from Indian coasts The infant year to hail ; I send you more than India boasts In Edwin's simple tale. in. Our sex with guile, and faithless love, Is chargVl — perhaps too true ; But may, dear maid, each lover prove An Edwin still to you. ADDRESS TO A HAGGIS. — ADDRESS TO EDINBURGH. 83 ADDRESS TO A HAGGIS. [" It has been stated that, being present at a party where a haggis was on the table, and being asked to say something appro- priate on the occasion. Burns produced the following stanza by way of grace. Being well received he was induced to expand it into his address ' To a Haggis,' retaining the verse in an altered form as a perora- tion." — Wallace Ciiamhers. Ye Powers wha gie us a' that 's guid, Still bless auld Caledonia's brood Wi' great John Barleycorn's heart's bluid In stoups or luggies; And on our board the king o' food, A glorious haggis ! " It is usual to have this Scotch dish at the anniversary celebrations ot the poet's birth, and a very savory viand it is, although unsafe to eat much of."] Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm : Weel are ye wordy of a grace As lang's my arm. The groaning trencher there ye fill, Your hurdies like a distant hill, Your pin wad help to mend a mill In time o'' need. While thro' your pores the dews distil Like amber bead. His knife see rustic Labour dight, An' cut ye up wi' ready slight, Trenching your gushing entrails bright, Like onie ditch ; And then, O what a glorious sight, Warm-reekin, rich! Then, horn for horn, they stretch an' strive : Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive, Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve Are bent like drums ; Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive, 'Bethankit!' hums. Is there that owre his French ragout, Or olio that wad staw a sow. Ox fricassee wad mak her spew Wi' perfect sconner, Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view On sic a dinner? Poor devil! see him owre his trash. As feckless as a wither'd rash. His spindle shank a guid whip-lash. His nieve a nit ; Thro' bluidy flood or field to dash, O how unfit! But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed. The trembling earth resounds his tread. Clap in his walie nieve a blade, He '11 make it whissle ; An' legs, an' arms, an' heads will sned Like taps o' thrissle. VIII. Ye Pow'rs wha mak mankind your care, And dish them out their bill o' fare, Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware, That jaups in luggies ; But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a Haggis ! ADDRESS TO EDINBURGH. [Burns enclosed this poem, with another piece unnamed, to Mr. William Chalmers, writer, Ayr, as early as 27th December, 1786, 84 ADDRESS TO EDINBURGH. thus showing the rapidity with which he had composed it.] Edixa! Scotia's darling seat! All hail thy palaces and tow'rs, Where once, beneath a Monarch's feet, Sat Legislation's sovereign pow"rs : From marking wildly-scatt'red flowVs, As on the banks of Ayr I stray'd And singing, lone, the lingering hours, I shelter in thy honor'd shade. Here Wealth still swells the golden tide, As busy Trade his labours plies ; There Architecture's noble pride Bids elegance and splendour rise : Here Justice, from her native skies, High wields her balance and her rod ; There Learning, with his eagle eyes, Seeks Science in her coy abode. Thy sons, Edina, social, kind. With open arms the stranger hail ; Their views enlarg'd, their lib'ral mind, Above the narrow, rural vale ; Attentive still to Sorrow's wail, Or modest Merit's silent claim : And never may their sources fail! And never Envy blot their name! IV. Thy daughters bright thy walks adorn. Gay as the gilded summer sky. Sweet as the dewy, milk-white thorn, Dear as the raptur'd thrill of joy ! Fair Burnet strikes th' adoring eye, Heav'n's beauties on my fancy shine : I see the Sire of Love on high, And own His work indeed divine ! There, watching high the least alarms, Thy rough, rude fortress gleams afar; Like some bold vet'ran, grey in arms. And mark"d with many a seamy scar ; The pond'rous wall and massy bar, Grim-rising o'er the rugged rock. Have oft witlistood assailing war, And oft repeird th' invader's shock. With awe-struck thought and pitying tears. I view that noble, stately dome. Where Scotia's kings of other years, Fam'd heroes ! had their royal home : Alas, how chang'd the times to come! Their royal name low in the dust! Their hapless race wild-wand'ring roam ! Tho' rigid Law cries out : "T was just.' VII. Wild beats my heart to trace your steps. Whose ancestors, in days of yore. Thro' hostile ranks and ruin'd gaps Old Scotia's bloody lion bore : Ev'n I, who sing in rustic lore. Haply my sires have left their shed, And fac'd grim Danger's loudest roar. Bold-following where your fathers led! VIII. Edina ! Scotia's darling seat! All hail thy palaces and tow'rs ; Where once, beneath a Monarch's feet, Sat Legislation's sov'reign pow'rs . From marking wildly-scatt'red flow'rs. As on the banks of Ayr I stray'd And singing, lone, the iing'ring hours, I shelter in thy honour'd shade. JOHN BARLEYCORN. 85 SONGS. JOHN BARLEYCORN. A Ballad. [Composed on the plan of an old song, of which Daviri Laing lias given an authen- tic version in his very curious volume of " Metrical Tales."] There was three kings into the east, Three kings both great and high, And they hae sworn a solemn oath John Barleycorn should die. They took a plough and ploughed him down. Put clods upon his head, And they hae sworn a solemn oath John Barleycorn was dead. III. But the cheerful Spring came kindly on. And show''rs began to fall ; John Barleycorn got up again. And sore surpris'd them all. The sultry suns of Summer came, ■ And he grew thick and strong : His head weel arm'd wi' pointed spears. That no one should him wrone. The sober Autumn enter'd mild, When he grew wan and pale ; His bending joints and drooping head Show'd he began to fail. His colour sicken'd more and more, He faded into age ; And then his enemies began To show their deadly rage. They've taen a weapon long and sharp, And cut him by the knee ; Then tyYl him fast upon a cart, Like a roHue for forgerie. They laid him down upon his back, And cudgelFd him full sore. They hung him up before the storm. And turn'd him o'er and o'er. They filled ujd a darksome pit With water to the brim, They heaved in John Barleycorn There, let him sink or swim ! They laid him out upon the floor, To work Jiim farther woe ; And still, as signs of life appeared, They toss'd him to and fro. They wasted o'er a scorching flame The marrow of his bones ; But a miller us'd him worst of all. For he crush'd him between two stones. And they hae taen his very heart's blood, And drank it round and round ; 86 A FRAGMENT: WHEN GUILFORD GOOD. And still the more and more they drank, Their joy did more abound. John Barleycorn was a hero bold, Of noble enterprise ; For if you do but taste his blood, 'T will make your courage rise. 'T will make a man forget his woe ; 'T will heighten all his joy : 'Twill make the widow's heart to sing, Tho' the tear were in her eye. Then let us toast John Barleycorn, Each man a glass in hand ; And may his great posterity Ne'er fail in old Scotland ! A. FRAGMENT: WHEN GUIL- FORD GOOD. Tune : Gillicrankie. [First published in the Edinburgh edi- tion of 1787, after consulting the Earl of Glencairn and Henry Erskine.] When Guilford good our pilot stood, An' did our hellim thraw, man ; Ae night, at tea, began a plea, Within America, man : Then up they gat the maskin-pat. And in the sea did jaw, man ; An' did nae less, in full Congress, Than quite refuse our law, man. II. Then thro' the lakes Montgomery takes, I wat he was na slaw, man ; Down Lowrie's Burn he took a turn, And Carleton did ca', man : But yet, whatreck, he at Quebec Montgomery-like did fa', man, Wi' sword in hand, before his band, Amang his en'mies a', man. Poor Tamtny Gage within a cage Was kept at Boston-ha', man ; Till Willie Howe took o'lgr the knowe For Philadelphia, man; Wi' sword an' gun he tliought a sin Guid Cliristian bluid to draw, man ; But at New-York wi' knife an' fork Sir-Loin he hacked sma', man. IV. Burgoyne gaed up, like spur an' whip, Till Eraser brave did fa', man ; Then lost his way, ae misty day, In Saratoga shaw, man. Cornwallis fought as lang 's he dought. An' did the buckskins claw, man ; But Clinton's glaive frae rust to save, He hung it to the wa', man. Then Montague, an' Guilford too, Began to fear a fa', man ; And Sackville doure, wha stood the stoure The German chief to thraw, man : For Paddy Burke, like onie Turk, Nae mercy had at a', man ; An' Charlie Fox threw by the box. An' lows'd his tinkler jaw, man. Then Rockingham took up the game, Till death did on him ca', man ; When Slielburne meek held up his cheek. Conform to gospel law, man : Saint Stephen's boys, wi' jarring noise. They did liis measures thraw, man ; For North an' Fox united stocks, Au' bore him to the wa', man. MY NANIE, O. 87 Then clubs an' hearts were Charlie's cartes He swept the stakes awa\ man. Till the diamond's ace, of Indian race, Led him a smy faux pas, man : The Saxon lads, wi' loud placads, On Chatham's boy did ca', man ; An' Scotland drew her pipe an' blew : '■ Up, Willie, waur them a', man ! ' Behind the throne then Granville's gone, A secret word or twa, man ; While slee Dundas arous'd the class Be-north the Roman wa', man : An' Chatham's wraith, in heav'nly graith (Inspired bardies saw, man), Wr kindling eyes, cry'd : ' Willie, rise! Would I hae fear'd them a', man ? ' But, word an' blow. North, Fox, and Co. Gowff'd Willie like a ba', man. Till Suthron raise an' coost their claise Behind him in a raw, man : An' Caledon threw by the drone, An' did her whittle draw, man ; An' swoor fu' rude, thro' dirt an' bluid, To mak it guid in law, man. MY NANIE, O. [According to Gilbert Burns the heroine was Agnes Fleming. On the other hand, Mrs. Begg asserts that it was written in honor of Peggy Thomson of Kirkoswald.] I. Behind yon lulls where Lugar flows 'Mang moors an' mosses many, O, The wintry sun the day has clos'd. And I '11 awa to Nanie, O. The westlin wind blaws loud an' shill. The night's baith mirk and rainy, O ; But I '11 get my plaid, an' out I '11 steal, An' owre the hill to Nanie, 0. My Nanie 's charming, sweet, an' young ; Nae artfu' wiles to win ye, O : May ill befa' the flattering tongue That wad beguile my Nanie, O ! Her face is fair, her heart is true ; As spotless as she 's bonie, O, The op'ning gowan, wat wi' dew, Nae purer is than Nanie, O. A country lad is my degree, An' few there be that ken me, O ; But what care I how few they be ? I 'm welcome ay to Nanie, O. My riches a's rny penny-fee, An' I maun guide it cannie, O ; But warl's gear ne'er troubles me, My thoughts are a' — my Nanie, O. Our auld guidman delights to view His sheep an' kye thrive bonie, O ; But I'm as blythe that hauds his pleugh, An' has nae care but Nanie, O. vni. Come weel, come woe, I care na by ; I 'II tak what Heav'n will send me, O : Nae ither care in life have I, But live, an' love my Nanie, O. GREEN GROW THE RASHES, O. — COMl'USED IN SPRING. GREEN GROWTHS RASHES, O. [This little masterpiece of wit and gayely and movement was suggested either hy the fragment " Green grow the Rashes, O " in Herd's "Ancient and Mtxiern Scottish Songs," or by the coarse old song itself.] Chorus. Green grow the rashe.s, O ; Green grow the rashes, O ; The sweetest hours that e''cr I spend, Are spent among the lasses, O. There's nought but care on evVy han\ In every Iiour that passes, O : What signifies the life o' man, An' \ were na for the lasses, O. The wai'ly race may riches chase. An' riches still may fly them. O ; An' tho' at last they catcli them fast. Their hearts can ne'er enjoy them, O. But gie me a cannie hour at e'en, My arms about my dearie, O, An' war'ly cares an' war'ly men May a' gae tapsalteerie, O! For you sae douce, ye sneer at this ; Ye 're nought but senseless asses, O : The wisest man the warP e'er saw. He dearly lov'd the lasses, O. Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears Her noblest work she classes, O : Her prentice han' she try'd on man, An' then she made the lasses, O. Chorus. Green grow the rashes, O ; Green grow the rashes, O ; The sweetest hours that e'er I spend. Are spent among the lasses, O. COMPOSED IN SPRING. Tune: Johnny's Grey Brecks. [" Menie is the common alibrcviation of Marianne. The chorus is part of a song composed by a gentleman in Edinburgh, a particular friend of the author's." — R. U.] Again rejoicing Nature sees Her robe assume its vernal hues : Her leafy locks wave in the breeze. All freshly steep'd in morning dews. Chorus. And maun I still on Menie doat. And bear the scorn that 'sin her e'e ? For it's jet, jet-black, an' it's like a hawk. An' it winna let a body be. 11. In vain to me the cowslips blaw. In vain to me the vi'lets spring; In vain to me in glen or shaw, The mavis and the lintwhite sing. The merry ploughboy cheers his team, Wi' joy the tentie seedsman stalks ; But life to me 's a weary dream, A dream of ane that never wauks. The wanton coot the water skims, Amang the reeds the ducklings cry. The stately swan majestic swims. And ev'ry thing is blest but I. THE GLOOMY NIGHT.— NO CHURCHMAN AM I. The sheep-herd steeks his faulding slap, And o'er the moorlands whistles shill ; Wi" wild, unequal, wand'ring step, I meet him on the dewy hill. vr. And when the lark, Hween light and dark, BIythe waukens by the daisy's side. And mounts and sings on flittering wings, A woe-worn ghaist I hameward glide. Come winter, with thine angry howl. And raging, bend the naked tree ; Thy gloom will soothe my cheerless soul, When nature all is sad like me! Chorus. And maun I still on Menie doat, And bear the scorn that \s in her e'e ? For it 's jet, jet-black, an' it 's like a hawk, An' it winna let a body be. THE GLOOMY NIGHT IS GATHERING FAST. Tune- Roslin Castle. [" I composed this song as I conveyed my chest so far on my road to Greenock, where I was to embark in a few days for Jamaica. I meant it as my farewell to my native land."— R. B.] The gloomy night is gathering fast. Loud roars the wild inconstant blast ; Yon nnu'ky cloud is filled with rain, I see it driving o'er the plain ; The hunter now has left the moor. The scatt'red coveys meet secure ; While here I wander, prest with care, Along the lonely banks of Ayr. The Autumn mourns her rip'ning corn By early Winter's ravage torn ; Across her placid, azure sky, She sees the scowling tempest fly; Chill runs my blood to hear it rave : I think upon the stormy wave, Where many a danger I must dare, Far from the bonie banks of Ayr. 'T is not the surging billows' roar, 'T is not that fatal, deadly shore ; Tho' death in ev'ry shape appear. The wretched have no more to fear : But round my heart the ties are bound. That heart transpierc'd with many a wound ; These bleed afresh, those ties I tear, To leave the bonie banks of Ayr. Farewell, old Coila's hills and dales. Her heathy moors and winding vales ; The scenes where wretched Fancy roves, Pursuing past unhappy loves ! Farewell my friends ! farewell my foes ! My peace with these, my love with those — The bursting tears my heart declare. Farewell, my bonie banks of Ayr. NO CHURCHMAN AM I. TUNE: Prepa7-e, my dear Brethren. [This is not a happy production, al- though, doubtless, it would pass very well among his youthful companions at Tarbol- 90 NO CHURCHMAN AM I. ton, when the table was in a roar, after a lodge meeting." — WILLIAM ScoTT Douglas.] No churchman am I for to rail and to write, No statesman nor soldier to plot or to fight, No sly man of business contriving a snare, For a big-belly'd bottle 's the whole of my care. The peer I don't env}', I give him his bow; I scorn not the peasant, tho' ever so low ; But a club of good fellows, like those that are here. And a bottle like this, are my glory and care. Here passes the squire on his brother — his horse, There centum per centum, the cit with his purse, But see you The Crown, how it waves in the air? There a big-belly'd bottle still eases my care. The wife of my bosom, alas ! she did die; For sweet consolation to church 1 did fly' 1 found that old Solomon proved it fair. That a big-belly"d bottle 's a cure for all care. I once was persuaded a venture to make ; A letter inform'd me that all was to wreck ; But the pursy old landlord just wad- dled up stairs. With a glorious bottle that ended my cares. '■ Life's cares they are comforts ' — a maxim laid down By the Bard, what d' ye call him ? that wore the black gown ; And faith I agree with th' old prig to a hair : For a big-belly'd bottle 's a heav'n of a care. A STANZA ADDED IN A MASON LODGE. Then fill up a bumper and make it o'erflow. And honours Masonic prepare for to throw : May ev'ry true Brother of the Com- pass and Square Have a big-belly'd bottle, when harass'd with care ! ODE, SACRED TO THE MEMORY OF MRS. OSWALD. 91 ADDED, EDINBURGH, 179; WRITTEN IN FRIARS CARSE HERMITAGE, ON NITHSIDE. [This is the second version of a piece originally inscribed on a window pane of Friars Carse Hermitage, in June, 1788.] Thou whom chance may liither lead Be tliou clad in russet weed, Be thou deckt in siliitley. [This ballad refers to a contest between Mr. Erskine and Mr. Dundas for the dean- ship of the Faculty of Advocates. Mr. Dundas was elected.] Dire was the hate at Old Harlaw That Scot to Scot did carry ; And dire the discord Langside saw For beauteous, hapless Mary. But Scot to Scot ne'er met so hot, Or were more in fury seen. Sir, Than 'twi.\t Hal and Bob for the famous job, Who should be the Faculty's Dean, Sir. THE TARBOLTON LASSES. II. IV. This Hal for genius, wit, and lore As once on Pisgali purg'd was the sight Among the first was numbered Of a son of CircLimcision, But pious Boll, 'mid learning's store. So, may be, on this Pisgah height Commandment the Tenth remeni- Bob's purblind mental vision. ber'd. Nay, Bobby's mouth may be open'd Yet simple Bob the victory got, yet. And won his heart's desire : Till for eloquence you hail him. Which shows that Heaven can boil And swear that he has tlie Angel met the pot, That met the Ass of Balaam. Tho' the Deil piss in the fire. V. III. In your heretic sins may ye live and Squire Hal, besides, had in this case die, Pretensions rather brassy ; Ye heretic Eight-and-Thirty! For talents, to deserve a place, But accept, ye sublime majority. Are qualifications saucy. My congratulations hearty! So their worships of the Faculty, With your honors, as with a certain Quite sick of Merit's rudeness. King, Chose one who should owe it all, d' ye In your servants this is striking, see. The more incapacity they bring To their gratis grace and goodness. The more they 're to your liking. MISCELLANIES. THE TARBOLTON LASSES. [An early attempt at satire. by Chambers (1851).] Published If ye gae up to yon hill-tap, Ye '11 there see bonie Peggy ; She kens her father is a laird. And she forsooth 's a leddy. There 's Sophy tight, a lassie bright. Besides a handsome fortune : Wha canna win her in a night Has little art in courtin. Gae down by Faile, and taste the ale, And tak a look o' Mysie : She 's dour and din, a deil within, But aiblins she may please ye. If she be shy, her sister try. Ye '11 may be fancy Jenny : If ye 'II dispense wi' want o' sense, She kens hersel she 's bonie. V. As ye gae up by yon hillside. Spier in for bonie Bessy : She 'II gie ye a beck, and bid ye light, And handsomely address ye. There 's few sae bonie, nane sae guid In a' King George' dominion : If ye should doubt the truth of this. It's Bessy's ain opinion. THE RONALDS OF THE BENNALS. 189 THE RONALDS OF THE BEN- NALS. [The Bennals was a farm in Tarbolton Parish. Miss Jean refused Gilbert Burns.] In Ta?bolton, ye ken, there are proper young men, And proper young lasses and a.\ man : But ken ye the Ronalds that live in the Bennals? They carry the gree frae them a', man. Their father's a laird, and vveel he can spare 't : Braid money to tocher them a\ man ; To proper young men, he '11 clink in the hand Gowd guineas a hunder or twa, man. There 's ane they ca' Jean, I '11 warrant ye 've seen As bonie a lass or as braw, man ; But for sense and guid taste she '11 vie wi' the best, And a conduct that beautifies a', man. The charms o' the min', the langer they shine The mair admiration they draw, man ; While peaches and cherries, and roses and lilies. They fade and they wither awa, man. If ye be for Miss Jean, tak this frae a frien', A hint o' a rival or twa, man : The Laird o' Blackbyre wad gang through the fire. If that wad entice her awa, man. The Laird o' Braehead has been on his speed For mair than a towmond or twa, man : The Laird o' the Ford will straught on a board. If he canna get her at a', man. Then Anna comes in, the pride o' her kin, The boast of our bachelors a', man : Sae sonsy and sweet, sae fi.illy com- plete. She steals our affections awa, man. If I should detail the pick and the wale O' lasses that live here awa, man. The faut wad be mine, if they didna shine The sweetest and best o' them a', man. I lo'e her mysel, but darena weel tell, My poverty keeps me in awe, man ; For making o' rhymes, and working at times, Does little or naething at a', man. Yet I wadna choose to let her refuse Nor hae 't in her power to say na, man : For though I be poor, unnoticed, obscure. My stomach's as proud as them a', man. IQO I'LL GO AND P.E A SOEKIKR. — TIIK liELLES OF MAUCIILlNi: Though I canna ride in wcIl-booted pride, And flee o'er the hills ]ii